Our favorite reality TV shows love to spend time on Twitter, pouring out their innermost thoughts, throwing shade at their co-stars and, of course, making us laugh (whether they’re being intentionally funny or not…)
Sometimes, reading reality TV star tweets is more entertaining than watching reality TV shows, so The Ashley has concocted a list of the funniest reality TV star tweets from the last seven days!
‘Teen Mom 2’ star Javi Marroquin wrote what we’re all thinking when we open Facebook Memories:
Lmao I swear Facebook memories reminds me every day how much of a loser I was in high school when I thought I was cool ???
— Javi Marroquin (@Javimarroquin9) November 9, 2018
Kourtney Kardashian poked fun at people who say that she and her sisters always photoshop their social media photos:
— Kourtney Kardashian (@kourtneykardash) November 7, 2018
Conan O’Brien made us never want to go into an Arby’s restaurant ever again:
Just walked into an Arby’s and asked, “What’s fresh today?” The cashier pointed to her cold sore.
— Conan O'Brien (@ConanOBrien) November 6, 2018
‘Saved by the Bell’ actor & reality star Mario Lopez proved that there are too many “Slater Haters” in this world:
Saw this at lunch. Ain’t nobody tryin to share their mint mojito with me! #MintMojitos #SuperMario #NotSharing #SoRandom #TipJars pic.twitter.com/hNvzxLHBm9
— Mario Lopez (@MarioLopezExtra) November 10, 2018
Former ‘Bachelor’ Sean Lowe kept the “dad jokes” coming:
If you want the experience of having kids without actually having kids, wipe snot on all your shirts, scatter crap all over your house and stop sleeping.
— Sean Lowe (@SeanLowe09) November 9, 2018
‘Jersey Shore’ star Mike Sorrentino told fans what they already know: the impromptu roasts are the best part of the show:
A roast is never on our dinner menu but always ends up on the table ??♂️ #JSFamilyVacation
— Mike The Situation ☝? (@ItsTheSituation) November 9, 2018
‘The Challenge’ star Shayne Landrum made us chuckle:
I wish my lifestyle would hurry up and kill me. I’m old and tired
— Shady Shane (@shannanity) November 10, 2018
‘The People’s Couch’ star Blake McIver poked fun at his ‘Full House’ past on Election Day:
Walking to the polls like… pic.twitter.com/rTdB16mSrs
— Blake McIver (@BlakeMcIver) November 6, 2018
(For the record, this was one of The Ashley’s favorite episodes of ‘Full House.’ For once, bratty Michelle didn’t get what she wanted and her no-talent butt had to have a non-speaking part and Derick finally got to shine!)
(Pbotos: MTV; Twitter)
lol?❤️ Let’s mention the fact Farrah Abraham has morphed into a wanna be Kim Kardashian…..ridiculous….she wants to be her so BAD and will NEVER succeed!!! At least Kim follows thru…. ✌️?
Blake played in the little rascals too didn’t he? And @TheAshley do you watch Fuller House ? lol
Lol at Derrick from Full House.
And um Javi, you still think you’re cool even though you’re the thirstiest.
Wait, Javi isn’t a tool anymore?
I loooooved the People’s Couch! Why did they stop airing it?
I would assume Hoopz won! Who did she even fight?
Yea! Hoopz won!…but I think she had a little more of an advantage since she had more time to train…She fought that mean looking one from Mob Wives…she was only on the show for like a season, I think her name was Natalie…but she was the Natalie that actually fought…not the one that was all talk from Philly.
Ah…thanks Lex!
So who won the fight? Hoopz?