The Ashley

Ali’s Adventures (and Nasty-Ass Hair) in Lisbon, Portugal!

July 6, 2010 3 Comments

Ali and the boys head to Portugal, bringing a lot of romance to the city (and apparently no hair dye for Ali’s roots.)

Jake Doesn’t Want Vienna….And Neither Does Playboy!

July 1, 2010 1 Comment

Delusional Vienna Sausage is telling people (as well as Star Magazine) that she will pose for Playboy sometime this year, in an effort to make Jake see “what he’s missing.” Only problem is Playboy never asked her to!

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June 30, 2010 No Comments

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Vienna Says Jake is Controlling & Gay, Jake Says Vienna is a Cheater…I Say They’re Both Just Famewhores

June 28, 2010 1 Comment

Jake says Vienna is a jealous cheater; Vienna says Jake is abusive and gay….The Ashley says they’re both crazy famewhores!

Crystal Bowersox Just Made $300,000 To Sing: See Her When She Used to Make $4!

June 23, 2010 3 Comments

Crystal just signed a contract with Jive/19 Records for a boat-load of cash! But you can watch this video that shows her singing for her supper in a Chicago subway a few years back!

Jake’s a “Bachelor” Again! Vienna Splits With Jake— and She Sells Him Out!

June 23, 2010 No Comments

It’s over! Jake and Vienna have officially split! Their first moves as single people? Selling their side of the story to gossip mags for a boatload of cash!