My faithful readers know that there’s no way The Ashley could stay away from this story!
Teen Mom star Farrah Abraham is also apparently going to be the star of an adult movie, according to a blazing post on TMZ this morning! Let’s start at the beginning, shall we?
After TMZ posted its initial story about the tape being shopped around to various adult movie-makers, they then posted a video in which a photographer tried to get Farrah to talk about the sex tape.
Let’s talk about this video for a second: this was totally staged, in The Ashley’s opinion. Isn’t it awfully convenient that Farrah just happened to be at one of the biggest and most notable lingerie shops in Los Angeles, just as news of the sex tape was released?
If you watch the video, you can see that Farrah is trying to act surprised that the photographers were there, yet allowed them to interview her and then had a nice long chat with them as she was leaving the store. (Who parks that far from the store?! Someone who is giving a staged interview!)
A side note– how fantastical was Farrah’s response to the guy’s request for her to elaborate on her sex tape story? Yes, kids, the only ‘Teen Mom’ franchsie star with a college degree has no clue what the word ‘elaborate’ means. That was just a lil’ slice of heaven, wasn’t it?
Moving on…next, TMZ posted photos of Farrah walking hand-in-hand with noted adult movie actor, James Deen outside the offices of Vivid Entertainment. Naturally, TMZ contacted James and asked if he was the one in the film.
Farrah, for her part, has been tweeting about how much she missed Sophia while she was in Los Angeles for “work.” (To be fair, she was probably “working it” pretty hard on the set of her porno movie!)
The plot continues to thicken… Teen Mom Confidential reached out to several of Farrah’s ex-boyfriends and one of them confirmed that Farrah has tried to make sexy-time films before!
“I said no,” he told Teen Mom Confidential. “She wanted to be Kim Kardashian. She rags on her all the time but it’s just to garner attention. She stirs that pot. In that sense, she’s not dumb. Controversy sells and she’s the queen of causing it.”
How is her family taking the news of her adult movie aspirations? Not so well, from what The Ashley can tell. Her father, Michael Abraham, appears to be devastated by the news that his daughter made a sex tape.
“Am I on the right planet or what?” he posted on his personal Facebook page this afternoon. “Is this earth? I woke up and had the worse Monday of Monday’s …. Ok sanity check just another life challenge!”
Poor Michael! Poor Sophia! Poor us for having to watch Farrah have sexy time! You guys are all just as creepy as The Ashley– you know you’re planning on watching this filth too!
Hey, look at it this way, it can’t be any more revolting than her CD!