The Ashley is hoping that Santa Gary brings all of The Roundup readers everything they want.

Here’s a snippet of The Ashley’s Christmas list:

Dear Santa Gary,

Please bring me the following for Christmas:

• At least two Teen Mom meltdowns that require police intervention.
• One stupid team on The Amazing Race that I can make fun of.
• Jail time for AMBO of Teen Mom
• The demise of God-awful knock-off shows such as Skating with the Stars and The Sing Off
• Lots of drama on the next Real World/Road Rules Challenge (I think that’s inevitable though.)
• Nausea pills so I can tolerate Jennifer Lopez when she becomes a judge on American Idol

That is all.

Merry Christmas Everyone!

Love,

The Ashley

P.S. Never leave me unsupervised with Microsoft Paint. This is what happens…