Teen Mom’ News Pile: All the ‘Teen Mom’-Related News You’ve Missed So Far This Week

That face you make when you’re super-behind on your ‘Teen Mom’ news…

From bullying random people to bullying TV co-stars, the stars (and former stars) of the Teen Mom franchise have been busy this week! In an effort to bring you up-to-date on all of the latest Teen Mom OG and Teen Mom 2 news, The Ashley brings you the Teen Mom News Pile.

Here are some of the major (and minor but interesting) ‘Teen Mom’-related things that happened so far this week…

Jenelle Evans Tried to Enact Revenge on Nemesis Randy Houska

When you’re feeling proud of yourself because you just Yelp-smacked your enemy…

Jenelle’s husband David Eason threatened his former ‘Teen Mom 2’ co-star Randy last week in a creepy video posted to social media, but this week it was Jenelle’s turn to try to teach Randy a lesson for tweeting about her!

Jenelle posted a scathing review for Randy’s dental office recently, despite the fact that she has never actually visited his office. She was angry that Randy commented about the recent claims that Jenelle was having her jaw realigned. (In late October, Randy responded to fans’ questions about whether someone’s jaw becomes unaligned on its own. He wrote, “Jaws are ‘re-aligned’ after they are ‘un-aligned.'”)

Randy did not actually mention Jenelle in his tweet, but that didn’t stop Jenelle from trying to hurt Randy via Yelp!

Yelp removed Jenelle’s review…

“UNPROFESSIONAL!” Jenelle wrote in a review she left for Randy’s dental office. “He tweeted about me claiming my husband broke my jaw and that’s why I had to get it realigned which is a complete lie! I live in North Carolina and don’t understand how a dentist could act this way. DEF do not recommend to anyone. He will reveal all your personal information online. Wouldn’t trust.”

Yelp has since removed the fake review. In a message posted to the page, Yelp warned site visitors that Randy’s business had been the victim of a fake review.

“This business recently made waves in the news, which often means people come to this page to post their views on the news,” the message reads. “While we don’t take a stand one way or the other when it comes to this news event, we work to verify that the content you see here reflects personal consumer experiences with the business rather than the news itself. As a result, we’ve temporarily disabled the posting of content to this page.”

This is not the first time Jenelle tried to hurt the professional career of one of her enemies. Last year, she posted a scathing review on Yelp about Ashley Landhart, who is the girlfriend of Jenelle’s ex-fiance Nathan Griffith. In her review of the rehabilitation center that Ashley worked at, Jenelle blasted Ashley by name.

Catelynn Lowell Ragged on Farrah Abraham for Backing Out of Her Boxing Match

“I paid good money to watch you get smacked!”

Farrah was due to box reality star Nicole “Hoopz” Alexander on Saturday night, but, as The Ashley told you, she boned out, claiming that the fight’s promoters failed to follow through with their contractual obligations (and that they bullied her, of course).

Anyway, several of the ‘Teen Mom’ stars made plans to attend the fight, eager to watch the former ‘Teen Mom’ get knocked on her infamous “Backdoor.” Catelynn and her husband, Tyler Baltierra, purchased tickets to the fight and decided to go to Atlantic City anyway, despite the fact that Farrah was no longer fighting.

Catelynn made it known on Instagram that she thought her nemesis Farrah dropped out of the fight because she was too afraid to box Hoopz.

“Going to Atlantic City…was supposed to see Farrah get laid the hell out by Hoopz thennn she dropped out,” Catelynn wrote. “Still going to support our girl Hoopz though!”

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Someone got scared ?? @therealhoopz @boomcups

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Catelynn then made fun of Farrah in the post’s hashtags.

“#ScaredSissy #GrowAPair.”

‘Teen Mom 2’ star Javi Marroquin will also be at the fight on Saturday, as he will be working as one of the commentators.

Meanwhile, Farrah has retreated to the Maldives with her daughter Sophia.

Farrah proved she is a bully.

“See? I have to wear these glasses so that I’m not hit on NON-STOP! Everyone wants me!”

Farrah backed out of her boxing match, which, as The Ashley told you was to “promote anti-bullying” (whatever that means); however, the former ‘Teen Mom OG’ star showed that bullying is still a very big part of her own life.

Earlier this week, Farrah posted a photo and caption to her Instagram stories that was not only downright cruel but also cringeworthy.

Farrah posted a photo of a guy she saw out at a store. The guy (whose face was blurred, luckily) was purchasing something at a checkout counter, and Farrah was (of course) convinced that he wanted her.

“When the guy buys his ugly girl gifts…But you stare at me the entire time you in the store bahaha!” she captioned the photo.

(Did Farrah start attending Jenelle’s homeschooling classes on The Land? Is that the reason she’s writing like that?)

Jenelle Evans revealed her plans to try to get on the ‘Botched’ TV show

“I need someone to come stitch up these lobes!”

Jenelle will be on the upcoming season of ‘Teen Mom 2,’ but she apparently has her eyes set on getting on yet another reality TV show: ‘Botched.’

In a video posted to Instagram Live on Thursday, Jenelle revealed that she “really wants to” get on the E! reality TV show so that the show’s doctors, Paul Nasiff and Terry Dubrow, will fix her her stretched-out earlobes.

For years, Jenelle used gauges to stretch her earlobes. In her video, Jenelle stated that she is no longer able to wear regular earrings, due to her stretched ears, and that she regrets stretching them. In order to get her earlobes back to the original size and shape, Jenelle stated that she had to have surgery, and that she wanted the doctors from ‘Botched’ to do the procedure for her.

“I told the kids, ‘Do not do this to your ears!'” Jenelle said in the video.

Jenelle is not the only ‘Teen Mom’ star to try to get the ‘Botched’ docs to work on her. Back in 2015, Farrah tried to have the docs fix her disastrous lip implant, but the doctors refused. In a 2016 interview with The Ashley, Dr. Nassif said he declined to work on Farrah, in part, due to her history of being “difficult” and shaming those she felt had wronged her.

Jenelle, however, has not been chosen to be on ‘Botched’…at least, not yet…

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(Photos: MTV, Instagram)

42 Comments

  1. Since David is banned from filming, Jenelle is the sole income earner in her household. Shes trying save money on the surgery because paying for drugs, the sinking swamp castle, and paying Bab’s child support for Jace adds up.


  2. Farrah dropped out because her yachting gig paid more than what the boxing gig was going to. At least thats what the blind reveal on CDAN said.


  3. A yelp review? Really jenelle? Aren’t you supposed to be working on your image? Do you ever see Chelsea, whom you’re dying to be, do nonsense like this? And Catlynn, just how many hours a month do you see your child? Away from home and your child, AGAIN,


  4. This fight must have been something special to get Catelynn out of her house to attend. She will have to wait until Farrah gets sued, then Catelynn can be front row in the courthouse. Whatever gets Catelynn out of the house.


  5. Farrah, he’s not staring at you because you’re a pretty girl. He’s staring at you because you’ve transformed yourself into looking like a warped plastic blow-up doll. It’s horrifying. Lay off the surgeries – it’s not going to end well.

    P.S. Did you forget you are against bullying, hypocrite??

    P.P.S. Go to Maldives without dragging your poor daughter with you to find your next Sugar Daddy — she needs to be in school for once, FFS!


  6. I don’t know why any reputable businesses would want to do business with Jenelle since she leaves bad fake reviews about people.

    Is anyone checking up on Farrah’s kid and making sure she’s actually being homeschooled? Like is she passing state testing every year?


  7. Jenelle… if you want to set an example for your children, you should really start by showing them that tolerating domestic abuse is wrong. You have far larger standards to set then to worry your kids will stretch out their ear lobes.


  8. I’ve said it before and I truly believe that Farrah has some sort of legitimate brain damage (if she’s not actively high), because she’s been talking about bullying and being bullied and being anti-bully blah blah blah for months now and she is literally cyber-bullying this dude with this post. An adult that is functioning normally would have to work hard to be this dense, but she truly doesn’t get it, this coupled with her word-salad speech patterns makes me think there is something neurologically wrong with her.


  9. One week Jenelle is avoiding plastic surgery and mocking those that did have plastic surgery (apparently forgetting she had her boobs done), next week she wants free plastic surgery on TV.
    One week she doesn’t do and like make-up, next week she is wearing it cause she wants to sell it.
    Make up your mind girl.

    Hope Botched fixes her ears only when they can ‘fix’ David for free too.


    1. Wasn’t it said she always aligns with something her current man likes? So if he likes make up on her, she will wear it, if he doesn’t, she won’t. Do we actually KNOW her real personality?! Because for that split second she was single I don’t remember her showing us much.


  10. Jenelle has a dozen drug fueled tattoos that she literally got in Courtland’s friend’s garage, but it’s her gauges that she want a to warn her kids about and get fixed?! Smdh


  11. Jenelle your so selfish…. you can easily afford to fix your ears. STOP trying to get free handouts! Other people actually need things fixed for health reasons but can’t afford to. How ridiculous is she. I stretched out my ears 2x to a 00gauge and guess what? They closed…..


  12. Anybody else find it creepy the Instagram stories Jenelle posts where all they do all day is watch David ride ATV and machines all over the Land and at night they look under the influence as they hide out in her she shack. It’s so odd.


    1. I can’t even imagine what those kids see and hear on the swamp. Jenelle and David are more unhinged than ever. This videos are beyond creepy


  13. Jenelle also posted a negative review of her doctor’s office after she claims she was banned after missing ONE appointment. She says she was banned from the entire nHMG network, which she said means she is banned from seeing 20 doctors in her area. Sure, jenelle. You were mostly likely flagged for drug seeking behavior which explains the multitude of pills in your home.


  14. I don’t understand. Who posts a Yelp review about A TWEET?! Are you REALLY that immature?! The review had nothing to do with his work, like really, this woman (and her man) are beyond crazy. (and on drugs, don’t forget drugs, she was prob high writing this)


    1. You know who posts Yelp reviews about Tweets, a person who literally has nothing to do all day but stay on social media. One must wonder how she has time to do all this trolling while providing Maryssa with an exceptional educational experience at Hillbilly Homeschool. She’s a very busy and accomplished woman indeed.


    1. I don’t think the doctors on that show are that good that they can fix a patient’s lack of empathy, compassion, rationality, truthfulness, humility etc.


  15. How is purposely stretching your ear lobes something that was “botched”? That’s what happens when you wear spacers so I don’t see how that would ever be grounds to get the doctors on Botched to fix it for you…


  16. I’d love- or hate not sure yet, to see Caitlynn in a boxing ring. She has to be one of the most attention seeking cast members. Even in interviews she’s so damn annoying!


  17. It was either David breathing down her neck to post the Yelp review or just David doing it himself with her account. You know he’s got all her passwords.


  18. All he did was defend Jenelle and called David out for assaulting her. Then she turns around and does this? No, she’s still in the wrong and Randy did nothing different than anyone else


  19. Nah, Papa Randy just being funny. He’s still probably upset all those years ago when Jenelle accused Chelsea of being on drugs. Jenelle seems obsessed with Randy’s shade. Didn’t she block him? Anyway, He makes one remark not even with her name and she freaks. I hope Randy sues her, defaming your business certainly has to be grounds. Jenelle needs a real job and a check with reality.


    1. I honestly feel like Jenelle doesn’t even really have a real issue with Randy, I think she just deflects her anger onto him because she knows Chelsea will not even entertain responding or reacting to anything she were to say against her. I truly feel like Jenelle is very, very jealous it Chelsea deep down. Even when it came to both announcing their pregnancies around the same time period, Jenelle was furious that people were happy for Chelsea, and not happy for her. She always seems to subconsciously compare her life to Chelsea’s. When it comes down to it though, Chelsea has a good name and she was raised in a good home. She wasn’t out getting arrested and high on drugs all her teenage years and into her twenties. Jenelle has done such a number on ruining her entire reputation both as a mother, and as any kind of professional she could ever hope to be. Even her kids will not be able to outrun the shitty reputation she’s laid down. Their literally going to have to try and wait a generation or two to get away from Jenelles name.


  20. Randy is definitely within his legal right to sue David and Jenelle for harassment and defamation of character. To make a fake review with the intention of hurting someone’s livelihood is below the belt.

    Also, Farrah is a bad mashup of Narcisstic Personality Disorder and delusional thinking all in one pot. Sprinkle in a little psychotic with a dash entitlement, and you have the recipe for disaster. She irritates me so badly.


    1. agreed, but papa Randy is not innocent by suggesting such things, come on. I dont get why at all is he commenting on other teen moms? should stick to his business instead of trying to be celebrity


      1. People on twitter tagged him asking for his opinion on why a jaw would need to be re-aligned and all he said that you would do that after it’s been un-aligned. That’s an answer I could have given and it doesn’t imply David did anything. David and Jenelle took it that way because they love playing the victim and both are expert gas lighters. Now Jenelle is all like “oh yeah, I’m lifting this thing because my collarbone is broken” (sarcastically) as if we all made it up even though SHE is the one who claimed David broke her collarbone. This is just what she does. Claims she was hurt and then lashes out at others when they come to her defense because she’s changed her mind.


    2. He’s not going to sue her. He’s been a successful dentist for years and this isn’t going to change that. I thought she was going to lie about his services, but a bad review because of a tweet in all its trashy honest glory? I’d keep it up for the entertainment factor alone!

      I do think Randy’s tweeting and involvement in the show’s drama IS a bit weird though. Your daughter is doing well and you’re a professional in the medical field…just leave it alone.


      1. If I were him I’d sue her dumb ass or at least hit her with a cease and desist just to teach her a lesson. Also, he was asked his opinion on it and gave an answer. He wasn’t trying to be hurtful to anyone. So because someone is a professional, they can’t answer questions about certain things? He’s a grown man and can do what he chooses, especially when he didnr say anything to harm anyone. Also, I love your name lol


        1. Let’s recap: this is the girl who got pregnant by a deadbeat at 16, gave up custody to her mother, got arrested with her next stoner boyfriend, went through two failed marriages, before shacking up with her first husband’s cellmate. And you think a Cease And Desist letter is going to teach her a lesson?


          1. Meh, it may not but at least help her keep her big mouth shut. But whatever. I said what I said and it is simply my take on things. I think we all have similar sentiments about Jenelle’s dumb ass, just express it differently. To each their own on this train wreck

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