Top 5 Best Phrases to Come Out of “You’re Cut Off” So Far….

There’s no doubt that the girls of You’re Cut Off say some pretty HIGH-larious things, but The Ashley has chosen her top five favorites from the last two episodes. Enjoy!

I guess she was right…

First, a science lesson, courtesy of Marcy:

“Everyone knows the law of gravity. If two bitches are tugging at the same thing, one bitch is gonna fall.”

I’d hate to see what destruction she could do with a golf club…

Next, a lesson in sports, courtesy of Aimee:

“The only thing I know about golf is that Tiger Woods cheated on his wife.”

(Actually, that one’s pretty funny!)

Now, we have a fashion lesson, coming from Marissa:

(After being told that she would have to wear bowling shoes if she wants to go bowling.)

“How am I going to look bowling? Do I really have to wear those goofy shoes?”

This quote coming from a girl who showed up wearing this….

You’re right, Marissa, bowling shoes would totally make this outfit look ridiculous.

Our fourth quote also comes from Marissa:

“This is my image! People usually stare at me in admiration, not horror!”

Um…really. You sure about that? (See photo at left.)

I wonder where she gets her good looks from, anyway?

These are Marissa’s parents. Holy crap, her mom is gonna give me nightmares.


And finally, our fifth quote is a grammar lesson from Nadia, who is relieved that Shakyra has decided to leave the house.

“I’m happy she’s gone. There’s less ignorance to deal with, less um…stupidity-ness.”

She really said that. Honestly.

And just for giggles, here’s some examples of Jen showing off her natural beauty.

One Response

  1. Honestly, this will have me cracking up long after reading it haha My first time watching this show was this last Monday, and it was like a train wreck I refused to take my eyes off of. Jen has the charm of a rabid monkey, and if she crosses a comb in the near future, I beg that she gives it a test run. Between her, and Marissa, who’s fashion sense hurts my retina, I don’t know what better guilty pleasure I could use an hour of my time on. I couldn’t believe what I was watching, yet I promise I will never miss an episode from here on out! You’re great! =)

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