The Top 5 Wildest Moments from ‘The Hills: New Beginnings’ Episode 10

Us, drinking up this show’s completely manufactured drama each week…

On this week’s episode of The Hills: New Beginnings, Brody and Kaitlynn’s rock-solid marriage comes into question, Spencer is dubbed an “old perv” and we get to see what Justin Bobby will look like in about 25 years. 

Put on your favorite Prey Swimsuit and, if you’re Brody or Kaitlynn, grab a friend (or two) as we run down the Top 5 Wildest Moments from ‘The Hills: New Beginnings’ Episode 10.  

1. Brody and Kaitlynn’s open relationship: part one. 

“Uh oh, I think they’re on to us!”

Because producers just realized that we’re 10 episodes into this season and have only seen Whitney on camera three times, they decide to make have her invite Ashley and Kaitlynn over for wine night. During this forced bonding experience, the girls talk about babies, marriage… and the alleged polyamorous relationship happening in the Jenner house, naturally. 

“Come to find out, I’m hearing that people were talking about me and Brody and our personal life, saying that we have an open relationship,” Kaitlynn tells Whitney and Ashley. 

If you can’t say something nice, don’t say anything at all… or chug your wine to prevent the judgmental opinions from flying out of your mouth.

We then see a clip of Kaitlynn and Brody talking to one of their friends who called to ask about a rumor that Brody and Kaitlynn are in a polyamorous relationship—– a rumor that Brody did nothing to dispel by replying, “that’s none of her business, ya know, we just… we like what we like.” 

Kaitlynn goes on to vaguely explain in her interview where she believes this so-called rumor began. 

“When Brody and I first were together we were young, we were crazy, we were basically just trying to have the time of our lives, so we did a lot of things in our relationship that, ya know, I certainly wouldn’t say I regret, but the level of gossip that I feel happens in the group, it just makes me angry,” she says. 

“I take my marriage very seriously! So seriously, in fact, that Brody and I came really close to almost making it legal at one point.”

We then cut to Ashley saying in her interview that Brody actually came clean about he and Kaitlynn’s open relationship on a podcast recently.

“Does she really think people aren’t going to gossip about that?” Ashley says. “Of course people are talking about it!”

“Oh, and by people, I mean me.”

Whitney says she wouldn’t like people talking about her relationship either. Unless, of course, they were talking about the relationship she has with her teeth whitening strips—aka her favorite co-star on ‘The Hills.’

2. Justin Bobby’s kind of, sort of, not-really girlfriend. 

Lindsey, eating up the screen time she’s getting this season, despite only being credited as “Justin’s Date.”

While walking on the beach together, Justin Bobby and Stephanie get to talking about Justin’s bountiful date from Friendsgiving, who Justin swears is not his girlfriend. 

“At this point, my relationship with Lindsey, we’re just learning each other’s thoughts, our moves, our destinations, our wants, our desires. There’s just so many dynamics when you’re getting to know somebody,” Justin says. 

“Namaste committed to saying these ridiculous things as long as MTV keeps writing my checks.”

Listen, if the guy you’re dating ever says anything close to this, kindly inform him that you’re thinking of moving to a destination far away from him and want him to never contact you again unless he desires a restraining order. 

3. Spencer tries to live vicariously through people who aren’t married to an aspiring Christian pop star.

“No amount of healing crystals can cleanse these dirty thoughts.”

After spending almost an entire season surrounded by people who act like wild animals, Brandon heads to the California Wildlife Center to hang out with actual wild animals. Oh, and Spencer meets him there because he needs some more camera time this episode. After being introduced to the woman who works at the center, Spencer basically asks if she and Brandon have been banging it out in the coyote cages, which Brandon finds very odd. Rightfully so. 

“So are you guys gonna let me watch or what?”

“Spencer’s like an old perv,” Brandon says. “He wants to live so bad through me. Dude, I’m not gonna bang the girl at the animal shelter just because you want me to. You’re crazy.” 

When you’re creeping out the kid whose parents made a famous sex tape back in the day, we’d say it’s officially time to rein things in a bit. 

4. Justin Bobby has a heart-to-heart with Robert Bobby. 

Double the Bobby, double the fun.

After all these years, we finally get to meet the man responsible for bringing us the gift that is Justin Bobby: Justin’s dad, Robert. 

“I would be of the utmost loss souls in this universe if it wasn’t for my dad,” Justin says. “He’s the only reason I ever stepped on a Harley, sat on a Harley, rode a Harley. All the punks out there that think they know that Harley life and they’re cool with their new bikes and they have that attitude, they don’t know nothing, cause I was born in it. Definitely born in it.” 

BORN.WITH.IT.

“Yeah, well you must’ve gotten all that ‘truth and time tell all’ nonsense from your mom’s side.”

While Robert doesn’t treat us to any long-winded thoughts on the meaning of life, he does appear to share Justin’s love of motorcycles, long hair and leather clothing, so we can totally see how these two are related. No word, however, on where Robert stands on the whole wearing combat boots to the beach debate.  

5. Brody and Kaitlynn’s open relationship: part two. 

“You remembered to wear your wedding ring, right?”

As the party for Audrina’s bikini company wraps up, Ashley talks to Whitney and Jen about the Brody-Kaitlynn situation. While she initially appears sympathetic to Kaitlynn’s desire to have a child and Brody’s alleged party boy lifestyle, Ashley soon reaches the point where she can no longer hold her tongue and unfortunately, there’s no glass of wine nearby to save her.  

“Brody gets away with so much,” she says. “He has said on multiple occasions that he does sleep with other girls and [Kaitlynn] is OK with it!” 

Well all right then! 

Listen, in Ashley’s defense, maybe she was just trying to be a wing woman. I mean, they were surrounded by bikini models, after all. 

“That’s it! Next time, I’m charging a service fee!”

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6 Comments

  1. Oh yes Justin, you’re the only guy to have ever ridden a Harley. So just because a guy buys his first Harley now, he’s a poser? He’s not a real Harley rider? Go home and wash Off the eyeliner and take your nail polish off while you’re at it. You’re the biggest poser I’ve ever seen. Take a seat

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