The Teen Moms are setting sail next year, but Amber Portwood has made it clear that she (and her trusty couch) will not be joining the sea-faring festivities!

While on TikTok Live this week, Amber brought up the ‘Teen Mom’-themed cruise that is happening in April 2026, slamming any reports stating that she will be hitting the high(HIGH!) seas with her former castmates (and current nemeses) Jenelle Evans, Ashley Jones and more.

“The media reported that I’m going on this cruise with these people,” Amber told her trusty TikTok Live pal Mr. Hoodz.

(The Ashley would like to interject here and state that she actually reported that Amber was not going on the cruise, and that several cast members who agreed to go on the trip were assured that Amber would not be invited.)

Regardless, Amber said she’s not interested in going anyway.

“The f**k if I’m gonna be sitting on a cruise with those people!” Amber said.

As The Ashley reported, the ‘Teen Mom’ cast will sail off to the Caribbean for five days of tropical trashy fun while interacting with fans during special events aboard Royal Caribbean’s Explorer of the Seas ship. The boat will sail from Cape Canaveral, Florida, and take cruisers to Coco Cay and the Bahamas. Signed on to frolic with sea-faring fans are Catelynn Lowell, Tyler Baltierra, Leah Messer, Jenelle Evans, Ashley Jones, Briana DeJesus, Jade Cline and Sean Austin.

In recent weeks, Amber’s baby daddy (and frequent target of her online ranting) Gary Shirley has signed on, along with his wife Kristina. Other new additions include Mackenzie Douthit and her husband Khesanio Hall.

Amber told her TikTok followers that she thought her being on a boat with her former castmates would be a bad idea.

“Do you know what would happen, y’all, if we go out in those other waters?” Amber said.

Amber quickly clarified, though, that she was not threatening anyone. 

“I’m not saying that, I’m not saying anything actually,” she said to someone in the comment section that suggested violence would occur. “…People go overboard and s**t, ya know what I’m saying? You don’t know what’s going to happen. Crazy s**t happens…they really do just disappear.”

Amber then reminded everyone that she quit ‘Teen Mom: The Next Chapter.’

“I’m not on that damn show anymore!” she said. “No, I’m not going on a f**king cruise! People are gonna go overboard on that damn cruise and I’m not gonna be one of them. I’d lock myself in the freaking room with a bottle of wine. I do not care.”

From what The Ashley hears, some of the cast members that have been “confirmed” for the cruise aren’t completely sold on the situation.

“Don’t be surprised if some people drop out,” one source tells The Ashley. 

The Ashley told you that the cast members aren’t getting paid to go on the cruise unless the cruise sells a certain number of rooms. The cast members do, however, get a free cruise.

“If they sell enough rooms, they’ll get a small payment. They also can bring their families and kids, so that’s another bonus to signing on,” The Ashley’s source told her earlier this month.

Speaking of money, if you’d like to set sail with your favorite ‘Teen Mom’ trainwrecks, it’s going to cost you a pretty penny. Rooms range from $2490 (for the basic interior room) to $3570 (for a deluxe room with an ocean-view balcony suitable for dancing to Kesha with Jenelle). The rates are for two people.

According to the cruise promoter’s website, fans who sign on to sail with MTV’s favorite breeders will have the opportunity to interact with the ‘Teen Mom’ gang.

“Compete along with the celebrities in reality-style challenges, games and showdowns! Test your knowledge with reality tv trivia, prove your superior problem-solving skills in an escape room, exclusive meet & greets, catch some waves & more!” the website reads, promising fans  plenty of time to hang out with the cast.

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