Our favorite reality TV shows love to spend time on Twitter, pouring out their innermost thoughts, throwing shade at their co-stars and, of course, making us laugh (whether they’re being intentionally funny or not…)

The Ashley has concocted a list of the funniest reality TV star tweets from the last seven days!

‘The Challenge’ & ‘Lindsay Lohan’s Beach Club’ star Kailah Casillas set the bar for 2019 extremely low:

May your 2019 not be as bad as @lindsaylohan in 2007.

— Kailah Casillas (@kailah_casillas) January 1, 2019

 

‘The Bachelorette’ star Dean Unglert set attainable goals for 2019: 

I’m determined to get abs in 2019. At least 2. Maybe more idk

— Dean Michael Unglert (@deanie_babies) January 5, 2019

 

‘The People’s Couch’ star Emerson Collins didn’t feel very good about his future year:

Just opened my first fortune cookie of 2019. It was empty.
Okay, no big deal.
Opened a second one. IT WAS EMPTY ALSO! Sooooo, pretty sure I’m dying tomorrow. Or Thursday. But probably tomorrow.
Tell my story.

— Emerson Collins (@ActuallyEmerson) January 2, 2019

 

‘The Challenge’ star Tori Deal gave away some questionable New Year’s advice:

Haha love it! Just whisper “yolo” quietly to yourself before making any major life changing decision lol 💗 https://t.co/Y34h8nYOaN

— tori deal (@tori_deal) January 2, 2019

 

‘Bachelor in Paradise’ star Chris Radone was basically all of us as we stuffed our faces on New Year’s Day:

First day in 2019 and already messed up the diet. I’m thinking 2020 is gonna be my year for sure.

— Chris Randone (@ChrisRandone) January 2, 2019

 

Game show host Pat Sajack worked on his fitness…clothing hanging skills:

Finally set up the new exercise machine I received for Christmas. I love it. It has all kinds of room to drape clothes over.

— Pat Sajak (@patsajak) January 2, 2019

 

‘The Challenge’ star Johnny Bananas vowed to never change:

I can’t believe it’s already been a year since I didn’t become a better person 😈 #NewYearSameMe #HappyNewYear #NYE pic.twitter.com/SLppwbJbFf

— Johnny Bananas (@johnnybananas) January 1, 2019

 

Former ‘Teen Mom OG’ star Farrah Abraham let us know that we can expect “an infinity” of weird “Farrah Speak”-filled tweets in 2019: 

2019 is starting off right prosperous, relaxing & infinity of views #ilovemylife @ Marina Bay Sands https://t.co/2TwMGt5Wq1

— FARRAH ABRAHAM (@F1abraham) January 1, 2019

 

Former ‘Bachelor’ Sean Lowe brought his “Dad Jokes” into 2019:

I gave my kid string cheese and a Toaster Strudel for dinner if you were wondering who to nominate for Father of the Year.

— Sean Lowe (@SeanLowe09) January 5, 2019

(Photos: MTV, Twitter)