The Survey Results Are In!  

Thanks to everyone who took The Ashley’s first survey! Here are the results of the “American Idol: Who Would You Rather” survey:  

1)  Of the American Idol Top 12, who would you rather hang out with?  

• Casey James (Drinkin’ beer and gettin’ poon in Nashville!)
• Tim Urban (Church bonfire sing-a-long night! Does anyone know ‘On Top of Old Smokey?!’)
• Crystal Bowersox (Because you know she has good weed.)
• Siobhan Magnus (Going to see Friday the 13th…again.)

 The Winner: Crystal Bowersox (4:20 ya’ll!)   

2) Of the American Idol Top 12, whose closet would you most like to raid?  

•  Michael Lynche (The world’s only collection of XXXXXXL velvet suits!)
• Casey James (How many plaid button-downs can one man own?!)
• Katie Stevens (A large supply of cheap-looking clothes from the Asian clothing store.)
• Siobhan Magnus (For life’s ‘what the f are you wearing’ moments.)
• Other

The Winner: Lacey Brown (wins as a write-in!!)  

3) If you were stranded on a desert island, which Idol would you NOT want to be stuck with?  

•  Tim Urban (If he brings his guitar, you’ll be listening to Donny & Marie hits until you die!)
• Michael Lynche (He’ll have you bench-pressing tree branches within 24 hours…and he’s big so you can’t say no.)
• Paige Miles (Most…boring…person…ever!)
• Lacey Brown (That Minnie Mouse voice would get old real fast!)
• Other

 The Winner: Paige Miles (People still don’t like Paige!)  

4) Of the American Idol Top 12, who would you most likely take hair advice from?  

•  Casey James (His long, Fabio-esque locks are inspiring.)
• Lacey Brown (Should set up a salon right inside local Hot Topic stores.)
• Crystal Bowersox (Should write the book “Stylish Up-dos for Matted Hair”)
• Didi Benami (Because her hair always look great and effortless!)
• Other

 The Winner: Didi Benami (Her pretty boho hair couldn’t save her though!)  

5) Who needs to be eliminated next?  

•  Katie Stevens (She just gets on my nerves.)
• Tim Urban (Send him back to the Cabbage Patch!)
• Andrew Garcia (Same song, different words every week.)
• Michael Lynche (Should have gone home the first time)
• Other

The “Winner”: Tim Urban (One-way ticket back to the Patch!)  

6) Which Top 12-er would make the best boyfriend/girlfriend?  

• Michael Lynche (He can sing serenade you with Boys II Men songs every day.)
• Aaron Kelly (He can be your puppy dog.)
• Didi Benami (Dates spent walking barefoot on the beach and buying holistic crystals, perhaps?)
• Paige Miles (Never says anything and you never really know she’s even there.)
• Other

The Winner: Michael Lynche (The world’s largest body pillow!)  

 7) Who would you most like to take to the prom?  

•  Casey James (Every girl in school would be jealous!)
• Andrew Garcia (Because his neck tattoo would help build your street cred.)
• Tim Urban (Good wholesome boy who will pose with you for photos to send to Grandma.)
• Siobhan Magnus (Just to see what God-awful concoction she would wear!)
• I’d rather go with Sanjaya than any of the above.
• Other

The Winner: Casey James (It’s unanimous …hmm..I wonder why!!)  

 Be sure to fill out the next reality show survey, coming soon!!