Your Ass Wants Casey James to Win American Idol…Literally.
Ok, now this is just creepy. Like Sanjaya ponytailed mohawk creepy. If you feel that you are such a big fan of one of the American Idols and are trying to find ways to showcase your love of say, Crystal or Casey, here’s a new (and very odd) way to do so. Sure you may vote for Casey, and you may download all of his performances on iTunes, but honestly, you’re not really a fan unless you’ve got a pair of these Casey James tighty whities hugging your balls! (Don’t worry ladies, they’re available for you also!)