Holy freaking crap! Tomorrow is the finale of the Bachelor! While I am excited for the finale, I am somewhat sad that I will no longer be able to use the phrase “Wings of Love” and have people know what I’m talking about. After tomorrow, it will just fall back into obscurity as cheesy elevator music.
Anyway, I’d like Jake to see what his life would be like if he picks “Good Clean Fun” Tenley, as well as with “Hooters” Vienna. All I can say is…poor sap.
