Jenelle Evans Reveals Why She Relocated to Florida; Attempts to Explain Why Her Ex David Eason Helped Her Move

“I HIGH-HIGH-hired my ‘abusive’ ex-husband. Everyone does it, dude.”

Jenelle Evans has just relocated to Florida and now the fired “Teen Mom” star is explaining why she chose the Sunshine State— and why her soulmate-turned-ex-turned-soulmate-again, David Eason, was filmed by paparazzi at Jenelle’s Vegas home last week, shoveling crap into the moving van. 

“I am a Florida girl now. You guys probably saw it all over the Internet that I moved from Vegas to Florida,” Jenelle stated in a video posted to social media on Monday. “A lot of the main reasons why …I moved to Florida is because I do have my scuba diving license and I love to go snorkeling. I’ve been to Florida, I don’t know, like 15+ times in my life. I’ve been to Saint Thomas like five times. So, really, Florida gives me Saint Thomas vibes.”

“That’s kinda like sayin’ David Eason gives ya Channing Tatum vibes but, OK Juh-nelle!”

“I also wanted my kids to grow up around that, kind of like I did in North Carolina, because I grew up on Oak Island for so long,” she continued. “I definitely wanted them to be around swimming with the dolphins, swimmin’ with manatees…”

Jenelle also addressed why her employment-challenged “ex” David was at her house last week.

(As fans will remember, Jenelle currently has an active restraining order out on David and has claimed that he was abusive, made her fear for her life, and stated in court under oath that she had discovered that David had possessed items “related to sexual exploitation of a minor.” Despite all this, Jenelle allowed David to basically move into her Vegas home earlier this year. Jenelle continues to insist, though, that she and David are just “co-parenting” their daughter Ensley.)

“I took time out from my schedule of tap-dancing on the Vegas Strip for change to help Jenelle move. I’m a literal saint.”

“One thing I do want to mention that everyone’s asking me and bringing up is, ‘Oh my God, I saw her all over TMZ with her ex,'” Jenelle said. “‘Oh my God, he was at her house!'”

Jenelle then explained that David— ever the entrepreneur— was just in it for the cash.

“My knee is still out of commission. I’m still in a wheelchair,” Jenelle explained. “…long story short, I can’t pack by myself. You think I’m gonna hobble around and pack my whole house? No. So, I hired movers and I hired David.”

“Now I know ya just randomly comin’ up wif excuses because tha only person who hates work more than Juh-nelle is David!”

Jenelle went on to state that this arrangement worked out great because, “at the same time he had a visit with Ensley.” 

(David didn’t need to “visit” with Ensley, as he had been living in Jenelle’s Vegas home for months before this.)

Despite the fact that her explanation made absolutely no sense, Jenelle seemed pretty confident that her followers would buy it.

“We were killin’ two birds with one stone. Actually, it worked out,” she said.

Our faces when she uses a metaphor about killing animals while talking about David…

Jenelle (who has been wearing her weddings rings from her marriage to David for weeks) claims that she’s in Florida by herself now.

Interestingly, Jenelle and David were due to meet up in court on Monday for a hearing to decide custody of Ensley. The hearing was postponed— for the ninth time. 

Stay tuned…

RELATED STORY: Jenelle Evans Moving to Florida with David Eason; Her Former ‘Teen Mom’ Co-Star Briana DeJesus Offers Her Thoughts on Jenelle’s Move: “Stay Away” (Updated)

(Photos: MTV; Facebook; X; Instagram)

8 Responses


  1. “I’ve been to Saint Thomas like five times. So, really, Florida gives me Saint Thomas vibes.” Do you hear that rumble, everyone? That’s the sound of every single person currently in Saint Thomas breathing a sigh of relief that she’s settling for Florida instead. 😉


  2. Nobody up at NC’s judicial system is seeing this? She’s making a fool out of them all. And what about the court date for Jace’s trial against David?


  3. Her poor kids being uprooted their entire childhood… no way to grow up, in pure chaos subjected to the psychotic whims of their narcissistic mother


  4. Did this dumb@$$ just say she moved because she has her scuba diving license and loves to go snorkeling?


  5. Pull the other leg jenelle and it will play jingle bells… Nobody believes your shit . I just wish you would see how your behavior is affecting your children

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