‘Teen Mom’ Farrah Abraham Posts Idiotic Memorial Day-Themed Video

"Oh no! I forgot to remember the memories!"
“Oh no! I forgot to remember the memories!”

Oh, Farrah, you are just the stupid machine that keeps on giving.

It’s no secret that Teen Mom-turned-sexy-movie-star Farrah Abraham is not exactly the sharpest tool in the shed. (She is definitely a tool, though.) Farrah is known for saying dumb things, whether it be via tweet, in-person interview or Keek video.

Today, the fame-obsessed reality star delivered yet another ridiculous Keek video that honored the upcoming holiday of Memorial Day. It is, without a doubt, the stupidest video Farrah has ever posted. (She actually managed to top her ridiculous anti-government rant video from last June!)

Poor Farrah appears to have no idea why we in the United States recognize Memorial Day as a national holiday, so she decided to come up with her own explanation and “Keek” about it. (Just in case you don’t know, Memorial Day is a day to honor the men and women who have died while serving in the U.S. military.)

“There’s a lot to, you know, be thankful for in May,” she tells the camera, before rambling on about how her family is getting older (Um?) and throwing in a line about her ex, Derek Underwood, whose birthday was in May. (He died in December 2008.)

She then busts out a quote so dumb, it could only come from Farrah.

“Don’t forget, you know, all the other memories to remember in Memorial Day month.”

Everyone be sure to take your ginkgo so that you can remember to remember all of the memories!

The Ashley recommends you watch this video over and over again:

May 20, 2014 | It’s About #MemorialDay week #May @keek by f1abraham on Keek.com

11 Comments

  1. I’ve always thought Farrah’s cry face was one of the worst things I had seen in my life and now thanks to all the work she’s had done she looks as bad as her crying face all the time. I just don’t know what to say about her. Good luck I suppose.


  2. Does she think that Memorial Day is for remembering your own memories? Hey bitch, it’s for honoring veterans and fallen soldiers. She is the most annoying, self involved person in the entire world.


  3. This girl clearly has problems. I think she is on hard drugs of some sorts. Regardless, the less attention she is given from anyone, the better it will be for her.

    Also, Derek died in December 2008.


  4. Her facial expressions while she talks seem so incredibly faked and forced and over exaggerated. And she makes no sense!!


  5. She is the dumbest girl I have ever heard, blathering such nonsense. No wonder she has to make money with some back door action – what other talent could she possibly have? Are their schools where she is from?? And the face. No, Farrah. NO. She looks like a wax museum of horrors exhibit.

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