There’s no doubt that the girls of You’re Cut Off say some pretty HIGH-larious things, but The Ashley has chosen her top five favorites from the last two episodes. Enjoy!
First, a science lesson, courtesy of Marcy:
“Everyone knows the law of gravity. If two bitches are tugging at the same thing, one bitch is gonna fall.”
Next, a lesson in sports, courtesy of Aimee:
“The only thing I know about golf is that Tiger Woods cheated on his wife.”
(Actually, that one’s pretty funny!)
Now, we have a fashion lesson, coming from Marissa:
(After being told that she would have to wear bowling shoes if she wants to go bowling.)
“How am I going to look bowling? Do I really have to wear those goofy shoes?”
This quote coming from a girl who showed up wearing this….
Our fourth quote also comes from Marissa:
“This is my image! People usually stare at me in admiration, not horror!”
Um…really. You sure about that? (See photo at left.)
I wonder where she gets her good looks from, anyway?
And finally, our fifth quote is a grammar lesson from Nadia, who is relieved that Shakyra has decided to leave the house.
“I’m happy she’s gone. There’s less ignorance to deal with, less um…stupidity-ness.”
She really said that. Honestly.
And just for giggles, here’s some examples of Jen showing off her natural beauty.