Our favorite reality TV shows love to spend time on Twitter, pouring out their innermost thoughts, throwing shade at their co-stars and, of course, making us laugh (whether they’re being intentionally funny or not…

The Ashley has concocted a list of the funniest reality TV star tweets from the last seven days!

Dr. Phil let us know that he’s ready to join the cast of ‘Jersey Shore Family Vacation’:

T-shirt time pic.twitter.com/x95C1K0zYw

— Dr. Phil (@DrPhil) March 4, 2019

 

Former ‘Bachelor’ Sean Lowe wanted to be a billionaire Kardashian family member:

Today I learned that Kylie Jenner is a billionaire while I’m over here shopping prices for trash bags and deodorant on Amazon.

I joined the wrong reality show.

— Sean Lowe (@SeanLowe09) March 5, 2019

 

‘Teen Mom 3’ star Katie Yeager was every Jonas Brothers fan:

Me : “I’m such a mature grown woman. I’ve come so far.”
Jonas Brothers : *drops a new song*
Also me : pic.twitter.com/r7lPHrzefa

— Katie Yeager (@Katiebyeager) March 2, 2019

 

‘Bachelor’ producer Elan Gale encountered the ultimate “Cat Lady” at the airport, apparently:

The woman behind me in the TSA line just said to the agent: “Excuse me, I have three cats with me, do they all need their own bins?” Exciting times

— elan gale (@theyearofelan) March 2, 2019

 

‘Vanderpump Rules’ star Jax Taylor talked about how ruthless today’s Girl Scouts are:

These girls even take credit cards now!! So saying “ I don’t have cash” doesn’t work anymore. Don’t leave your homes, they will find us. @girlscouts 😥🍪 pic.twitter.com/MiNkv2ByVB

— Jax (@mrjaxtaylor) March 4, 2019

 

‘Tonight Show’ host Jimmy Fallon got real about life as a parent:

Off, when you have kids, is more work than work.

— jimmy fallon (@jimmyfallon) March 5, 2019

 

‘The Challenge’ star Marie Roda offered her thoughts on Kylie Jenner becoming a “self-made” billionaire:

Kris Jenner when @Forbes called Kylie the youngest “self-made” billionaire in history. pic.twitter.com/d39ihs02Oe

— Marie_TBD (@Marie_TBD) March 5, 2019

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