Summertime is here! It’s time to bust out your pleather bodysuit (a la Debz OG), take all your baby daddies to court to try to get some extra summertime spending cash…or sit down and take The Ashley’s extremely demented, summer-themed Teen Mom “Would You Rather?” quiz!
Once again, The Ashley has dipped into her demented brain to force her readers to choose between two impossibly hard ‘Teen Mom’-themed scenarios! If you don’t have a boooooyfriend to enjoy living in the street with, or it’s not conjugal visit day over at the county jail, this will give you something to fill your time while you’re cooling down in the A/C!
(Warning: This quiz, while just for fun, is not for the faint of heart! If you’re easily offended, you may want to skip this quiz and go clutch your pearls somewhere else!)
On to the hot weather creepiness!
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(Photos: MTV)
I miss Farrah being on TM. She was such a nasty person that you had to laugh at her.
Doing anything with Jenelle or Farrah is literally a death decision for me, so at least those questions were easy.
You managed to make Kail, Maci, the Dejesus’ and April & Butch to be tame peeps to hang with.
I chose to go to the land for three days because I’m a mandatory reporter 😈
In what fresh hell is Matt Bauer lasting more than 10 seconds, let alone 10 minutes?
The only potential scenario where that happens is likely followed by bringing him to the hospital after another three hours and 50 minutes, for Viagra-induced priapism.
Er, Baier. Even autocorrect doesn’t want to get with him.
I think it’s probably easily said most people would rather do anything else then be around Jenelle and David eason.
I love how mostly NO-ONE picked any of the Evans/Eason options.
Says alot.
I want to live to see my next birthday.
Jenelle is going to blow a fuse tonight, she is not nearly as popular as she would like to believe.
Positively … awful.
3 day raft trip doesn’t say I cant thrown them both over.
That was my thought as well 🤣🤣🤣.