10 of the Hardest (Christmas-Themed!) ‘Teen Mom’ “Would You Rather?” Questions Ever: Play Now!

“Walkin’ in a friggin’ winta wonda-laaaaand!”

It’s Christmas time! The stockings have been hung, the Fix-a-Flat has been wrapped and placed under the Christmas tree, and at least some of Jenelle Evans‘ ex-booooyfriends are greatly anticipating that special Christmas cookie placed on their jailhouse dinner trays come December 25!

Since it’s the holiday season and all, The Ashley felt it was, once again, time to dip into her demented mind to bring you yet another one of her signature “Teen Mom: Would You Rather?” quizzes, forcing the show’s fans to choose one of two impossibly hard ‘Teen Mom’-themed scenarios. Unlike her first two quizzes, though, this one is Christmas-themed! 

Nibble on a plate of Butch-shaped gingerbread cookies (complete with rat tail hairdo, of course), set out a plate of Kieffer-approved pot brownies for Santa and take The Ashley’s holiday-themed “Would You Rather?” quiz!

To play The Ashley’s other ‘Teen Mom’ “Would You Rather?” quizzes click here and here!

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21 Comments

  1. I am a psych nurse so I don’t mind a little bit of crazy. I think it would be fun to hang out with Jenelle and Farrah so that I could call them on their bullshit when they start having tantrums.


  2. You have to take a shot everytime:
    -Jenelle says “Dude”or “Babe
    -chug a beer every time a cast member is sitting on a couch or laying in bed
    …If I had more time, I would write up the entire game…who am I kidding?? I have plenty of time…I’m reading the comments on a TM blog…which I LOVE!! HAPPY HOLIDAYS!! Finish your drink every time Farrah changes her look… 😉


  3. Canned raviolis and frosting don’t sound too bad for dinner. Then again, I have the palate and cooking skills of a toddler.
    Can I have lunchables for Thanksgiving?


    1. You have to take a shot everytime:
      -Jenelle says “Dude”or “Babe
      -chug a beer every time a cast member is sitting on a couch or laying in bed
      …If I had more time, I would write up the entire game…who am I kidding?? I have plenty of time…I’m reading the comments on a TM blog…which I LOVE!! HAPPY HOLIDAYS!! Finish your drink every time Farrah changes her look… 😉


      1. I don’t drink, but if you allow me to play while chugging Dr. Pepper, I’ll gladly do that. Merry Christmas y’all!!


  4. Great quiz!
    SO happy those aren’t real life choices- too many brutal options!
    All I could think in the first one was “I’m not touching Matt’s moist socks because I fear what that moisture is”! ?
    Love that we are all avoiding Farrah!
    Merry Christmas to all!


  5. I’m trying to get my daughter to fall asleep so thanks a lot the Ashley for making me laugh out WAY too loud at the thought of Briana twerking in front of me at the self check out at Target! I’m crying from laughing ?? that one was classic!!!!!

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