Robyn Brown Touts Husband Kody’s Allegedly Appealing Traits; Says ‘Sister Wives’ Star Would “Make Any Girl’s Eggs Drop”

All female viewers’ faces thinking about Kody Brown doing anything to our ‘eggs’…

On Sunday’s episode of Sister Wives, Robyn Brown went full fangirl over her husband Kody, while arguing that the thrice-divorced failed father of 18 has a lot to offer prospective wives. 

Robyn’s shared her scalding-hot take as she and Kody discussed the possibility of re-entering plural marriage– a topic that came up after Kody revealed to Robyn that he had received another email from a woman claiming she was interested in “joining the family.” 

Although Robyn told viewers she found it “very inappropriate” that a woman would “go hitting on” a guy like Kody instead of going through his spouse(s), she noted that Kody has a lot of traits that any woman would find appealing. 

“Other than that pesky knife in my kidney, I’m a catch! Have you SEEN my six-pack abs?!” 

 “ … when a young woman sees a married, stable man, that is attractive, you know?” Robyn said. “He’s figured out some of his bull crap, he’s got a wife that’s happy and he knows how to be a dad.”

“Um…is the Kody who ‘knows how to be a dad’ in the room with us and our 13 abandoned kids or…?”

Robyn went on to claim that the mere sight of her husband would make any fertile woman want to reproduce with him…or something.

“I mean, like, I’m sorry, but that’s gonna make any girl’s eggs drop!” Robyn boasted. “I mean, like, any young woman would be, like, ‘Oh, he is marriageable material, ‘cause he is already married!’” 

My face during this entire scene…

As longtime fans of ‘Sister Wives’ know, Robyn was in her early thirties when she married a then-40-year-old Kody in 2010. At the time, Kody was already married to wives Meri, Janelle and Christine and a father of 13. 

On Sunday’s episode, Kody told Robyn that he didn’t respond to the email he’d received from the allegedly interested woman, though he did admit to viewers that he didn’t mind the attention. (Shocker.) 

“Was it my frizzy hair that attracted her? My increasingly red skin? My ability to forget about 13 of my children!?” 

“But at the same time, it’s like, that’s a craziness that I don’t want to indulge,” he said, later telling Robyn that he’d prefer not to know if a woman “has a crush” on him, even if it does make him “feel special.” 

Meanwhile, Robyn revealed that hearing about the email from the prospective sister wife made her briefly consider giving plural marriage another go; however, she ultimately told Kody at the end of the episode that she was “so scared of [plural marriage] now,” that she didn’t know how she “would consider it” at this point. 

“Not gonna lie. I wouldn’t mind sharing you again. You’re kind of a lot!”

 

New episodes of ‘Sister Wives’ air Sundays on TLC. 

Watch a clip from Sunday’s episode below. 

RELATED STORY: So Awkward! Watch ‘Sister Wives’ Stars Janelle & Meri Brown Give Their Ex Kody an Icy Cold Shoulder While Discussing Coyote Pass Property 

(Photos: TLC; Instagram)

22 Responses


  1. Oh yes, the first thing that attracts me to a man is the fact that he is ALREADY MARRIED! What kind of twisted thinking is that? What a nut job!


  2. “thrice-divorced”

    This is something Kody needs to stop saying. It’s totally false! All he did was treat three clingers like shit until they finally gave up and left.

    He then immediately began playing victim, despite the fact that he got exactly what he wanted – a life free of baggage that no longer served his needs.

    He had no legal ties to the three women he drove away, aside from being the father of their kids. The only divorce he went through was with Meri, which he sailed through with zero emotion.


    1. See, that’s what I don’t get. How could they ever be charged with a crime? He’s only legally married to one. It’s like someone having an affair partner. Nobody goes to jail. Weird.


  3. Why did I read this after I ate 🤮 Are they that delusional? Nobody wants Kody but Robyn and vice versa. Get rid of this show already


  4. “I mean, like, I’m sorry, but that’s gonna make any girl’s eggs drop!” Robyn boasted. “I mean, like, any young woman would be, like, ‘Oh, he is marriageable material, ‘cause he is already married!’”

    Is that what sealed the deal for her? He had 3 wives when she met him, thrice the attraction!?! BARF! When someone has more (and values more) hair plugs than he has children + wives, run sister, run!!


  5. Sobyn and her daughter act like 13 year old children. So freakin immature and giddy over any male attention. And Kody acts like a horny little boy. They deserve each other. Can we please put the show to rest already?


  6. I don’t know what Robyn sees when she looks at Kody the Kreep. It must be $ signs. She had nothing but 3 kids and a huge credit card debt when she joined the so called family. Every time they say family it makes me think of Charles Manson and his family. Robyn may think he is a prize but all I see is a jackass who left 13 kids and their 3 mothers for his so called pretty and shy wife. The thought of even meeting him turns my stomach. Talk about 2 idiots…Tweedle Dumb and Tweedle Dumber aka Robyn and Kody.


  7. Since when has Kody ever been stable?

    I am watching the “Special Forces” season hes on. Kody is misogynist. His cast mates have said in interviews how odd his behavior was. Apparently he took a bunch of supplements and didnt eat on the show, which is very odd with the amount of physical exertion required.

    Im not saying he isnt physically doing well, because he is. Hes also in his 50s and keeping up with much younger cast members. Its kind of suspicious what hes on though.


  8. Some of us have actual standards. I’m a married woman, but I would look twice at Michael B Jordan. lol
    Kody is beyond foul. Those dolls have been lying to her. Just like Amber’s puppets lie to her.


    1. I do appreciate the producers working them into the shots. They all have that cute dolly open mouth look so they always appearing to saying “oh, no way B”, every time Robyn lies.


  9. She is as delusional and just as gross as he is. For the record my eggs don’t drop at the thought of Kody. My eggs shrivel up and die and scream “RETREAT! RETREAT!” at the thought of Kody.

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