‘Teen Mom’ News Pile: All the ‘Teen Mom’-Related News You’ve Missed Lately

“Hello, MTV? I’m pretty sure I’m not long for this world…would you like to come film me before the molecules take over my body?”

From new babies to new (questionable) skincare regiments, it’s been another busy week for the stars/former stars of the Teen Mom franchise! In an effort to bring you up-to-date on the latest Teen Mom OGand Teen Mom 2 news, The Ashley brings you the Teen Mom News Pile.

Here are some of the major (and minor but interesting) ‘Teen Mom’-related things that happened over the last few days…

Jenelle Evans Claimed She’s Ill Again

That moment when you realize your mystery ailments are back…

The “molecules” have returned…and this time they’ve made their way to Jenelle’s esophagus!

The former ‘Teen Mom 2’ star told Hollywood Life that she’s undergone testing to see what has been making her gag (other than watching her husband David trim his nose hairs).

“I’ve had two endoscopes, two esophagus dilations,” she told the site. “My results came back from the barium swallow, and I have poor esophagus motility.”

She says she will have to undergo even more tests.

“The next step is an esophagus manometry test that lasts for 24 hours,” she said. “A catheter is put up the nose and down the throat to test wave lengths and acid/PH levels in the esophagus, which will all be recorded onto a small device.”

As per usual, Jenelle stated that David has been the perfect nursemaid for her.

“David has been supportive of me and understands how severe this problem gets,” Jenelle said. “MTV has also witnessed it first hand a few times.”

Years ago, Jenelle claimed to be suffering from a laundry list of mysterious health issues, including hot flashes, sweaty and itchy legs, a numb tongue, and the ability to see “molecules” in front of her face.

There’s no word yet if the test showed any molecules in Jenelle’s esophagus that could be causing the issue!

Mackenzie McKee Admits She’s Unwashed

“I just spit-wash whenever it gets dirty!”

Former ‘Teen Mom 3’ star (and future ‘Teen Mom OG’ guest star) Mackenzie McKee’s brag post on Twitter on Friday had people cringing (and most likely booking appointments with their dermatologists.) 

Mack took to Twitter to announce that she was celebrating the one-year anniversary of the day she stopped washing her face.

No. Seriously.

“A year ago, I stopped using all face wash and just do masks here and there, and hot water. Best thing ever,” she wrote proudly.

Mackenzie— who, in the past has dealt with negative comments regarding how dirty her house is— got an earful from her social media followers regarding how bad her new skincare “regiment” is.

“Hot water is terrible for your face,” one person wrote. “Breaks capillaries. And face masks say to cleanse before using. How do you get your makeup off completely? Water won’t get it all off.”

“Um….that’s gross,” another wrote.

We’ll be seeing Mackenzie’s (unwashed) face on some of the upcoming ‘Teen Mom OG’ episodes!

Jenelle Evans Pouted Because MTV is Filming Amber Portwood’s Court Battle & Didn’t Film Hers

“It’s no fair, dude!”

Fired ‘Teen Mom 2’ star Jenelle Evans was not happy to see that an MTV film crew accompanied Amber Portwood to her court hearing on Thursday. The cameramen and producers were capturing the Kodak moment as Amber walked out of the courtroom (where she was answering to the three felony charges currently pending against her for an alleged domestic violence attack on her boyfriend Andrew Glennon). 

Jenelle— who, as ‘Teen Mom’ fans know, just finished up a grueling months-long court battle to regain custody of her kids— took to social media to express her unhappiness over MTV filming her nemesis Amber, despite the serious and violent charges against her.

“Wow, could of filmed at my court case that was completely dismissed…but no instead go film that drama of a person that attacks others with weapons,” Jenelle tweeted. “Don’t film the positive tho… but [the MTV crew] is scared of David.”

Of course, Jenelle failed to realize that she (and her beloved husband David) were fired by MTV before her court battle began, so the network would have absolutely no reason to film her. (Also, to The Ashley’s knowledge, Amber has never directly threatened the MTV producers, as Jenelle admitted David has done, so there’s that…)

“16 and Pregnant” Star Megan McConnell Welcomes Third Child

“Giving birth is so much better when you’re not 16…and when you don’t have an MTV camera pointed at your hoo-ha!”

Megan– who starred on the second season of ’16 and Pregnant’ alongside most of the ‘Teen Mom 2’ cast— gave birth to her third child early Friday morning. The baby– whom Megan named Felicity— is the third child for the former MTV star, who already has two boys.

“My little Felicity is finally here! 3 hours of labor, 4 minutes of pushing. When she was ready, she was ready!” Megan tweeted, along with a photo of her daughter.

Fans will remember Megan for her military family and her not-so-great, video-game-obsessed baby daddy Nathan. During her episode she gave birth to her son, Blake.

After marrying and divorcing Nathan, Megan began a relationship with a guy named Chase, who is the father of her second son, Silas, who was born in 2015. Chase is also the father of her newborn daughter Felicity.

Kail Lowry’s Podcast Nominated for Podcast Award

“Vote for us!”

Coffee Convos, the podcast ‘Teen Mom 2 star Kail Lowry co-hosts alongside Lindsie Chrisley, is in the running for a Podcast Awards. 

Kail shared the news on Twitter, encouraging her followers to show support by casting their vote. 

“Hi Podcast Listeners! We are nominated for a #podcastaward and would love your support! Coffee Convos is under the Society Category,” Kail tweeted, along with the voting link. 

Kail and Lindsie released the first episode of Coffee Convos in November of 2017. The podcast has often featured Kail’s ’Teen Mom 2’ co-stars as well as others from the Teen Mom franchise. 

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34 Responses

    1. Can’t stand amber
      Or salmon ferrari.

      Shannon is s whining bitch.

      And sassi has a bad attitude and anger issues.
      Chloe is a spoiled entitled brat
      And both amber and Chloe need to cu their sons hair.
      Amber needs to get her son out of nappy’s and get rid of his dummy too.

      Time this shit show was cancelled in the Uk.

      Also in the uk it’s mum not mom

      1. I applaud your honesty DeJesusgawdleah! I have to say, I don’t think they are a true representation of what we are really like over here! They mostly whine about EVERYTHING, and Chloe is definitely a spoilt brat. This last episode, she was looking at a 4 bedroom house for £250k! How she can afford that at 21, is beyond me! You’re right, it is Teen Mum UK, but whenever I’m chatting with my American friends and family, I say Mom xx

        1. My pleasure to comment on uk teen mom.
          It’s embarrassing, they are all fkd up whining bitches.

          Sassi also needs to stop talking with her mouth full of food, and tuna-Skoda ( aka Megan Ferrari salmon) looks like she needs a good wash and some elocution lessons.
          Amber needs to control her kid, cut his damn hair and stop him having a dummy/ passy, she also has a pup which is constantly in a cage( which pisses me off.
          Chloe also needs to get her kids hair cut.

    2. I started to, but the accents were so thick that I couldn’t understand what was being said so I stopped.

      1. Hannah, that’s made me laugh! ? They have chosen girls with strong accents. I’m from the same place as Sassi, but I promise I don’t sound like her! ?xx

        1. Not everyone who is from a certain place some alike. I’m just saying that I couldn’t understand THEM!! I wasn’t meaning it as a insult or a racist comment.

          1. Hannah, I wasn’t offended at all by your comment at all. I liked it a lot, as it made me laugh (in a good way) I think a lot of British actors who are in American shows are generally from “down south”, which is was us “Northerners” (from Manchester, Yorkshire, etc) refer to people (not in an offensive way, it’s friendly) who live in and around the London area. There are so many accents that even I struggle to follow say a very thick Liverpudlian accent. We have American Teaching Students at my school a lot. I was lucky enough to have two placed with me in my class. They seemed really quiet initially, but as they settled in, they admitted they had NO idea what I was saying for the first few weeks. It’s funny how, although we spoke the same language, little phrases were unusual. In the morning, I’d ask “Do you girls want a brew?” They always declined. It turned out, they thought I was offering them beer, but a brew “up north” is a cup of tea! I could go on, but I won’t bore you anymore ? Xxx

          2. Different parts of Wales the accents get stronger and I can’t understand most of the north wales accents…

            My other half is from Georgia USA, and sometimes I can’t understand what he says lol

        2. Omg sassi drives me nuts, shes so aggressive in her speaking at times, and I wish she wouldn’t talk while eating its gross.

          However she has the cutest kid on that show.

      2. I’m british – well welsh to be honest.

        And I find Their accents bad, worse is Megan tuna-Skoda ( aka salmon Ferrari) her cockney accent is dreadful.
        Seriously Hannah your not missing much believe me.

  1. I also don’t wash my face, but I also don’t wear makeup. I can assure you my face isn’t dirty.

  2. Oh you see molecules in front of your face? They’re called floaters and almost everyone can see them.

  3. WTF is Jenelle even talking about? “But no, instead go film that drama of a person that attacks others with weapons”….um what? your husband took a GUN and murdered your very small dog, because you 2 are too stupid to teach your children to NEVER get that close to an animals face. Blows my mind that this girl is always the first one to go after Amber…while Amber is dead wrong and what she’s done is absolutely deplorable, she’s never exhibited psychopathic serial killer tendencies like murdering innocent animals.

    1. Let’s not forget she pulled a gun on a guy in a road rage incident in front of her kid. She’s lucky that NC gives her so many passes or she’d Be in Ambers shoes right now.

  4. Jenelle your having esophagus problems from”smoking” so much. How are you going to drs when you lost your J.O.B.? MTV won’t film you because you were FIRED. UNSUBSCRIBE!!

    1. A few years ago, she was on,”The Doctors” about her alleged, “health issues.” One of the first things they talked about was the effects all of the long-term drug use. She didn’t seem to care.

  5. I agree that Amber should face the consequences of her actions, including being fired by MTV. But Jenelle? We don’t WANT to see you on television. Not are we interested in seeing your “victory” in court!!
    This dumb cow( no offense to cows) still doesn’t get it. She just isn’t really human, she’s an empty shell, something unfixable. Go away Jenelle. Take dogkiller with you and disappear.

    1. I agree that Jenelle is empty. She wanted MTV to film her court battle? Imagine how that would have hurt her kids? Jenelle never thinks of how things look and feel to her children. Imagine a room of adults all fighting over you and all you want is to feel safe and loved? I don’t know how or why those children were returned to Jenelle and David, but I hope that they are very careful and that they are not suffering for anything they told to the police or judge.

  6. I pretty sure old uncle Nibs could heal that throat issue on Janelle in one weekend girl. Also the double standard here is sad. Now, Sir Nibs loves dogs like everybody else, but Janelle got fired from an unconfirmed dog issue while Amber attacked two humans with a machete and remain employed. Not to mention multiple physical abuse issue to cast members of the show. If Adam was physically abusing two women on the show and was still on, how do you think the public would respond? LOCK HER UP LOCK HER UP!!!!!!! She needs to be cullied from society!

    1. Nibs, don’t degrade yourself by offering to “fix” Janelle’s talking hole, it’s not worthy of you, you deserve better.

    1. Yes, meth + a lifetime of screaming will likely lead to esophagus problems.

      Add an occasional choking session from Lurch and mystery solved.

  7. Maybe Janelle’s esophagus problems were caused by all of her screaming; screaming at Babs, at the kids, at drivers who cut her off and screaming for her safety when Lurch has a tantrum.

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