A ‘Teen Mom’-Themed Cruise is Coming! Leah Messer, Jenelle Evans, Catelynn Lowell & More to Set Sail with Fans (Exclusive Details)

“We’re bringing ‘Teen Mom’ trashery to the open waters!”

The cast of Teen Mom is setting sail!

On Wednesday, it was announced that several girls (and guys) from the cast of Teen Mom will be taking part in a ‘Teen Mom’-themed cruise, set to sail off to the Caribbean for five days of tropical trashy fun in April 2026… and The Ashley has all the details!

The cruise— which takes place aboard Royal Caribbean’s Explorer of the Seas ship— will sail from Cape Canaveral, Florida, and take cruisers to Coco Cay and the Bahamas.

Signed on to frolic with sea-faring fans are Catelynn LowellTyler BaltierraLeah MesserJenelle EvansAshley Jones, Briana DeJesusJade Cline and Sean Austin but The Ashley can reveal that several other cast members are being approached to participate.

“They’ll probably ask me to be the Captain, since I did drive my boat, the S.S. Broken Bottomfeeder!”

“They’d like Gary [Shirley] there, but Amber [Portwood] will not be going. Other cast members have already been assured that Amber will not be on the cruise,” one of The Ashley’s sources tell her. “Maci [Bookout] is another one they are trying to get to sign on.” 

The company putting on the cruise, Post Game Cruise, recently hosted a Big Brother-themed cruise and has a Survivor-themed and The Challenge-themed cruises planned for late 2025 and 2026. 

According to the company’s website, cruisers who sign up will have “a chance to compete with and against the celebrity lineup for cash and prizes, exclusive meet & greets and more!

“You will have plenty of opportunities to interact with the stars on many levels, as space is limited to ensure as much time as possible with the people you came to see.”

“Let me know if you need me to perform rap songs in the cruise ship’s disco!”

The Ashley’s sources tell her that this is not affiliated with MTV in anyway; however, the execs did have to approve it so that the cast could go.

“Go get HIGH HIGH on the high seas with Jenelle, or slap some bacon with Leah. I don’t care. Just leave me out of it.”

“The cast members get a free cruise but aren’t going to be paid unless a certain number of rooms sell,” one source tells The Ashley. “If they sell enough rooms, they’ll get a small payment. They also can bring their families and kids, so that’s another bonus to signing on.” 

Speaking of money, if you’d like to set sail with your favorite ‘Teen Mom’ trainwrecks, it’s going to cost you a pretty penny. Rooms range from $2490 (for the basic interior room) to $3570 (for a deluxe room with an ocean-view balcony suitable for dancing to Kesha with Jenelle).

Cruisers are promised a variety of specific activities, including participating with the cast in reality TV trivia, escape room challenges and more. 

Briana and her nemesis Ashley have both signed on for the cruise. Perhaps Bri can host a chandelier-swinging course? Ashley can teach a “How to Spit So It Hits That Biotch In The Face” seminar? 

If you feel like you’re experiencing deja’vu reading this, it’s likely because there was a past attempt to produce a ‘Teen Mom’ fan cruise. Back in 2016, Maci, Amber and Kail Lowry had signed on to participate in a cruise similar to the one that’s being produced now. Rooms had already sold but, four months before the ship was set to sail, the cruise was cancelled. The Ashley’s sources at the time told her that Kail’s surprise pregnancy with her third son Lux was a main reason for the cancellation, as Kail was no longer able to go on the cruise.

The ‘Teen Mom’ Cruise will take place April 8-13, 2026. If you desire to party on the high seas with the cast, click here

(Photos: MTV; Post Game Cruise) 

51 Responses


  1. Too bad they can’t get Farrah on board to do a comedy show and Jenelle can “HOST” and sell her OF rear end photos. Talk about Titanic 2.0.


  2. It’s telling that while the (former?) cast is apparently willing to work with Jenelle, they had to be guaranteed that Amber would not be involved.


  3. I love that they made sure not to include kail this time. Can’t risk having any more oopsie babies on the poopdeck 😂


  4. The only one of these that sounds even slightly interesting is Jenelle. And it’s not a good kind of interesting.


  5. If this was like circa 2011 I would have LOVED to go on this with my fellow teenmomjunkies snarkers. But alas I’m a grown up now and don’t want to leave my job and family to party with trash. These girls should give it a try.


    1. OMG I am ex teenmomjunkies too! That was soooooooo long ago!
      Remember when we all chipped in and got Megan a Keurig for a wedding gift? 🤣
      They were good times…..


      1. Also part of this club 👋🏻 Haven’t heard TMJ mentioned in a loooong time. Nice to see some of us still around!


  6. I hope they all get super hyped up about it, get their planning done, all ready to sail the high seas…..and then it gets cancelled.

    Obviously MTV wouldn’t want to actually be associated with this directly, but indirectly, they still sort of will be whether they like it or not. I have no idea why anyone, let alone a cruise company, would want to associate with known child abusers/tormenters, though. It’s certainly not going to help the company’s reputation, whatsoever.

    I also doubt that they are going to sell enough rooms even if it does come to fruition-so bonus for the cruise company, they won’t have to pay them. That’s too high of a markup for too little reward. Even the most avid cruise going freaks would think this is ridiculous.


  7. I feel sorry for the elderly people that cruise on their retirement for fun that will have to witness this trashiness


    1. Exactly!!!! We all know that one of them will spread her legs open and have numerous sexual partners while she is this so called cruise!!! Once again it’s going to televised just like whenever she did on TMFR!!!! She’s never going to learn!! That’s why she recently had her tubes tied so she can continue to do the nasty with no repercussions from her what so ever but she’s going to be diagnosed with another STD and the person/people she opens her legs for instead of holding herself accountable for her own reckless behavior and actions!!! She should not have been allowed and asked back!!! She seriously needs to GTFU!!!


  8. Explorer of the Seas is only going to the Bahamas once in April, departing April 9. An interior room is going for $636/person, double occupancy. That’s a helluva markup to “hang out” with washed-up horrible people. It’ll be interesting to see if it runs.


    1. Just to put this in perspective, the price for an interior room on the same ship and itinerary is around $400-440 for 4 nights.

      So you get to spend an extra $200-250 to watch the TM cast throw up.


      1. It’s actually a bit more than that; for instance per the article it sounds like the interior rooms are $2469 (not sure is single or double occupancy), which is at least twice the price I found when I looked up the cruise on that date on the Royal Caribbean website. So it’s more like at least an extra $500/person to watch them do whatever the hell they will be doing. No thanks.


  9. Yikes. I’m in the UK and I can smell their desperation at trying to stay relevant all the way over here! Anything to not have to get a real job.


  10. I won’t pay the ridiculous prices for a Disney cruise so I sure as hell won’t be paying to have my cruise wrecked by a bunch of washed up reality “stars.” Jesus, they’ll end up getting in brawl and flipping the ship and turning it into a real life Poseidon Adventure.

    But this DEFINITELY proves the show is over and these chicks are scrambling for cash.


  11. Has any one ever watched the show and thought, “Boy, I’d like to shell out big bucks to be trapped at sea with these people”? I know I haven’t, although, admittedly, a cruise in general holds no appeal for me.


  12. If Jenelle is on the show , I will not watch, I refuse to support this child abuser in any way. I only hope that people reach out to the sponsor of the show, and have her canceled again!


    1. article just said mtv has no affiliation with it so it’s not gonna be filmed, they only get money out of it if they get enough rooms sold


  13. I honestly cannot believe Jenelle would even show her face on this cruise. It is only proof that she has no shame whatsoever.


    1. She really has no choice, she owes David $30k and there are zero job prospects for her. She signed with that new management company and all that came from it was the lame divorce party. She has nothing else going on.


  14. So MTV is copying New Kids on the Block with a bunch of Z list 30 year old “teen moms” and hoping for the same results?! Sorry but the cast of Teen Mom doesn’t have the “right stuff “


    1. Tbf, the boy bands at least do shows.
      Although I imagine a bunch of middle aged desperate wh*res could be doing shows, too..


  15. this is gonna be such a hot mess, poop cruise part two coming soon…
    also notice how it’s only the unemployed cast members who’ve signed on (except jade of course, she just loves cruises)


  16. Sounded cool until I saw Cate and Tyler would be there… they’d probably spend 5 days whining and bitching about putting their kid uo for adoption


    1. nobody wants to party with cate anyway let’s get real, the main attraction is if tyler brings back that red thong 😂

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