Kail Lowry has no plans to stop feuding with her baby daddies— even after she’s dead.
The former Teen Mom 2 star revealed on Tuesday’s episode of her Karma & Chaos podcast that the list of people she has officially banned from attending her funeral has grown. Back in 2024, Kail— who currently has seven kids by four baby daddies— stated on her podcast that only one of her baby daddies— Jo Rivera— was allowed to attend her funeral service, but now it seems that Jo has made it onto Kail’s “Do Not Attend” list, along with a plethora of other people she has feuded with in recent years!
Kail stated that she was updating her living will and decided to add in more names of people she wants banned from her funeral.
“I wrote the physical list of who is not welcome at my funeral,” Kail told her co-host Becky Hayter. “I’ve joked about that in the past but that’s real now.”
Kail then proceeded to rattle off her list, stating that Jo is no longer allowed at her funeral— nor is his wife Vee Torres. (As fans know, Kail and Vee had a dramatic falling out in late 2024, which prompted them to pull the plug on their Baby Mamas No Drama podcast after four years.)
Jo’s mom Janet Rivera has also been added to Kail’s list, though Kail didn’t elaborate on why.
Jo is not the only one of Kail’s baby daddies who will be turned away at the funeral.
“Javi [Marroquin] and [his wife] Lauren— but obviously Lauren wouldn’t go anyways— and Chris [Lopez],” Kail stated, to which Becky pointed out that Chris wouldn’t want to go.
Also included on Kail’s list of people she wants kicked out of her funeral is her former friend and nanny, Natalie, whom Kail began feuding with in early 2024, leading Natalie to take subtle jabs seemingly aimed at Kail on more than one occasion. Kail also included Natalie’s oldest son on the “No Admit” list.
“They are not welcome in any capacity,” Kail said. “Those are the people who are absolutely not allowed. Do not even attempt to step foot in my funeral.”
(As ‘Teen Mom’ fans are aware, Kail shares her eldest son Elliott with Jo, son Lincoln with Javi, and sons Lux and Creed with Chris.)
Becky pointed out that, should Kail unexpectedly kick the bucket soon, her seven kids will probably need the support of their fathers to process Kail’s death.
“I don’t care,” Kail said. “Nope. Nope. Nope… there are so many people in my life that could coordinate getting my kids where they need to be that there’s absolutely no reason that their fathers need to be there.”
Kail did make an allowance for her ex-fiancé Elijah Scott, with whom she shares her youngest three kids— Rio, Verse and Valley.
“Elijah can come,” she said, adding that those on her list are “not the people that I would want to support my kids in my death.”
“Yes, that’s their other parent and I understand that but the amount of animosity between all of us— they’re going to have to hear it and support our kids to some capacity but they’re not going to be [the kids’] main source of support during that time,” Kail insisted.
Although Kail’s list has grown longer since 2024, her sentiments have not changed. She told Vee during a 2024 episode of their podcast that she wants to make a show of the banned people being kicked out.
“I want [them] humiliated and escorted out of the place,” she said at the time, adding that she may have security hired in advance to boot any trespassers. “Like, you don’t even step foot. Like, you will be physically removed, not asked, to leave. You will be asked to stand in front of everyone and you will be removed. That is in my will.”
Kail then went on to explain that her Last Will in Pettiness also includes stipulations for social media tributes written to her by certain people.
“And don’t post s**t on social media because I’ll have it removed,” Kail said.
Kail’s cornucopia of banned baby daddies have yet to comment on her statements about them being banished.
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Wtf is going on with her. Spiralling so hard she making up fantasies about her death and funeral to pretend she has any power over these people. She doesnt have any.
I really hope she gets a new therapist, she needs it. These are incredibly unhealthy fantasies.
She is so strange.
I don’t think that Kail realizes that a living will isn’t actually enforceable in a court of law. Or at least it isn’t in my state so she may be doing all this for nothing.
This is all weird so weird to me. I don’t care who comes to my funeral. I’ll be dead so it’s not like I’ll actually be attending. Just my corpse will. I don’t even care if I have a funeral. I just want to be made into trees.
1.) Is she going thru a mental crisis??
And
2.) Is Bri invited?
Where does she get energy for all this bitterness? How exhausting.
Yeah I figured it would be Elijah, he keeps his head down. Not to be confused with Jo who also stays pretty quiet but is not afraid to privately throw down the gauntlet apparently.
And you don’t deserve that Queen, Janet at your funeral anyway Kail.
She needs hobbies besides counting her money and exes.
That list os going to grow into 1000s of people included. Kail only gets along with people as long as their head is shoved up her ass…but seriously, how will she know whether or not her wishes happened?
kail 🥬. is. insufferable.
as if any of these people (or anyone, really ~ other than her litter of chaos) are going to be clamoring to attend her funeral.
what a completely self-centered ahole. 🍑🕳️
What Kail needs to realize is that some of her own kids may not attend her funeral if she keeps exposing them to her poor parenting decisions and constantly traumatizing them with a rotating cast of useless, manipulative, dead beat tools.
It will be interesting to see how many of her kids will choose to talk to her when they are adults and have had time to reflect on how unstable she made their childhoods.
Her money might buy material comfort for the kids, but not stability. Or class for her.
Exactly. Kails absolutely someone who thinks money buys you class. Like, some of the names she chose for her kids. They’re kids, not pets.
The countess should have a word.
Spot on.
The way she’s going, she could be 0 for 7 kids voluntarily attending her funeral. Look at Kail’s relationship with her own mother.
Knowing Kail, she’ll put in her will “to claim your inheritance you MUST attend my funeral. And bow and scrape at my coffin”.