Jenelle Evans “hosted” a “party” last night at a New York City strip club to celebrate her “divorce” from David Eason— and The Ashley has all the details about what it really was like inside the “party!” (The Ashley is using all of these quotation marks because the event could hardly be classified as a party, Jenelle did little-to-no hosting and she’s not even divorced— or close to being divorced— from David.)
According to The Ashley’s reporter— who was there from the beginning of Jenelle’s “I Do. I Did. I’m DONE” divorce party until then end— the “party” was even cringier than its name suggests.
“The one thing that was incredibly obvious throughout the entire party was that Jenelle seemed so, so uncomfortable the whole time. She obviously felt very awkward, and like she almost didn’t even want to be there,” The Ashley’s reporter stated.
The party— which took place at the Spearmint Rhino strip club— was portrayed by TMZ as a wild, huge bash.
“The ‘Teen Mom’ alum, rocking a sexy red dress, was surrounded by her closest crew — bills flying, cake on deck, strippers in the mix, and booze flowing like there’s no tomorrow,” the website proclaimed.
However, according to The Ashley’s reporter— who, again, was there the whole time— the “party” was anything but wild or huge.
“In reality, it took place in a small corner of the strip club. Most of the people there were the strippers who work there or the male clients. A small amount of fans showed up, but Jenelle didn’t have ‘her closest crew.’ The only people with her were her makeup lady, her PR agent person and Gabbie Egan.”
The Ashley can also reveal that no ‘Teen Mom’ stars showed up— despite Jenelle claiming that Farrah Abraham was planning to attend. (Jenelle’s BFF from North Carolina Tori Rhyne was also a no-show.)
“The only person related to the ‘Teen Mom’ world who came was Larry [Musnik], the producer guy. He was legit there for 20 minutes and then bolted. He spoke to Jenelle briefly, took a picture I think and was outta there.”
As fans can see from The Ashley’s video shot from inside the party, the crowd was light to say the least, and there was no “booze flowing like there’s no tomorrow” or “bills flying.”
“Actually, I interviewed one of the strippers who told me she didn’t want to dance on the stage [that was in the middle of the room] the party was in,” The Ashley’s reporter stated. “She said she knew she wouldn’t get any tips because it was so dead in there! As people were leaving, the strippers were like hanging on the guys and asking them to stay longer. I don’t think they were making much money.”
In the beginning of the party, a pinata of David’s head was wheeled out.
“The pinata wasn’t filled with anything, though, just fake dollar bills, which was a really weird choice,” The Ashley’s reporter said. “Jenelle’s PR lady or whatever she was kept telling Jenelle how to pose for a good shot. It was just for a photo opp. Once they got the pic, the David head disappeared. It was extremely weird,” the reporter said.
“It was also strange that the club seemed to put little to no effort into decorating for this party, considering Jenelle did so much press leading up to it,” the reporter said. “Inside the club there was nothing that mentioned Jenelle or the divorce or anything, except for a TV screen with a Microsoft Paint logo that literally just said, ‘Jenelle Evans Divorce Party.’ There was one small paper banner made for her table.”
“Someone brought a small sheet cake that had a figurine of a bride dragging a groom to the dumpster,” the reporter added.
“That was literally it. There was no food or drinks or anything set up for the party. You just went to the bar as usual.”
The reporter said that Jenelle did chat with those who showed up, telling them about how bad her marriage to David was, and how much she likes living in Vegas.
“She was relatively pleasant to anyone who approached her but you could tell she was way out of her element being there,” the reporter stated. “But for most of the party she was sitting in the corner talking to Gabbie or her makeup girl,” the reporter said.
“No one was dancing or partying or anything. The strippers were basically just making the rounds trying to get people to get private dances as usual,” the reporter added. “I think everyone was expecting that more people would have shown up and this would have been a lot bigger than it was.”
Watch The Ashley’s exclusive footage from inside the “party” below!
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I’m rewatching this utter trainwreck. It’s so tragic just seeing whatever hope for maturity and stability disappear.
Is chinelle up the duff? 🤰🏻
I’d rather drink boxed wine with Babs. I’m sure after a few Zendfendels, she’s a hoot.
Alright, which one of you said beetlejuice three times?
Also
LMMFAO
Thanks for coming to my ted talk
she looks pregnant in that last photo?????????
Totally & she’s holding her stomach?
I came to the comments to see how many others thought that..she does. In every photo. And is sort of holding her belly. I know it is in bad taste to speculate about that, but, here we are. 🤣😑
I think she’s just fat and carrying the weight in her stomach. Her face doesn’t seem to be obviously wider and fuller.
So many pregnant women show it in their face, first. If she’s THAT many months pregnant as the belly-weight-gain makes us think she is, she would be showing it in her face and ankles.
Though “never say never” with Jenelle.
But, she doesn’t have a current “soul mate,” and hasn’t for months…and if she’s pregnant, I feel like she’d milking it and using it as an excuse for why she sent Jace away….(I can’t trust him to not harm the unborn baby if he decides to go after me in one of his rages…).
But it would also be a good excuse for why Jace came home… “I had Jace come home because I want him to know—and help with—his newest sibling! I think a baby will fix everything!!!”
For the goodness of humanity she got her tubes tied awhile ago. I only remember because Lurch got her a surfboard of all things to celebrate.
https://www.theashleysrealityroundup.com/2019/04/14/no-more-babies-teen-mom-2-star-jenelle-evans-confirms-she-got-her-tubes-tied/
Unlikely she would go to the lengths Mack just went through to have more. Especially if there isn’t a man in the picture to trap.
I was wondering if I was the only one thinking that.Her ass looks f’n bizarre.
Someone needs to tell that makeup “artist” to try a new line of work, because Jenelle looked horrible.
She left her 3 kids with Nathan’s ex for a lame ass photo op. What a damn loser.
I think she looks like Priscilla Presley vintage 1960’ish.
Hilarious writing as usual, the Ashley 😂 “Sporty prison slides”, “Tori and her trust drumsticks”, and of course, the censored pic of Barb’s face that I am definitely stealing lol.
Larry?! WTF. And those slides, what and why. Makeup girl? Then why did she look so awful? 🤦🏽♀️I hate to be catty, but Janelle is just too much.
Jenelle’s making the fatal mistake in not realizing subscribers and views are meaningless. You’re not famous, jenelle, you’re infamous.
Sorry, ich hoffe wirklich, dass Jenelle nicht zu viel für die Visagistin bezahlt. Denn ihr Makeup sowie das rote Kleid sahen irgendwie komisch aus.
Und das nix auf der Party los war ist doch logisch, wer sollte denn den ganzen Abend bezahlen, wenn sie schon nix für ihren Sohn übrig hat.
Sorry, mein Schulenglisch ist sehr eingefroren.
Up voting because I understood that and you are clearly trashing Jenelle. 👍
I’m convinced her subscribers on ticktok and YT are there just to watch the trainwreck.
I’d feel bad for most people, but this is Janelle. Also, most people would have the good sense to not throw such a sad “party”. Especially while ditching the kids on the other side of the country. I hope she had a terrible time and wasted a lot of money. Not that she would be embarrassed since she has mo shame.
Omg! I was scrolling thru ole Facebook and there was a post about how Nathan’s ex- Mae or something? Was watching her kids. So I look thru the comments excited to read the snark. It was friggin people supporting her! How she has a good relationship with her for kaisers sake, and how bad babs was………I’m like yup our country is doomed. So thank Jesus god Leah for this site where people have brains
The clown music you put on the video kills me 😂
Where’s Dr Drew? I guess he isn’t as proud of her as he is of Farrah. Maybe they’ll take it on tour? The Slides and Dives tour 2025. Free booty pic and fake cake with every ticket.
I knew those shoes weren’t going to last. You could tell her toes were struggling! 💃
I bet Gabie was disappointed! But hey at least it wasn’t a bowling alley this time and Jenelle was actually let in.
She’s likely to milk the “David sucks” bit for ever cause it’s all she’s really got. Without that, she’s the one everyone hates. I hope this will make her see that there’s nothing left for her out here and starts to look at those kids as her place of belonging.
And as crazy as it is- despite his crazy past- he’s the one looking stable now! He’s still a big ole POS – don’t get me wrong! But she has all the issues with poor Jace and issues with that August dude. It’s just ironic…..don’t ya think?💭
I cant believe Jenelle thought it funny or in good sense ,to have a piñata of her daughter’s father head. Unbelievable .
I wonder what she’ll post about her huge party…? She’s aging forward in years but really falling backwards in mentality. I honestly don’t think she has the mentality to understand that the reason only 3 people showed up is because no one cares. Her “fans” probably hang around for 💩s and giggles. If I had made such a big deal about this AWESOME party and this was the turnout, I’d look less than pleased to be there too! Yikes!! This isn’t going away for quite awhile and it couldn’t have happened to a more deserving creature.
I could tell from the photos I saw that she seemed so awkward and I was also shocked not to see Tori or Farrah there. What’s Jenelle up to? It’s all so odd. I actually feel really bad for her. How embarrassing that it was so small and so lame after she made such a public fuss over it. She should’ve just had fun with her kids. That’s where a newly divorced mom should be. Maybe this will help her realize that.
this isn’t even being a hater but the makeup artists she’s been hiring lately clearly do not like her 😂😂 like she’s had actual good makeup looks in the past but this whole outfit + makeup she had on was NOT it
Wannabe Elvira hair and eyes and a dress that makes her look 7 months pregnant.
I came to comment this. No hate or body shaming but she looks ‘with child’……
Yeah that dress is not flattering at all. I am around the same height and probably weight as Jenelle, and you have to be careful with certain long dresses when you are this short – many can look like they are “swallowing” you. Hers is an odd combo of the material being too clingy in the midsection and engulfing the rest of her body on the bottom. Though, her clothing is the least of her problems…
I thought the same. I have a mom tummy too and never would typically comment about her body, but I’m genuinely wondering if she’s pregnant.
Same
So freaking embarrassing and cringy. So glad she has her priorities straight, like being home with her children, one who’s in an emotional crisis. But she leaves him probably to babysit so she can go party in New York or nobody shows up or gives a shit about her. So pathetic. Not even freaking divorced, but you throw a big ass party that nobody wants to be to except freaking Larry the attention whore
When will this bitch ever learn nobody cares? We’re all home laughing at you.
Nathan’s wife is babysitting Kaiser & Ensley unless its a prank.
Well Jenelle, ya probably spent more on the party than you’ll make on OF in 2025! How embarrassing.
I’m confused – is Janelle pregnant??
She looks SUPER pregnant in that profile picture geez Louise
no she’s just still fat
I think she looks so different and keep trying to figure out why.
From front view I was like damn girl I know you are short but you should have sized up that dress, don’t be a size queen!
From the side I recognize that as a food belly/I had a bunch of babies at one point (I have one too no shade). She still thinks she is a youngin who can go out without the proper foundation garments. And she can but that dress would a lot smoother looking if she did.
It must be a SHEIN dress or something – looks like terrible quality material, and too long for her height.
She got spayed. Remember the surf board present?
surfboard present was for the emergency sinus surgery she got
She looks like a Temu Snookie. Jesusgawd.
Someone on Reddit referred to her as “Circle K Miley Cyrus” and it couldn’t be more accurate!
Miley Cyrus (and her entire family) are nearly as trashy as Jenelle, sorry not sorry. But, at least Miley hasn’t dragged children into it and forever traumatized them.
omgoodness ~ i did NOT realize she was wearing the white slides!! 🤮
and pippi swampstocking braids will ALWAYS make me snort-laugh. 🤣🤭
I need to know who her makeup.Artist was because the yikes, she looks horrific
I’m seriously wondering if her MUA actually has a cosmetology license.the job looks so sloppy .