10 Amazing, Funny & Downright Strange ‘Teen Mom’ Gifts You Can Buy For Everyone on Your Holiday Shopping List

Don’t disappoint your friends this Christmas! Buy them creepy ‘Teen Mom’ gifts!

The holiday season is upon us, which means you’re probably trying to find the perfect gift for everyone on your list. Instead of going to Old Navy and buying one of those weird fleece jackets for your sister (that never actually do anything other than make you sweat and smell weird), or re-gifting that stale tin of Christmas cookies, why not get them something they really want: like a poster-sized Teen Mom mugshot… or a Barbara Evans framed portrait!?

The Ashley has scoured The Interwebs to find the funniest, most amazing (and sometimes downright creepy) Teen Mom OG and Teen Mom 2 products! These delectable selections will make the perfect gift for the MTV reality TV fan in your life! 

3-D Jenelle Evans Mugshot Canvas Art

All of Jenelle’s mugshots are truly works of art, but this masterpiece takes things to the next level! This artist has created a 3-D canvas painting of one of Jenelle’s many mugs, and finished it in fine gold leaf paint. This is a one-of-a-kind piece, so whoever you gift this to will be the only person in town who can proudly mount this over their fireplace!

Buy Jenelle’s 3-D Mugshot Art here!

Barbara Evans Quote Stickers

Gift these amazing Babs stickers to the “bitch of a daughta” or boooooyfriend in ya life! These sticker packs come in three sizes and can be placed on anything from “ya phone” to “ya laptop” to the “windows of ya cahhhr!” They feature some of Barbara’s most famous quotes!

Buy the Babs stickers here!

Farrah Abraham Face Mask

Farrah Abraham changes faces all the time, so why shouldn’t your friends!? This life-sized cutout mask of the Backdoor Teen Mom’s mug can be worn when your pals want to disguise themselves, or when they want to pretend to be the “Number One Celebrity In Our Nation!” (Sorry, the mask does not include detachable “Froco” sunglasses!)

Order the Farrah mask here!

“Jesus God, Leah” Coffee Mug

Your friends can start their morning off right by sipping from this amazing coffee mug! Featuring Corey Simms’ most-famous saying, this cup will make them the envy of everyone in the work break room!

Order the “Jesus God, Leah” coffee mug here!

Jenelle “Feather” Flask

Don’t you hate it when you get to the Ke$ha concert and you have to pay the high cocktail prices of the concert venue? Buy this rad flask— which features a quote from the infamous “Kesha Concert” episode of ‘Teen Mom 2’— for your pal and you guys can get all sauced up without having to go so broke that you have to steal your mom’s credit cards!

Buy the “Feathers In My Hair” flask here!

Maci & Taylor McKinney Bar Shirt

‘Teen Mom OG’ fans always joke that Maci and Taylor drink so often when they’re home, that they may as well live in a bar. It appears that the McKinneys agreed because they added this “McKinney’s Pub” shirt to their Things That Matter offerings!*

*Twelve pack not included

Buy the McKinney’s Pub shirt here!

Briana DeJesus “Baby Daddy” Mug

Did your friend hump a random guy she met in a club, only to discover she got knocked up by a loser…again?! This coffee mug would make a great gift for her! Briana DeJesus famously declared that you’re supposed to upgrade each time you gain a new baby daddy, just as this coffee mug proclaims!

Get the Briana “Baby Daddy” mug here!

Giant Amber Portwood Mugshot Poster

Let your guests feast their eyes on this glossy wonder while they feast on Christmas dinner! This poster features Amber’s prison mugshot and is available in multiple sizes, including 40 x 60 inches! That’s a whole lot of mug! It’s suitable for framing and/or hanging on your dining room wall!

Get the Amber mugshot poster here!

Barbara Evans Framed Portrait

No home is complete without this beautiful, hand-drawn portrait of everyone’s favorite ‘Teen Mom 2’ grandma, Babs! Get one for everyone on your list because, honestly, nothing says “happy holidays” more than Barbara’s face!

Get the Barbara Framed Portrait here!

Life-Sized Farrah Cut-Out

Place this true-to-life cardboard cutout Farrah next to the Porta-Potty at your next holiday party! Celebrity Cutouts also offers this stunning Farrah cutout in a mini version (great to place in the middle of your Christmas dinner table!) Unfortunately, the company has yet to release its life-sized cardboard Debz OG, but we can only hope to have one by next Christmas!

Get the life-sized Farrah cutout here!

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(Photos: MTV, Zazzle, Etsy, Celebrity-Cutouts.com, Redbubble,

14 Comments

  1. I do think it’s awful to keep reminding Amber of her past.. but I have to say she got a great edit all during her pregnancy but her nasty side is rearing its ugly head with Andrew… She’s complaining about the edit but I think they see remnants of the old Amber coming back ..and if you want to put everything on reality TV…they they have to show the good at the bad the ugly.. She should thank of the. for laying off of her during her pregnancy..They showing everything Kate and Tyler..


    1. I kind of felt the same way when I saw it, but I was conflicted about why I didn’t feel that way about Jennelle’s? Maybe because Amber only has ONE mugshot….


  2. The McKinney pub TTM shirt definitely is my favorite! At least they admit they love some alcohol! I’m Irish myself so I’d buy it! Only if it said O’Malley! Either way I’m glad they approved!


  3. I would need a “Damn Maci” mug to make a set with the Leah one. With or without the rest of the saying either way those would be awesome. Lol


  4. I hope Babs is making money off of the sticker with her infamous and hilarious quotes. If someone else is profiting without giving her a cut then she needs to call a trademark attorney ASAP.

    Forgot about the Briana quote. If Briana didn’t want Javi to impregnate her then she probably thought he’s lower than Luis the loser and Devoin – ouch.


  5. I would like the Barbara quote stickers. Why not put somethig about Kailyn? I mean come on. ASHley you could’ve had a good one with her pothead line or all her baby daddy’s. Missed opportunity.


    1. I don’t think that any of these things are directly from the girls. Don’t think that the Ashley is trying to help them make sales, these seems like Teen Mom inspired Etsy creations.

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