‘Love Is Blind’ Season 4 couple Zack Goytowski and Bliss Poureetezadi-Goytowski have welcomed their second child, though the name that the pair bestowed onto their new arrival has left fans extremely confused– and rightfully so.
The happy couple shared the news of their son’s birth with People this week, while revealing his very unique moniker: Polaris J ³ ohn Pax Goytowski.
(Best of luck with that one, kid!)
“We are overjoyed to share that our sweet baby boy has arrived,” the pair told the outlet. “Our world has yet again, shifted, changed, expanded and become even more magical. Our hearts have doubled in size!”
Bliss also shared a photo of her (now) family of four to her Instagram Story on Thursday, writing, “Polaris J ³ ohn Pax Goytowski – we love you forever!”
For those wondering about the pronunciation inspiration behind the couple’s new addition, they claim their son’s middle name was selected as a way to pay homage to three very important people in their lives.
“His middle name is a three-dimensional name represented in two-dimensional space in honor of Zack’s Grandpa [John], Bliss’s twin brother [John] and Zack’s Grandma Jean,” they explained.
As you may already know, Zack and Bliss aren’t strangers to the unique baby name game, as the two are also parents to daughter Galileo, whom they welcomed in April 2024. Unlike her little bro, however, Galileo received a set of middle names that are much more traditional (and free of numbers): Terri Rayne. According to Zack and Bliss, Galileo is adjusting well to her new role as big sister.
“Galileo is the best big sister and loves [Polaris] so much,” they said. “Seeing them together is the sweetest thing.”
While Zack and Bliss’s new baby is rocking a name with a special meaning, that hasn’t kept fans from taking to social media to ask how “J ³ ohn” is supposed to be pronounced, with some of the guesses including “Jah-cubed-ohn,” “J squared,” “3 John” and “J cubed.”
There were also a substantial number of comments from fans who truly believed that Zack and Bliss (and People) had made a typo when revealing baby Polaris’s full name.
Others used the comment section of People‘s post to Instagram to slam the couple for giving their son such an odd name.
“Condemning your baby to a lifetime of corrections and typos on legal documents,” one person wrote.
“It’s like abuse to be honest,” another person commented. “Cute and funny for the parents now, suffering for the child later…”
“Are we getting our names from the Elon musk baby name book or what?” someone else wrote.
At this time, Zack and Bliss have not confirmed the actual pronunciation of their son’s name.
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Just name have kid Polaris John ffs, what a pair of idiots