Your Ass Wants Casey James to Win American Idol…Literally.

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What Ryan Seacrest is wearing under his suit. Ssh! Don't tell.

Ok, now this is just creepy. Like Sanjaya ponytailed mohawk creepy. If you feel that you are such a big fan of one of the American Idols and are trying to find ways to showcase your love of say, Crystal or Casey, here’s a new (and very odd) way to do so. Sure you may vote for Casey, and you may download all of his performances on iTunes, but honestly, you’re not really a fan unless you’ve got a pair of these Casey James tighty whities hugging your balls! (Don’t worry ladies, they’re available for you also!)

This Season’s Selections:

Creepiest Items Found on Site:

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A reference to Ellen's comment to Alex Lambert...or alluding to what's inside the boxers? You decide.

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Um...is that Kara in the picture? Apparently she wants a piece of David Cook.

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Um...I don't think these will be a hit with men, however they're all the rage at the Lillith Fair.

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Imagine it's about to get hot and steamy and you go to remove a girl's pants and see THIS montrosity under her Calvins. Why even try if her heart (and thong) already belong to Danny Gokey? You can't compete with that hottness.

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