Jenelle Evans Reveals Why She Relocated to Florida; Attempts to Explain Why Her Ex David Eason Helped Her Move

“I HIGH-HIGH-hired my ‘abusive’ ex-husband. Everyone does it, dude.”

Jenelle Evans has just relocated to Florida and now the fired “Teen Mom” star is explaining why she chose the Sunshine State— and why her soulmate-turned-ex-turned-soulmate-again, David Eason, was filmed by paparazzi at Jenelle’s Vegas home last week, shoveling crap into the moving van. 

“I am a Florida girl now. You guys probably saw it all over the Internet that I moved from Vegas to Florida,” Jenelle stated in a video posted to social media on Monday. “A lot of the main reasons why …I moved to Florida is because I do have my scuba diving license and I love to go snorkeling. I’ve been to Florida, I don’t know, like 15+ times in my life. I’ve been to Saint Thomas like five times. So, really, Florida gives me Saint Thomas vibes.”

“That’s kinda like sayin’ David Eason gives ya Channing Tatum vibes but, OK Juh-nelle!”

“I also wanted my kids to grow up around that, kind of like I did in North Carolina, because I grew up on Oak Island for so long,” she continued. “I definitely wanted them to be around swimming with the dolphins, swimmin’ with manatees…”

Jenelle also addressed why her employment-challenged “ex” David was at her house last week.

(As fans will remember, Jenelle currently has an active restraining order out on David and has claimed that he was abusive, made her fear for her life, and stated in court under oath that she had discovered that David had possessed items “related to sexual exploitation of a minor.” Despite all this, Jenelle allowed David to basically move into her Vegas home earlier this year. Jenelle continues to insist, though, that she and David are just “co-parenting” their daughter Ensley.)

“I took time out from my schedule of tap-dancing on the Vegas Strip for change to help Jenelle move. I’m a literal saint.”

“One thing I do want to mention that everyone’s asking me and bringing up is, ‘Oh my God, I saw her all over TMZ with her ex,'” Jenelle said. “‘Oh my God, he was at her house!'”

Jenelle then explained that David— ever the entrepreneur— was just in it for the cash.

“My knee is still out of commission. I’m still in a wheelchair,” Jenelle explained. “…long story short, I can’t pack by myself. You think I’m gonna hobble around and pack my whole house? No. So, I hired movers and I hired David.”

“Now I know ya just randomly comin’ up wif excuses because tha only person who hates work more than Juh-nelle is David!”

Jenelle went on to state that this arrangement worked out great because, “at the same time he had a visit with Ensley.” 

(David didn’t need to “visit” with Ensley, as he had been living in Jenelle’s Vegas home for months before this.)

Despite the fact that her explanation made absolutely no sense, Jenelle seemed pretty confident that her followers would buy it.

“We were killin’ two birds with one stone. Actually, it worked out,” she said.

Our faces when she uses a metaphor about killing animals while talking about David…

Jenelle (who has been wearing her weddings rings from her marriage to David for weeks) claims that she’s in Florida by herself now.

Interestingly, Jenelle and David were due to meet up in court on Monday for a hearing to decide custody of Ensley. The hearing was postponed— for the ninth time. 

Stay tuned…

RELATED STORY: Jenelle Evans Moving to Florida with David Eason; Her Former ‘Teen Mom’ Co-Star Briana DeJesus Offers Her Thoughts on Jenelle’s Move: “Stay Away” (Updated)

(Photos: MTV; Facebook; X; Instagram)

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[…] Evans may be living in Florida now, but she brought her old life— mainly her reinstated soulmate David Eason— to the […]

Pied Poper

The trash bag has gone ghost for 2-3 days. She must be going crazy not posting?

Stinky

Why does it keep being postponed

DEJESUSGAWDLEAH

What’s up with her face, in that pic?

DownVoteDat

Punchable face

garysbeldenlinemanteeshirt

@dvd ~ SUCH a smug, punchable face! 👊🏻

JuelZ

Still confused by maybe injured scrapped knew but was sporting an ankle brace/ boot. Ok smelly Nelly lying Jenelley

LisaLee

OMG doesn’t EVERYONE “hire” their ex that they have an active restraining order out on, have accused of having CSA materials and who have charges for assaulting their child?
Totally normal…

ByeFelicia

Ugh, i didnt know about the csm. So nauseous, she is a monster.

Kristy

So she paid her ex husband to help her move from west coast to east coast who she has accused of:
1. strangling her son,
2. killing her animals,
3. being a deadbeat dad (and husband) who doesn’t pay child support,
4. who she had to pay in the divorce,
5. who she wants to pay her attorney fees,
6. I believe there were also abuses allegations from findings in his phone of young girls?

Yes, totally believable, everything she said, totally solid.

Streets Full of Uppercut

She also implied that he may have SA’ed Marisa, didn’t she? She very much claimed that he was a danger to her children. Weird how that doesn’t seem to be an issue anymore.

Kristy

OHHHH??? I just remember reading here how she found “inappropriate images of potential young girls” on his phone

BeaSquared

Your list shows how depraved & desperate she is 🤢
Who knew that a Mummy Makeover wouldn’t bring all the boys to her yard??

Kristy

she looks like she weighs at least 200 pounds… mommy makeover where?

garysbeldenlinemanteeshirt

@kristy ~ ikr? like, is the ‘mommy makeover’ in the room with us? 😂
(my personal theory is that it’s hiding out w/brittany cartwright’s failed mommy makeover, cowering in fear in a basement somewhere 🤷🏼‍♀️)

JB

Did anyone notice she is wearing his XL/XXL T-Shirt…I guess while comparing he just left it behind and I didn’t see any movers except for him…most moving companies wouldn’t allow another non-employee to do the move because of insurance liability…she is Pinocchio but instead of her nose growing it’s her forehead…I cannot believe she thinks that people and the courts are going to believe these lies…

Kels

The comment about her ever-increasing pinnochio forehead made me cackle

Dean

Smelly Jenelly and her five-head !!!!

Megan

I make sure I only hire people that I accuse of being a pedo and have an active restraining order against. Cheapest option out there!

beth

Exactly. When we moved my mom she wanted to hire a moving company. But they had a license, no one had abused anyone in my family so I said nope 😁😁😁

Radicalred

So, Jenelle moved from Vegas to FL to snorkel? C’mon Jenelle. You can do better than that. If you only moved to FL to snorkel, why did you post on social media that you just changed your phone number for the first time in many years? Why did you need to change your phone number just to go snorkeling? The truth of the matter is that you’re running from something–or maybe several somethings. Who’s trying to reach you, Jenelle? The tax department? The bank that’s about to start foreclosure on the Land? The medical providers whose services you used and never paid for? The old landlord(s) in Vegas that you owe back rent and damages to? The utility companies that you stiffed in Nevada? CPS? The facility you put Jace in? Are they calling because you owe money and they’re not going to keep Jace if the bill isn’t paid? Maybe the banks that financed your vehicles and the Range Rover you foolishly cosigned for August? Jenelle’s running and thinks changing her phone number & moving will prevent those people from finding her. It won’t. Those skip tracers and research paralegals are really good at what they do.

Weasel

This is an amazing comment. Good job!

Bono

The swamp migrates. Where in Florida did she move? I’m hoping it’s south Florida because I moved to Jacksonville two years ago and I wouldn’t want to run into David at any time.

radicalred

I read they’re in (or near) Citra. I think that’s near Ocala?

Kitty

Wants to go scuba diving & snorkel & to move to a place that reminds her of St. Thomas…but moves to a town right in the middle of the state nowhere near any ocean beaches.

Riiight.

Kitty

Citra is also near Gainesville & the University of Florida’s football stadium is nicknamed “The Swamp” so maybe she’s going to feel right at home there.

ByeFelicia

Snort.

sirpoopsalot

Ocala? That is nowhere near the beach (boyyyy- IYKYK). I almost moved there myself and it’s horse country, essentially. She sure is beyond delusional. I just can’t with her- how do you even try to cover up the fact that you are back with a man that supposedly has CSA material on his phone, who choked out her oldest son, killed her dog and has been a general POS that has not helped her in any way with any of the kids since they split because he refuses to get a job and his life together… You are not fooling anyone Jenelle

Isaac's wallpaper line

Is one allowed to hire someone they have an active restraining order against? Like really, its that legal? I’m not from the USA so unfamiliar with the law but this seems fucking stupid and like something that they should be held in contempt of court or something, surely!!

Ziggy

If Kaiser wrote a book, it would be more popular than “This Boy’s life” and 100x more horrifying.

Eavson

Sooo many thoughts…..

I may have lost brain cells!

J

You and me both!!! 🤯

Samantha

Does she really think that we are as dumb as her and we believe all of her lies?

LisaLee

Yes

ByeFelicia

She is such a horrible person, mother, and daughter. Wish her the life she deserves.

Morgan G

“I’ve been to Saint Thomas like five times. So, really, Florida gives me Saint Thomas vibes.” Do you hear that rumble, everyone? That’s the sound of every single person currently in Saint Thomas breathing a sigh of relief that she’s settling for Florida instead. 😉

Mick

Nobody up at NC’s judicial system is seeing this? She’s making a fool out of them all. And what about the court date for Jace’s trial against David?

TR

Just postponed for the 9th time, unbelievable.

DownVoteDat

It’s a travesty.
Wonder if Jace can sue when he turns 18 for punitive damages?

Alesha L

Now that is a gofundme that I would happily support!!

Yikes

Her poor kids being uprooted their entire childhood… no way to grow up, in pure chaos subjected to the psychotic whims of their narcissistic mother

J

Not to mention they’re probably not going to school. Home schooling, with Janelle? 😂😂😂😂😂

garysbeldenlinemanteeshirt

swamp queen 🧟‍♀️👑 is scuba certified 🤿, DEWD!!

Friggin Babs

Did this dumb@$$ just say she moved because she has her scuba diving license and loves to go snorkeling?

LittleBelle

Yeah, my brain went huh?! Who snorkels if they’re scuba certified? Hell, I didn’t snorkel before I got multiple levels of scuba certifications so I’m definitely not doing it after. Her narratives hurt my head.

sirpoopsalot

Not only that, but she’s supposedly in Ocala which is no where near the beach… It is smack dab in the middle of the state of FL. She is such a dipshit

DownVoteDat

Bitch has a bad case of liarrhea .

Kitty

Lie-abetes too

Lyin’ Hustlah

EXPLOSIVE liarrhea.

Toadstool

Why do we never talk about the way kenleigh, the big strong independent woman who “don’t take no crap” and kicked David to the curb, can’t stop fighting on the internet with Jenelle over the man she also “spilled the beans on” when she ended it with him. I can see why he went from Jenelle to kenleigh to Jenelle again. The only difference is their boob size. 🤣 he definitely has a type.

Dramastic

This comment has Jenelle energy. Every time Jenelle tries to deflect she ends up including info that makes the whole “clap back” even more humiliating for her. Comparing boob sizes? Are you 14?

T

I forgot about her, it’s been a minute

Jenna

So… what state is Jace in?
Do we think she’s moving near Jace’s father Andrew?

Amanda

Andrew moved to NC back when Jace lived there to be closer to him. He is no longer in FL

J

That was my first thought!!

Leebee

Pull the other leg jenelle and it will play jingle bells… Nobody believes your shit . I just wish you would see how your behavior is affecting your children

mzzmojo

She can…look at Kail. That’s how her kids will turn out.

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