Happy holidays to us all– Debra “Debz OG” Danielsen has dropped a new song!
wrapping rapping grandma and mom of former Teen Mom star Farrah Abraham recently released a new song titled “When I Grow Up,” in which she encourages listeners to “dream their dreams and make them true.”
“Magical things do happen in life,” Deb tells her fans.
And as an even bigger holiday gift to fans (and anyone who doesn’t value their eardrums and/or eyeballs), Deb has also released a music video to accompany her new song.
Debz OG kicks off her “When I Grow Up” music video by posing herself and a Barbie doll in front of a retro background as the lyrics from her latest bop begin to play.
“Life shouldn’t be blue/I wanted to be true/Don’t want to be trapped/On doing what I should/Don’t want to work all day/Always dressed in grey”
As the tune continues, Debz OG gets her twirl on, disappears in a flash of amateur-CGI glitter and reappears in front of what appears to be the gate of someone’s private residence, now sporting a semi-sheer floor-length dress, straight out of Fashion Nova’s Ho-Ho-Holiday collection.
After a few more twirls, Deb takes viewers on a brief tour of the town’s Christmas decorations and even allows an unnamed pal to have a 10-second cameo, like the true giver she is. Merry Christmas, random man…good luck trying to get this not-quite-starring-role added to your IMDb page.
Just like magic (or bad editing) it’s daytime again, and Debz OG is hanging out next to someone’s Bentley convertible in the middle of what appears to be a pride parade. Deb, oblivious to the meaning of the parade, as well as the phallic blowups in the background, continues singing about how she is both “fearless” and “timeless.”
“I am anything I want to be/It will never be too late for me to say/When I grow up, when I get older/I wanna be rich, I wanna be bolder
After some awkward posing with a captain-hatted man, we then see Debz OG run her hit-making backside down the street, while appearing to full-frontal flash any and all innocent bystanders along the way.
“Stay true, stay fresh/Don’t settle for less/Don’t give in, no stress/Dream it, wish it, have it”
Deb wraps up her holly jolly jam by busting through the double doors of the home of someone who seemingly left for the holidays without remembering to turn on their alarm system.
Debz OG proceeds to give fans a slow-motion turn before ending her MTV VMA-worthy video with her mouth wide open and jaw dropped to the floor, just as mine has been since the moment I hit play on this gem.
Check out Debz OG’s latest musical masterpiece below!