With June Shannon geared up and ready to strut her new surgically-enhanced bod on Season 2 of Mama June: From Not to Hot, we thought we’d share/warn viewers of what exactly they’re in for this season!
Prop up your forklift foot and grab some ‘sketti and read our picks for the 5 most cringeworthy moments from the new ‘From Not to Hot’ trailer.
5. Alana Coaching Her Mother in the Art of Being Classy
Back in the Toddlers and Tiaras days, we watched as Alana “Honey Boo Boo” Thompson worked the pre-school pageant scene under the coaching of June. Now, with June wanting to show off her sucked-and-tucked body via the (cringeworthy on its own) adult beauty pageant circuit, she’s enlisted the help of Alana.
On Season 2, we’ll grit through [incredibly scripted] scenes of Alana instructing June on how to move her Forklift Foot gracefully, while also attempting to find a talent for her mother that does not include burping. Also, there’s something extra-cringeworthy about watching a grown woman playing with a Ribbon Dancer in order to practice for her upcoming pageant.
4. Lauryn “Pumpkin” Shannon Discussing Her Unexpected Teen Pregnancy
While pregnant 17-year-olds are nothing new to reality TV (thanks to Farrah Abraham & Co.), seeing Pumpkin break the news to June (on camera, naturally) in the Season 2 trailer immediately reminds us that this is the same person who has said she’s most nervous about having a baby because, “it does have to come out of my hoo-ha.” Oh boy. (As The Ashley told you, the baby came out of the hoo-ha yesterday!)
3. June Pretending to Be Sly About Her Mystery Man
It appears June will explore the dating scene this season, as evident by the “mystery man” her daughters spot her kissing in the new trailer. This is, of course, totally set up for the cameras and just kind of…gross. (And don’t even get us started on the other dumpster trash men June has dated in recent years! That’s a whole other story…)
2. Sugar Bear and Jennifer’s Stomach-Churning Makeout Sesh
Watching June’s ex-husband/thing Mike “Sugar Bear” Thompson and his wife Jennifer go at each other’s faces like they’re trying to win a pie eating contest at the local fair is almost enough to make us walk away from this show all together. And as hard as it is to watch these scenes, it’s even more awful to listen to them. Oh, the sounds!
1. June’s Lingerie Look
This is presented to you without commentary for obvious reasons…
‘Mama June: From Not to Hot’ returns Friday, January 12 on TLC. Watch the latest trailer below!