File this under: “You seriously couldn’t make this stuff up if you tried.”
The Ashley has written about some strange Jenelle Evans-related hijinks, but this may take the trophy for strangest “what-the-f**kery” ever.
Jenelle’s best friend Tori Rhyne is on her way back to North Carolina, less than a month after moving to Las Vegas to begin a new life with Jenelle. The besties’ friendship began to sour after Tori’s boyfriend got in the way of the twosome’s frequent nights out on the Vegas Strip (not to mention the problems their galivanting caused for Jenelle.) Anyway, Tori was set to return home to North Carolina already when Jenelle went to the hospital for bronchitis and wheezing issues late last week.
Tori seemingly remained at home with Jenelle’s kids Kaiser and Ensley while Jenelle hacked her way through four days in the hospital. When she was finally released on Monday, Jenelle immediately hit the Interwebs to express her anger that a certain someone failed to fetch her some fresh underwear and bring them to her in the hospital.
From there, Jenelle revealed that she had peed herself from coughing so much, but Tori couldn’t be bothered to procure her some new panties. The former besties engaged in a back-and-forth on Facebook that was eventually deleted.
No. Seriously.
As The Ashley told you last month, Jenelle’s son Jace complained about Tori and Jenelle’s frequent bickering while they were living together. Now, it appears that the trouble-causing twosome is not even on speaking terms– except, of course, to exchange jabs on social media.
After her release from the hospital on Monday, Jenelle posted a rant to her Facebook page that was very obviously aimed at Tori.
“Just know if we’re friends and you’re in the hospital, I would bring you underwear if you begged me.. actually you wouldn’t have to beg me,” she wrote. “I’d be there in a heartbeat.. even if we haven’t spoke in years. Do I get the same treatment? Nahhh, def not from my best friend. I’m still [in] shock about it … couldn’t even get off my bed. #JustAThought #RantOver”
Tori, in turn, took to her Facebook page to brag about having a friend come from North Carolina to drive her car home for her. (Tori does not currently have a driver’s license, as it was revoked as part of a plea deal she took in 2024 for a DUI. When she moved to Vegas in early August, Jenelle drove Tori’s car across the country with her.)
In the comment section of Tori’s post, Jenelle fired off a snarky comment regarding Tori’s disregard for Jenelle’s plea for pee-less panties.
“Yeah can’t even drive to bring me underwear,” Jenelle wrote.
When someone reminded Jenelle that Tori doesn’t have a valid driver’s license, Jenelle fired back that Tori should have found a way to get some new knickers to her.
“She couldn’t take an Uber to drop me off underwear after peeing in the hospital bed?” Jenelle wrote. “I don’t want to hear it.”
“You had bronchitis, why are you pissing the bed?” Tori responded.
It’s hurts so good…..
Jenelle then revealed that she was hacking so violently that she tinkled into her unmentionables.
“Because I was coughing for 2 hours…now I’m lying?” she wrote. “You didn’t even visit so how do you know? I texted you I pissed myself when it happened.”
Tori responded with a vague Facebook post that was obviously aimed at Jenelle.
“Make me out to be the villain. That’s fine,” she wrote. “I don’t have s**t to explain to people who don’t know me. The ones who do know me, know.”
As fans know, Tori and Jenelle have had one of the most-tumultuous relationships in ‘Teen Mom’ history. The girls— who have been friends since they were young teens— have fought and made up for years, with Tori resurfacing in Jenelle’s life every year or two, only to have the friendship end badly.
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Hi the Ashley.
Will you post about David and kenleigh break up? Or is it just tiktok fodder?
You actually look like you smell like piss Jenelle.
Honest question: Is it immaturity, mental illness or just lack of complete awareness that makes people put every aspect of their life on the internet for all to see? Does Janelle do it because it keeps income coming in? I mean to do all she is doing (and has done) so loud and publicly when she is in the middle of a custody fight with Eason-knowing he could use this against to win custody. I f he gets that case with Jace thrown out or dismissed-he has a real chance of winning full custody. Jenelle is not young enough to be naive just dumb or immature or mentally ill.
Girl, we saw your TikTok lives while you were in the hospital & you were able to get off that hospital bed so stop. You went live everyday you were in the hospital & it showed you in various places in that hospital room. If Tori could’ve taken taken an uber then you could’ve easily ordered underwear & had them delivered to you. The hospitals also have a gift shop that sell that type of stuff. You could’ve asked the nursing staff for disposable underwear. Next time don’t ask someone who doesn’t have a drivers license to look after your kids for days at a time.
Plea to the entire world… Stop using the word “panties”… So yucky
I needed this laugh today. Thanks the Ashley…
Nothings says “I’m a 33 year old mother of three” more than crying on Facebook that you peed yourself😂😂😂
Ashley, I love the usefulness of that pic of Barb! However, I’m thinking we’re going to have to start sending around a collection plate for royalties to send to her. 😂 When I go too many posts without a Barb meme, it just feels wrong!! Keep em’ coming.
Jennelle please forgive me but, something tells me that a hospital has seen their fair share of bed wetting, bodily fluid leaking, and *maybe*, just maybe, has something you can put on.
First of all, Tori’s “you had bronchitis, why are you pissing the bed” comment is f-ing great 🤌😂
Now, I have questions. If she needed underwear does that mean she had been wearing the same ones the entire time she was in the hospital?! Wouldn’t it have been less embarrassing to just ask a nurse for some disposable ones and a pad or diaper instead of telling the whole internet that you peed the bed?? I understand accidentally peeing yourself from coughing or sneezing especially when you have birthed child. But trying to make a friend, who is watching your children and doesn’t have transportation, sound like the bad guy when you can just ask a nurse for what you need is crazy work. It did make for a good read though lol.
Right? Hospitals have drawers and they are happy to give them to patients.
I have had 5 kids and 2 of them were very traumatic births .Yes, TMI. I do have that problem when I get Covid/flu/coughing fit. I don’t find it all too embarrassing with my friends knowing. I sure as hell wouldn’t publicly announce it.But Jenelle is just absolutely insane to just let the world know. Why would she do that??? Putting something like that out there like that is going to cause A LOT of people making nasty comments. As you said, ask the nurse. Jenelle knows dam well that they have the “disposable” underwear. Yeah, take the kids in an Uber to come bring me underwear. So stupid. She somehow continues to make herself look worse all the time. And she’s already horrible.
You shouldn’t find it embarrassing. You gave birth, your body went through a lot and created a new person.
It’s not like you’re getting mad and peeing on purpose! It’s just life, but age does help with that realization.
You’re exactly right. Thanks. I appreciate that!
All these kids witness is their mother arguing with everybody.Im sure they heard the back and forth of Jenelle and Tori on the phone,while they’re mother was in the hospital. It is so vile.
This is the hard hitting journalism I come here for 😂😂
@Molecules— the day you have to write about Jenelle peeing the hospital bed and having a fight about underwear is the day you question your life choices… I can confirm. -The Ashley
Your captions are amazing on this one. I laughed so hard at the one under Kiefer’s photo. So good!
Imagine telling the world you pissed yourself like an 80 year old in your 30s! For fake sympathy. I cant stand this bitch
Jenelle Door Dashes lunch to her kids at school because she can’t be bothered to keep their lunch accounts prepaid or to even keep Lunchables in the house. We know she’d never get her lazy ass out of bed to make them one. She has Starbucks, fast food and booze delivered damn near every day for herself. But, she couldn’t use Instacart or one of the other gazillion options to have some clean chonies delivered to the hospital? It’s not like she was too sick to use her phone. She was posting 24/7 while she was in the hospital and felt good enough to stalk Kenleigh’s twitter page and make a fool of herself (again). It was just another way to try to make herself look like poor, pitiful Saint Jenelle and to keep trying to distract from the vile texts she sent Jace. I predict Tori and Jenelle will be doing this same crap when they’re in their 60s (if their livers hold out that long).
I feel so sad for Kaiser and Ensley. They deserve so much more than to be trapped in the insanity of Jenelle’s pathetic world.
Doesn’t the hospital assist with these type of issues?
Yes. They have disposable underwear and Depends for instances like this. But, that wouldn’t work for Jenelle to try to get sympathy.
Who moderates comments? Didn’t think mine was obscene or controversial. Just shared my experience with hacking, bladder control and how Jenelle’s experience wasn’t matching especially because she has kids at home who need cared for
Sometimes if you’re a new commenter, it does that automatically.
The countdown was on from the moment Tori accepted Jenelle’s plane ticket to Vegas.
Its just Jenelle throwing out every story she can to distract from her sub-par parenting skills.
I’m absolutely hollering!!!!
” You had bronchitis, why you pissing the bed.”
I’m fkn deceased.
I know!!! For me, it was The Ashleys picture of Jenelle saying “Dude, I was also seeing Molecules! Tori, fetch me a wheelchair! Too Funny!!!!
The Kieffer one took me out.
I know how it feels to be hacking so hard you can’t control your bladder. I didnt want fresh underwear (id just ruin those too). Like if your friend is watching your kids for free and your biggest worry is what is covering your bum in the hospital while you are coughing that hard, what a decent life.
Meanwhile Jace is probably so glad to be away from that dumpster fire. Too bad Kaiser and Ensley are stuck dealing with it.
This story reads like something off The Onion 🤣🤣🤣
Jenelle seriously needs to grow up, the way she behaves is like a toddler, give me attention now! You have children at home, stop going out drinking and taking drugs, as for bronchitis, seriously being in hospital for 4 days that’s taking the mickey, you are young and healthy, you are making yourself sick with your lifestyle! I really expect to see a headline that you have died from OD, murder or stupid drunken accident, YOU ARE NOT SIXTEEN ANYMORE , you are going to lose everything and everyone
She probably played up to the doctor and exaggerated her coughing so she could stay in the hospital longer! Nobody is in the hospital for 4 days for bronchitis!! Most of the time they don’t even treat bronchitis with any antibiotics because it’s not bacterial. They tell you to take cough medicine. I’m sure she broke down in tears and said ” Dude! I’m in soooo much pain from coughing that I need pain pills!! You can tell how bad my cough is dude, because I peed the bed!! Gimme those fuckin pain killers!!” My guess is she peed herself on purpose to try and prove to everyone how sick she was! LOL! LOL!
Yeah I was in septic shock on a Saturday night/Sunday morning & had a whole emergency surgery & was in ICU & they still tried to bounce me that Tuesday. I was also ready to get TF out of there but if you’re JE & view your kids as burdens of course you’re going to want to stay away from them as long as possible.
I had a horrible cough for about a month when I was halfway through my pregnancy with my twins. I lost a lot of weight because the coughing was so intense that it was making me throw up anything I ate. My doctor was also concerned because I was straining my muscles so badly. I was in the hospital for a few hours so they could monitor the babies, pump me full of fluids to make up for what I’d lost, and test out some meds on me, then they sent me off with a couple prescriptions and an appointment for the following week. If Jenelle had been so sick that they kept her for several days, we’d have been hearing all about it and the internet would be flooded with “poor pitiful me” pictures of her in her hospital bed hooked to IVs.
So who would be watching your kids while Tori Ubers over to relieve you of your piss pants? These days you can get anything delivered. Cough up some of that OnlyFans money, Janelle!
I would expect no less from these two idiots who yelled at each other about eating ass, At Jenelle’s wedding
What now?!
Yeah, I missed that. I’d rather not google it though. You know how these things go😂👀
this is hilarious! i’d been loosely following this (somehow even trashier 🗑️) gypsy (jenelley?) rose blanchardesque saga, but had completely missed the undie grundies 🩲 of it all.
thanks for the comprehensive coverage! 🥰💐
I know trashy people like this in real life and it’s always fun to watch their friendships explode and then them inexplicably make up later just to start the cycle all over again. They’ll spill all the tea about each other and then later be considered a “trusted” friend again. It’s mind boggling.
jenelle’s gonna pay her to be her friend again as always the second she gets lonely and her new dick of the week runs off with she gives him anyway, may sound harsh but this is an example of jenelle having the relationships she deserves 🤷🏻♀️
I think Tori sees right through Jenelle and just didn’t want to play the “obsess over Jenelle” game, that Jenelle Evans requires of anyone who wants to be in her life. 🤣🤣
The hospital has underwear that she could have used… I spent 13 weeks in the hospital, I know this for a fact. They keep anything you might need like underwear, pj’s, toothpaste etc.
Janelle is entitled, Tori doesn’t have to visit or bring Janelle underwear. Janelle is an adult with plenty of money, she could have door dashed herself underwear to the hospital. To add, Tori is at home taking care of Janelle’s two kids, I would be thankful that Tori was willing to do that.
The thing Ashley didn’t touch on in her article is that while Jenelle was in the hospital malingering–I mean sick–she posted a picture of a Target bag that obviously had something in it. She captioned it “thank you for the care package”. I have a feeling Jenelle DID have clean underwear but decided to fuss with Tori because Tori was leaving. Far be it from Jenelle to care for her own kids & with both Jace & Tori gone, she’s going to have to. IF Jenelle had been in the hospital for 4 days (which some of us doubt), she wouldn’t have had access to weed, her daily regimen of pills or booze. She would have detoxed & that’s probably what made her piss herself. It also would make her even more irritable & unreasonable than she already is. That’s my theory anyway.
It doesn’t make sense for her to be in the hospital for bronchitis. I’ve had it many times & coughed so hard that I pulled muscles in my side & was in pain. Not going to say anything about her peeing herself because after having 3 kids myself, if I cough to hard, I’m pissing myself too.
she’s just trying to get more drugs that’s why she became a hypochondriac
I love that these two losers can’t write each other. They really are trash soul mates.
*quit
Instead of Brokeback Mountain, they have Broke-Ass Swampland. Or Bareback Swamp Ass?
Hysterical, Tori’s comment is gold. Jenelle is stuck in a 10 year old child mentally. All about her.
I’m still wondering why Jenelle didn’t just DoorDash herself some clean clothes to the hospital instead of announcing to the entire world she wet the bed. Not saying that there’s any shame in having medical issues, but we used to have secrets….