Time to bust out the more-classier court club heels!
Page Six announced on Wednesday that Jenelle Evans is celebrating her split from husband David Eason by hosting a divorce party at a New York City strip club next month.
No…seriously.
According to the event website, the former Teen Mom star will be going “full throttle” at her “I Do, I Did, I’m Done” divorce party as she celebrates “freedom, fresh starts and fierce independence.”
“This just isn’t a night out– it’s a statement,” the strip club’s website states. “Expect flashing lights, bold vibes, champagne toasts and a crowd ready to party with the newly single star.”
“Reality TV’s most unfiltered star is flipping the script on heartbreak. Teen Mom 2 alum Jenelle Evans is officially moving on from David Eason — and she’s not doing it quietly,” the strip club’s website states. “Instead of sulking over the split, Jenelle is going full throttle with a no-holds-barred divorce party in the heart of New York City.”
While the divorce party is set to be “a statement,” Jenelle (who is not even divorced from David, by the way) is calling it her “official reset button”– one which she claims she has earned.
“I’ve survived chaos, heartbreak, betrayal and years of public drama, but I’m still standing, stronger than ever,” Jenelle told Page Six’s Virtual Reali-Tea. “This divorce is my official reset button and I’m throwing a massive celebration to mark the start of me finally living life on my own terms.”
As for where Jenelle and her “fans” will be celebrating Jenelle’s single (for now) status, the splitsville shindig is being held at Spearmint Rhino Gentlemen’s Club in NYC– the same venue that hosted former ‘Teen Mom’ Farrah Abraham’s tragic stand-up comedy debut in March.
According to Jenelle, Spearmint Rhino is the perfect venue for her cringestastic “How Jenella Got Her Groove Back” party.
“Spearmint Rhino New York City celebrates strong, beautiful, independent women who take control of their story, just like I am,” Jenelle said of her upcoming strip club gig. “This isn’t just a party, it’s my power move!”
The “I Do, I Did, I’m Done” Divorce Party” (insert cringe here just over the name) is scheduled to take place on Thursday, June 12 at 10 p.m. Guests are encouraged to dress in more classier court heels a style that is as “bold” as their “breakup energy.”
The strip club hinted that there may be some “surprise guests” at the event.
Although Jenelle is celebrating being single, she has really only been sans-soulmate for a few months. Immediately after splitting with David in February 2024, Jenelle began dating her manager “August Keen.” Their relationship ended badly in January, with Jenelle claiming she was physically abused by “August,” and “August” claiming Jenelle was using drugs and neglecting her kids, among other things.
Click here for more information on Jenelle’s divorce party…or to verify with your own eyes that this is a real event and not a belated April Fools’ joke.
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(Photos: Instagram; MTV; TikTok)
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The only one that will have her without charging her the cover
I feel an 911 call coming out of this.
She lives in a city full of strip clubs yet she’s going across the country to have a party at a strip club? She really will do anything to get away from her kids as often as possible.
Can someone let discount Dollar Tree Barbie who FORCES herself to be a MOTHER, that “resetting” from dumbass to dumbass isn’t really a reset. I still think she’s supplementing her OF with escorting on the DL. I really believe that. Doing something like this at an establishment like this means she’ll be stripping next and trying to make it sound like “Burlesque”, or she’ll be hooking up escort dates on the side.
Let me guess, Jace going to babysit again for Jenelle. Nothing for the kids who endured horrific abuse at the hands of both David and Jenelle, it’s all about Jenelle again.
I’m not trying to be mean. I know that Jaces problems are absolutely not his fault. I wouldn’t leave him to babysit. He’s shown volatile and unpredictable behavior. I just don’t feel it’s a good idea.
this is bizarre. presumably she isn’t paying for this and she likely negotiated a cut of the door or bar receipts or some appearance fee, which good for her. but I can’t believe her fan base is patrons of a NYC strip club who want to see a former teen mom cast member celebrate her “divorce” especially if she isn’t stripping.
I think this club is subscribing to the “any press is good press” train of thought since they also hosted Farrah’s comedy routine.
Classy Bitch!!! LMAO
Instead of hosting a tramp party at a strip club to celebrate your divorce that you don’t even have yet, how about throwing a HUGE party for your two sons to apologize to them for what all of your bad decisions have done to their lives!! The abuse they both suffered is disgusting, but I think what we all saw happen to little Kaiser has to be the worst!! The vicious beatings he was given by David at maybe 15 months old!!! The horrible names he screamed at him! The punches in his face and mouth! The pinching his arms until they bled! Does any of that ring a bell miss mother of the year? Oh and lets not forget how at age 3, Kaiser was so afraid of David, that he would begin to shake whenever he walked into the room! Oh yes, and how he developed a stuttering problem because of his fear of David! It’s really sad and sick that you think you deserve some kind of party for “all that you’ve been through!” You went through nothing that you didn’t flat out deserve! Your kids are the ones who suffered! Not you! You’re NOTHING but a liar, a drug addict, a drunk, and a horrible excuse for human being.
When she moved to Tennessee for Herbie she told little Kaiser he didn’t have to be around David anymore. Then Herbie dumped her ass and she went back to David.
She didn’t move to Tennessee for Herbie. She moved to Tennessee for Travis Tidwell, a talented guitar player that she met in Nashville when her and David took the kids for a weekend road trip. Jenelle had posted a picture of her & David with Tidwell with a caption that said something to the effect of “can’t wait to come back without the kids” (she really meant without David). Within a month she had packed up the kids & moved to Nashville and then spent another month following Tidwell from gig to gig, posting videos of his performances and crowing about how talented he is. When Tidwell finally got through to Jenelle that he wasn’t interested in a relationship with her, she tried to get back with Nathan, who was staying in the Nashville area with his mother. That didn’t pan out so THEN she found Herbie.
This is why it irks me when people try to claim Jenelle was just David’s little victim. I know nobody here said that but so many people do. Jenelle has proven time and time again she was no victim, she was a willing participant. The children were the only victims.
She defended him at every turn and lied about him beating Kaiser over and over again. Remember when Kaiser was with Doris and he told Doris and Nathan that UBT hit him with a stick when they saw the bruises on his backside? They called CPS and the cops and tried to keep him. Jenelle lied to the cops and said Kaiser hurt himself going down the slide. She lied about him beating Kaiser and lied about him beating and strangling Jace. She’s never been a victim of him, she was a willing participant. As long as the kids left her alone so she could stay high as a kite in the shed, she didn’t give a shit what UBT did to them.
Great job, mom. In case you forgot, your oldest son is in full-blown crisis.
But go ahead, put yourself first.
Again.
I swear to god I worry way more about Jace than Jenelle EVER has.
WTF
For real. Seems like all of us rando commenters out there on the interwebs care more about her children than she does. And we’ve never met the kids! But we’ve witnessed and read about their awful childhoods that were completely the fault of their useless POS mother. She had enough money that she could have been single and given them stability. But instead she chose terrible men and dysfunction. There’s nobody to blame but Janelle. The horrors they experienced were completely avoidable.
What type of human would actually attend this event?! She doesn’t have family. She doesn’t have friends, outside of Tori. Anyone that follows her online is only doing it for the train wreck. This club event is going to draw out the dregs of society, like really really creepy middle aged men and seriously desperate wannabe influencers. How embarrassing.
Announcing her divorce celebration in a strip club is just about as classless as her only fans account.
She’s screwing up and embarrassing all her kids lives, she let that abuse from David happen to Jace, until he went to the hospital, telling them about the chokehold from David.
So her kid is crying out for help, she’s in bars, nightclubs drinking Now she’s gonna go to New York and celebrate another failure in her life and Jace will probably be stuck with babysitting. Please, for the love of God can cps finally do their job and protect these kids? She thinks it’s a flex to celebrate her life.
She is seriously mentally deficient.
Also wait.. she had some work done right? Cause she looks really different on the cover of that realitea thing.
@jordy ~ she may very well have had work done, but that ‘realitea’ pic is just a filter working (significant) overtime.
swamp queen 🧟♀️👑 is still as disgusting as ever, inside and out.
That’s the retouching that photographers have to do when the person they are photographing is butt-ugly and has so many flaws. Otherwise, no one would look at it. Without puking.
Will they photoshop the Flaps?
Asking for a friend.
Bahahahah 😂😂
@roast ~ the grodies who pay for swamp queen’s 🧟♀️👑 trashy 🗑️ OF probably enjoy the ‘flaps’ au naturel. 🤢🤮🤭
also, your user name checks out. ✅😜🤣
I’m super freaking curious to see how this whole divorce plays out. Ashley, I have no other way to know these things but you! I don’t do social media or YouTube. PLEASE keep on keeping us informed!!
I read “expect flashing” and my mind went to a different type than lights immediately. That’s how gross she is. I’m divorced. I didn’t celebrate. Especially since we share children. She’s such a self absorbed fool.
She’s got three kids to worry about. Real moms aren’t doing stuff like this.. just saying.
You know what would be a real power move, a real indication that you’ve grown into a capable adult ready to live life to the fullest and take it by the balls, for reals…maybe even…per law?
The answer?….
Actually growing up, learning from your mistakes, taking the lives of your children seriously and choosing to put them (not yourself) first in ALL things, taking control of your own chaos and turning into something that resembles stability, getting an actual job, taking responsibility for your choices, employing some personal accountability, getting the hell away from the limelight and, certainly not last nor least….CHOOSING TO DO AND BE BETTER!
FFS Jenelle!
As an aside….holy hell the amount of out of touch people that came out of the TM franchise, and how they’ve grown even more out of touch as they get older is frightening. Farrah, Jenelle, Amber, Cate and Tyler, Kail, the redonkulous amount of other baby daddies….dear lord. Honestly, I’d be ashamed to be associated with the franchise at all simply because of these people, lol. It’s not a job I’d want on my resume, ever.
This ⬆️⬆️⬆️ 💯
This is going to go just about as well as the launch of her eyebrow kits. I can’t wait to watch it unfold.🍿
She’ll probably find her new soulmate there.
normally i’d be all for a woman throwing herself this kind of divorce party but jenelle makes it so trashy especially when she’s prioritizing only herself and not even her kids
I saw on her IG that she’s under “new representation”. The agency is chock full of D list reality tv celebs so she’ll fit right in. I’m just wondering exactly *HOW* they’re going to promote her. Her reputation is toxic & no amount of fluff stories or brand deals will legitimize her & make people forget about her past.
Janelle being a D list celeb sounds awfully generous 🤣
Who will be watching the kids in Vegas while Janelle parties in NYC? Or is she dragging them along for some wholesome family fun?
She’s probably making Jace do it since he’s the “man of the house” and all
Please, for the love of Pete, make it stop!
Are there really any words to describe this? Absolutely nothing (except DeluJanelle stopping her juvenile antics to focus solely on her kids) would surprise me with this total train wreck. “Sorry kids…I know I subjected you to SO many things I should have put an end to immediately, but now that it’s over you’re all on your own while mommy celebrates with those who mean the most to me.”
It’s very much giving” i hope m t v comes back and films me, so I can make money without getting a real job”