Kail Lowry has no plans to stop feuding with her baby daddies— even after she’s dead.
The former Teen Mom 2 star revealed on Tuesday’s episode of her Karma & Chaos podcast that the list of people she has officially banned from attending her funeral has grown. Back in 2024, Kail— who currently has seven kids by four baby daddies— stated on her podcast that only one of her baby daddies— Jo Rivera— was allowed to attend her funeral service, but now it seems that Jo has made it onto Kail’s “Do Not Attend” list, along with a plethora of other people she has feuded with in recent years!
Kail stated that she was updating her living will and decided to add in more names of people she wants banned from her funeral.
“I wrote the physical list of who is not welcome at my funeral,” Kail told her co-host Becky Hayter. “I’ve joked about that in the past but that’s real now.”
Kail then proceeded to rattle off her list, stating that Jo is no longer allowed at her funeral— nor is his wife Vee Torres. (As fans know, Kail and Vee had a dramatic falling out in late 2024, which prompted them to pull the plug on their Baby Mamas No Drama podcast after four years.)
Jo’s mom Janet Rivera has also been added to Kail’s list, though Kail didn’t elaborate on why.
Jo is not the only one of Kail’s baby daddies who will be turned away at the funeral.
“Javi [Marroquin] and [his wife] Lauren— but obviously Lauren wouldn’t go anyways— and Chris [Lopez],” Kail stated, to which Becky pointed out that Chris wouldn’t want to go.
Also included on Kail’s list of people she wants kicked out of her funeral is her former friend and nanny, Natalie, whom Kail began feuding with in early 2024, leading Natalie to take subtle jabs seemingly aimed at Kail on more than one occasion. Kail also included Natalie’s oldest son on the “No Admit” list.
“They are not welcome in any capacity,” Kail said. “Those are the people who are absolutely not allowed. Do not even attempt to step foot in my funeral.”
(As ‘Teen Mom’ fans are aware, Kail shares her eldest son Elliott with Jo, son Lincoln with Javi, and sons Lux and Creed with Chris.)
Becky pointed out that, should Kail unexpectedly kick the bucket soon, her seven kids will probably need the support of their fathers to process Kail’s death.
“I don’t care,” Kail said. “Nope. Nope. Nope… there are so many people in my life that could coordinate getting my kids where they need to be that there’s absolutely no reason that their fathers need to be there.”
Kail did make an allowance for her ex-fiancé Elijah Scott, with whom she shares her youngest three kids— Rio, Verse and Valley.
“Elijah can come,” she said, adding that those on her list are “not the people that I would want to support my kids in my death.”
“Yes, that’s their other parent and I understand that but the amount of animosity between all of us— they’re going to have to hear it and support our kids to some capacity but they’re not going to be [the kids’] main source of support during that time,” Kail insisted.
Although Kail’s list has grown longer since 2024, her sentiments have not changed. She told Vee during a 2024 episode of their podcast that she wants to make a show of the banned people being kicked out.
“I want [them] humiliated and escorted out of the place,” she said at the time, adding that she may have security hired in advance to boot any trespassers. “Like, you don’t even step foot. Like, you will be physically removed, not asked, to leave. You will be asked to stand in front of everyone and you will be removed. That is in my will.”
Kail then went on to explain that her Last Will in Pettiness also includes stipulations for social media tributes written to her by certain people.
“And don’t post s**t on social media because I’ll have it removed,” Kail said.
Kail’s cornucopia of banned baby daddies have yet to comment on her statements about them being banished.
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The way I RAN to the comments. This female will be lucky if her kids even show up.
As an orphan (I was an adult 28 and 31), you better believe those kids will need their dads (and/or stepparents) there… if unfortunately this were to happen when they are still young (or not) it’s an added stress for them to be like, no, you will be removed from supporting me. As my sister told me repeatedly, funerals are for the living.
Who’s throwing a funeral for KAIL?? Has she pre-paid some of her PAID assistants?? I’m betting a majority of the kids will be No Contact with her by then, or at the very least OVER her nonsense!! Kail needs to start taking her kids’ little lives into consideration!!
She thinks a LOT of herself to think anyone cares THAT much about not attending her funeral that she’s need it in writing. Girl, PLEASE! Hoping one day you can grow up and mature beyond needing to exact revenge. Who needs the drama???
At this point if anyone ever wants to show up she’ll be fortunate. But also how sad how many people she has brought into children’s lives (let’s hope they haven’t harmed any of these children) but also these kids get attached to people like Natalie then she rips them away… those kids aren’t ever going to trust getting close to anyone
How sad it is that she actually believes anyone is lining up to be there. The delusion is almost numbing. If she put even a fraction of that hate and energy into raising her kids to function in the real world, they would all be living different and greatly improved lives.
I feel so sorry for her kids. At this point she’s no better than Jenelle or Amber
O.K. Fail (typo and it stays)…..now make a list of who would actually go to your funeral. Table for party of zero please.
What in the… What an absolutely weird thing to even think about, let alone WRITE out. Who TF does that?! Plus, the whole “I want [them] humiliated and escorted out of the place”… like, what? How bitter can you be, girl? Move on! Imagine living your life like this… what a miserable cow. Not to mention, I doubt any of those people would WANT to attend your funeral. It is so beyond weird and deranged that anyone would write out a list of people not allowed at their funeral… Why don’t you focus on your deeply rooted issues instead of coming up with a list of people that aren’t allowed at your funeral. Weird bitch.
Did Charlie Harper come up with your name? SirPoopsalot?
I almost feel bad for her because of how deeply damaged she is. But then I remember she’s putting people’s lives at risk by not vaccinating her kids
Every single one of her baby daddies would probably leap for joy if she kicked it. She is a demented pig. What an absolute piece of shit.
Does she think these people would be clamoring to go? 😂 and not letting your kids other parent go to support your own children is peak narcissism- you chose their dads, deal with it. Fantasizing about having people kicked out of your funeral is really weird, especially when there would be 7 kids without a mom. Kail is Suzi without the booze 🤷🏻♀️
ONE HUNDRED PERCENT THIS COMMENT.
This is embarrassing. Actually, is she capable of being embarrassed?
Everyone she listed lives in her head rent free. She’s so obsessed with everyone who’s “wronged her” that she has convinced herself they are obsessed with her too. Spoiler alert: they aren’t.
The funeral home will be empty. The nearest bar/restaurant down the street will be packed with people celebrating.
She is so delusional. What a lunatic to think this way. She thinks this is some sort of jab and people will be hurt by this. Chances are there won’t be many people at your service because of who she is/was. The only one’s she’s hurting are her plethora of kids. No shocker there! It’s all about petty Kail.
That’s ok. They can all go and piss on her grave the day after the funeral
Are Vee and Alesandra still friends? I have always found it strange how completely destroyed Vee and Kail’s relationship was, yet Vee and Alesandra promised they would still be best friends after Vee left the Vibin podcast. I’ve since never once heard either of the utter each others names. Alesandra did Vee the dirty for sure by siding with Kail.
WTF is wrong with her?
Seriously.
Why would she even think they would care to attend? And if she lives long enough to have adult children it’s likely they’ll be too invested in their therapy from her to attend either.
She has too much time on her hands to be thinking about this shit and THEN paying a lawyer to write it up.
Get over yourself Karl. You’re not that important to these people.
What a crazy, delusional woman!!! None of the people listed would show up anyway, except maybe to make sure she was really dead. By the time this moron actually kicks the bucket, only her kids will be at the funeral, because her delusions of grandeur will have alienated everyone else. She needs a good psychiatrist.
What makes her think they would even want to come anyway. They will probably throw a party that they don’t have to put up with her nonsense anymore. They all live rent free in her head lol
Wtf is going on with her. Spiralling so hard she making up fantasies about her death and funeral to pretend she has any power over these people. She doesnt have any.
I really hope she gets a new therapist, she needs it. These are incredibly unhealthy fantasies.
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She is so strange.
I don’t think that Kail realizes that a living will isn’t actually enforceable in a court of law. Or at least it isn’t in my state so she may be doing all this for nothing.
This is all weird so weird to me. I don’t care who comes to my funeral. I’ll be dead so it’s not like I’ll actually be attending. Just my corpse will. I don’t even care if I have a funeral. I just want to be made into trees.
1.) Is she going thru a mental crisis??
And
2.) Is Bri invited?
Where does she get energy for all this bitterness? How exhausting.
Yeah I figured it would be Elijah, he keeps his head down. Not to be confused with Jo who also stays pretty quiet but is not afraid to privately throw down the gauntlet apparently.
And you don’t deserve that Queen, Janet at your funeral anyway Kail.
She needs hobbies besides counting her money and exes.
That list os going to grow into 1000s of people included. Kail only gets along with people as long as their head is shoved up her ass…but seriously, how will she know whether or not her wishes happened?
kail 🥬. is. insufferable.
as if any of these people (or anyone, really ~ other than her litter of chaos) are going to be clamoring to attend her funeral.
what a completely self-centered ahole. 🍑🕳️
What Kail needs to realize is that some of her own kids may not attend her funeral if she keeps exposing them to her poor parenting decisions and constantly traumatizing them with a rotating cast of useless, manipulative, dead beat tools.
It will be interesting to see how many of her kids will choose to talk to her when they are adults and have had time to reflect on how unstable she made their childhoods.
Her money might buy material comfort for the kids, but not stability. Or class for her.
Exactly. Kails absolutely someone who thinks money buys you class. Like, some of the names she chose for her kids. They’re kids, not pets.
The countess should have a word.
Elegance is learned, my friend!
Spot on.
The way she’s going, she could be 0 for 7 kids voluntarily attending her funeral. Look at Kail’s relationship with her own mother.
Knowing Kail, she’ll put in her will “to claim your inheritance you MUST attend my funeral. And bow and scrape at my coffin”.