Author: The Ashley

Bachelor Pad Mission: Make Stupid People Feel Bad About Themselves. Mission Accomplished!

September 2, 2010 No Comments

The Bachelor Pad really outdid itself this week, as the contestants tell each other what they really think about them! Tons ‘o’ tears follow! Fantastic!

The New ‘Dancing With the Stars’ Cast….The Ashley Breaks It Down!

September 1, 2010 2 Comments

The new cast of Dancing With the Stars has been announced, causing The Ashley to ask, “Haven’t I seen this cast already?!”

Is Will Smith’s Daughter Trying to Steal Adam Glambert’s Style?!

August 31, 2010 1 Comment

InTouch claims that Will Smith’s daughter, Willow, is copying Adam Lambert’s glam style. The Ashley claims that InTouch needs to get better story ideas!

Look Out, Gary! ‘Teen Mom’ Amber Portwood Says She Wants to be an MMA Fighter

August 27, 2010 3 Comments

US Weekly’s cover story reveals why Amber is constantly trying to beat the Be-Jesus out of poor Gary!

Things I Learned From This Week’s ‘Bachelor Pad’ Episode

August 24, 2010 1 Comment

This week, the Bachelor Pad was full of little knowledge nuggets that I was able to pick up!

Bachelor Pad: It’s Just as Bad as You Can Get—And It’s My New Favorite Show!

August 20, 2010 No Comments

Bachelor Pad is awful. There’s no denying that. But it’s awful in the same sense that a ginormous chocolate chip cookie is “awful” for you. You know it’s wrong to indulge in it but it’s soooo good!

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