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March 15, 2010
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The Season 9 Top 12 is announced and four of my faves are sent home, some in tears.
After the mediocre showing the Top 10 guys put out on Tuesday, the Top 10 girls didn’t have to do much to be an improvement. Luckily, last night’s episode was much more entertaining, confirming to me even this early in the competition, that a female will win season 9 of American Idol.
Anyway, the boys had a less-than-stellar performance overall, so much so that I spent most of the episode listening while cleaning my kitchen. A few performances made me pop my head around the corner, but let’s face it, I didn’t drop the sponge and go sit down to watch for any of them. Oh, Adam Lambert, where are you when I need you?!
Well if the entire finale episode didn’t make you feel physically ill, with all of the “I’ve fallen for this guys” and “I am ready to give Jake my whole hearts,” the After the Rose ceremony, with Jake and his new fiancée slow-dancing and being serenaded by a 1990s has-been in a crushed velvet vest should have done the trick.
Holy freaking crap! Tomorrow is the finale of the Bachelor! While I am excited for the finale, I am somewhat sad that I will no longer be able to use the phrase “Wings of Love” and have people know what I’m talking about. After tomorrow, it will just fall back into obscurity as cheesy elevator music.
Anyway, I’d like Jake to see what his life would be like if he picks “Good Clean Fun” Tenley, as well as with “Hooters” Vienna. All I can say is…poor sap.
Sorry, Allison, but the jig is up…what the hell were you on last night?
Sorry Tim Urban, but you’ve got your work cut out for you. Let’s face it: there was no American Idol season like last year’s Season 8. The contestants hit a major high note (some Adam Lambert pun intended), and the range of talent was especially good. Which brings me to the question…
What the hell happened this year?
In other Bachelor news, former rose-giver Jason Mesnick married Molly Malaney yesterday in Ranchos Palos Verdes, CA. The first wedding to ever come from the Bachelor (Trista and Ryan don’t count, guys, that was from the Bachelorette) was plagued by torrential downpour throughout the day. All I can say is…rain on their wedding day…isn’t it ironic…don’t you think? (haha)
Today is a good day. It’s the start of something fun for me to pack into my already crammed life. But who cares?! There’s crappy TV shows to analyze, scrutinize and ultimately make fun of.
Here’s who I am…I am a 26-year old writer and editor working in Los Angeles and living in Orange County. I’m sad and slightly embarrassed to say that my weekdays are planned solely around bad reality shows.
Subscribe to The Ashley’s Reality Roundup…it’s what all the cool kids are doing!
The Season 9 Top 12 is announced and four of my faves are sent home, some in tears.
After the mediocre showing the Top 10 guys put out on Tuesday, the Top 10 girls didn’t have to do much to be an improvement. Luckily, last night’s episode was much more entertaining, confirming to me even this early in the competition, that a female will win season 9 of American Idol.
Anyway, the boys had a less-than-stellar performance overall, so much so that I spent most of the episode listening while cleaning my kitchen. A few performances made me pop my head around the corner, but let’s face it, I didn’t drop the sponge and go sit down to watch for any of them. Oh, Adam Lambert, where are you when I need you?!
Well if the entire finale episode didn’t make you feel physically ill, with all of the “I’ve fallen for this guys” and “I am ready to give Jake my whole hearts,” the After the Rose ceremony, with Jake and his new fiancée slow-dancing and being serenaded by a 1990s has-been in a crushed velvet vest should have done the trick.
Holy freaking crap! Tomorrow is the finale of the Bachelor! While I am excited for the finale, I am somewhat sad that I will no longer be able to use the phrase “Wings of Love” and have people know what I’m talking about. After tomorrow, it will just fall back into obscurity as cheesy elevator music.
Anyway, I’d like Jake to see what his life would be like if he picks “Good Clean Fun” Tenley, as well as with “Hooters” Vienna. All I can say is…poor sap.
Sorry, Allison, but the jig is up…what the hell were you on last night?
Sorry Tim Urban, but you’ve got your work cut out for you. Let’s face it: there was no American Idol season like last year’s Season 8. The contestants hit a major high note (some Adam Lambert pun intended), and the range of talent was especially good. Which brings me to the question…
What the hell happened this year?
In other Bachelor news, former rose-giver Jason Mesnick married Molly Malaney yesterday in Ranchos Palos Verdes, CA. The first wedding to ever come from the Bachelor (Trista and Ryan don’t count, guys, that was from the Bachelorette) was plagued by torrential downpour throughout the day. All I can say is…rain on their wedding day…isn’t it ironic…don’t you think? (haha)
Today is a good day. It’s the start of something fun for me to pack into my already crammed life. But who cares?! There’s crappy TV shows to analyze, scrutinize and ultimately make fun of.
Here’s who I am…I am a 26-year old writer and editor working in Los Angeles and living in Orange County. I’m sad and slightly embarrassed to say that my weekdays are planned solely around bad reality shows.