Gary from ‘Teen Mom’ Records Love Song to Amber…and Now My Ear Drums Have Ruptured


Why, Gary, why!?! (BTW- this isn't the video link, it's down below.)


Seriously?! Wait, seriously? The Ashley has said it once, but will say it again: I can’t make this crap up!

With all the hub-bub about the girls of Teen Mom 2, we haven’t heard much from AMBO, her liquor bottle or any of the other original Teen Moms. What have they been up to?

Well apparently Gary has been swooning over AMBO for the last couple of months. After a judge told AMBO that she had to stay away from Gary (who was her physical assault victim) he has been pining for her. In fact, he missed her so much he decided to express his love for her with song. (oh…my…God.) And, luckily for us, he taped it.  TMZ was kind enough to post the video for all of us to see!

For his swoon song, Gary chose Lonestar’s “Amazed.” You know that this video was straight from the heart, as Gary was dressed to the nines while recording it: he wore his best white T-shirt and matching cap. Swoon!

On to the singing…oh, the singing. All I’m going to say is that I hope Baby Leah was able to crawl away in time so that she didn’t have to hear this howl-fest.

According to TMZ, AMBO “totally melted when she saw [the] acoustic guitar video he made for her,” said the site’s source.

I know the feeling, my ears totally melted after hearing this song, too.

OH, Gary. When will you learn? The Ashley sure hopes that this video was made a while back, but unfortunately, I doubt it. Gary is all strung up on the AMBO.

The song, which contains the lyrics “the smell of your skin, the taste of your kiss,” is probably not the best to sing about AMBO. We all know that her skin smells like Coppertone self tanner, and her kiss tastes like cheap vodka and popcorn chicken.

To watch the video, click here. (Sorry, couldn’t find the embed code!)


  1. OMG!! I am SO glad that I got this while I was a my college library and unable to listen to the clip of his singing. I feel so bad for little Leah, she has these two boneheads for parents; one a partner beater and baby ingnorer and the other a sucker for a punch. I hope that when she grows up MTV mysteriously looses all the footage and she never has to see any of this sad stuff.

  2. Please MTV get Gary some serious professional help!! I have a hard time believing this is for real…like how do people like this even survive to adulthood (or at least sexual maturity) to impregnate the AMBOs of the world…and now just think, Baby Leah has really hit the jackpot, with the AMBO genes and the Gary genes. It’s enough to make you want to cry!

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published.

You may use these HTML tags and attributes: <a href="" title=""> <abbr title=""> <acronym title=""> <b> <blockquote cite=""> <cite> <code> <del datetime=""> <em> <i> <q cite=""> <s> <strike> <strong>

This site uses Akismet to reduce spam. Learn how your comment data is processed.