Yes, kids, it’s official: Teen Mom 2 star Jenelle Evans is once again engaged.
Jenelle and her latest fiance Gary, Kieffer, er…Courtland Rogers have only been dating (wait for it) for two months, but ol’ Court decided that was long enough to know that he wanted to spend the rest of his life with Jenelle. (Yes, The Ashley‘s aware that many couples get married after only a few months and are completely happy, so please spare me the story of how your mother’s friend’s brother got married after two months and have been together 20 years, thanks.)
Anyway, Courtland proposed to Jenelle today, and the couple took to a live UStream chat to announce the big news.
“I know we’ve been dating for 2 months, there is a reason behind it but I’m not going to tell you what it is,” Jenelle said during the live chat. “There is a reason behind it. If you knew the reason you would know, you would understand why we are taking this fast.”
And no… “”I’m not pregnant, I’m not pregnant at all.” (To read what else Jenelle and Courtland said about their engagement, click here.)
For those of you counting, Courtland is Jenelle’s second fiance in the past year. (Technically, he could have been her third, as many speculated that she had also been briefly engaged to Kieffer Delp over the summer.) Her last engagement to Gary Head, ended with him and Jenelle both getting arrested for domestic violence. As you do.
Anyway, the happy couple have been living together for most of their relationship, and despite his criminal record, Jenelle’s mom, Barbara is fond of her daughter’s new boo. Last week, after Courtland presented Jenelle with a $3,300 diamond ring, Babs told Celeb Buzz, “It’s not an engagement ring, it was just a gift from her boyfriend. Jenelle does not need to be engaged, but he is a nice guy.” (Of course I read that in Barbara’s accent!)
Babs isn’t going to be pleased to her that her daughter has turned yet another boyyyyfriend into her fiance!
UPDATE: Jenelle has posted an update on her Facebook fan page regarding the engagement:
Her “childhood sweetheart” uhh ok? you’ve known him for what 2 months? she is so stupid lol I really loved her ” kesha is my idol she is …. so….important. to me” comment. lol
Their big secret reason is probably that being married makes it easier to regain custody of your children. Courts tend to look down on giving custody to someone who lives with a boyfriend/girlfriend rather than a husband or wife.
He looks so intelligent.
I wonder if he supplies her weed? After last night’s episode of Teen Mom 2 (that is OVER a year old, get your shit together MTV) and seeing Jenelle break down because she can’t smoke weed….seriously….get some Prozac or something.
Yeah that isn’t her engagement ring. Check her instagram. She says that was just a gift. However she recently posted her actual ring which doesn’t have a wedding band next to it.
Or cause in their strange minds they think getting married will make it seem like they are more stable and able to regain custody of their children that are probably much better off with then them.
That’s not her “engagement” ring. That’s her ring from Dillard’s (although she claims it was from Zales and cost $3k) that he got her over the weekend, before they had a huge fight and he smashed her phone. Then she got another ring that’s a “real engagement” ring. Still doesn’t explain why he would supposedly drop $3k on a ring and then buy another ring less than a week later. This girl is seriously mentally ill and the way things are going, this is not going to end well. She has lost a staggering amount of weight and looks like pictures you see of people on meth. She was clearly high on something when she was on Ustream last night. It’s just sad.
She’s either actually pregnant or he is about to get deported…
Haha I totally read the Barbra part with her accent too!!
Lmfao me too!!!