The Ashley is hoping that Santa Gary brings all of The Roundup readers everything they want.
Here’s a snippet of The Ashley’s Christmas list:
Dear Santa Gary,
Please bring me the following for Christmas:
- At least two Teen Mom meltdowns that require police intervention.
- One stupid team on The Amazing Race that I can make fun of.
- Jail time for AMBO of Teen Mom
- The demise of God-awful knock-off shows such as Skating with the Stars and The Sing Off
- Lots of drama on the next Real World/Road Rules Challenge (I think that’s inevitable though.)
- Nausea pills so I can tolerate Jennifer Lopez when she becomes a judge on American Idol
That is all.
Merry Christmas Everyone!
P.S. Never leave me unsupervised with Microsoft Paint. This is what happens…