File this under: “You Can’t Make This Crap Up!”
Former Bachelor winner (from the English guy’s season) Shayne Lamas has moved well beyond her Matt Grant days. She’s married now (like you care) and is pregnant with her first child. (Her and her husband got married in April just hours after meeting each other. As you do.)
However, motherhood hasn’t changed Shayne. In fact, she’s arguably more of a famewhore now than when she was on the ‘Bachelor,’ pretending to like that poor English guy just so she’d win and become more famous! She’s already searching for a talent agency to rep her unborn child. I’m not kidding. Take a look and see for yourself.
Shayne has revealed to E! Online that she’s having a girl and she’s naming it….Press. No. Seriously. I sh*t you not, that’s what she’s naming the baby. I guess ‘Famewhore’ was already taken by some other semi-celebrity’s baby?
“Her name came to us at the beginning of my pregnancy, because she was getting so much press,” Shayne told E!. “It started as a joke, her nickname was ‘Press Baby,’ but when we found out it was a girl, suddenly that was her name—her name was going to be Press!”
In the end, three people will be upset by this name, the first being the poor child saddled with the name “Press” for the rest of her life (or at least until she emancipates herself from her crazy-ass parents). The other two are Kasey and Vienna of Bachelor Pad fame. Now that “Press” has been taken, they have no idea what they’ll name their future child. Don’t worry guys, last time I checked, the name “Paparazzi” was still available.
(Photo: LamasRichie.com; ABC)