‘Teen Mom’ Amber Portwood’s New Boyfriend Chris Hossman Has a Scary Criminal Record

Amber: “So, tell me about yourself.” Chris: “Well, I like to fish, hunt, look for spare change in the Wal-Mart parking lot, oh..and touch kids inappropriately. And you?”

Well, Amber of Teen Mom has really outdone herself this time.

Amber has done and found herself a new man. Is he the Prince Charming that she is hoping for? Um…no.

The new man, Chris, reportedly met Amber outside of The Wal-Mart, as she strolled elegantly across the parking lot. Just like in the fairy tales, Chris took one look at Amber’s orange-and-eyelinered face and knew he had to have her.

Wal-Mart Chris’ creepy mugshot!

On what he told her was “the best day of his life” (um…creepy?) he called out to her and they made a date. Well, she made a date, because on the show he asked her, “Where are you taking me for our date?”


Anyway, during the episode, we learn that Wal-Mart Chris isn’t just a mooching loser, he’s also an ex-con with some very serious (and scary) charges.

Yes, readers that’s right, Wal-Mart Chris (real name Chris Hossman) was sent to “work release” (aka jail where you get to go to work) for…..drum roll please….child molesting!!!!!!

Here he is, registered on the Indiana’s Offender Watch website. (Handsome devil, ain’t he?)

Come on, Amber! Surely there have to be many other eligible ex-cons hanging out in front of The Wally that you can date instead of this guy? Perhaps someone who isn’t required to check in with a parole officer on a regular basis? I’m sure there’s got to be a single-and-ready-to-mingle convicted felon that you can date that hasn’t been convicted of molesting children.

Just sayin’….Gary run for the hills— and make sure to take Baby Leah with you!

(Photos: MTV)

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