10 of the Hardest (Halloween-Themed!) ‘Teen Mom’ “Would You Rather?” Questions Ever: Play Now!

“I know these are extremely disturbing, but try not to think about it… Tyler, I may need an extra therapy horse after taking this quiz!”

This quiz has been updated for 2022!

As a special Halloween “treat” for her readers, The Ashley has once again dipped into her demented mind to bring you her own version of the classic elementary school game “Would You Rather?” Readers will be which forced to choose one of two impossibly hard, Teen Mom-themed Halloween scenarios. These terrifying situations will shake you to your skeleton and leave a taste in your mouth that’s worse than candy corn!

The Ashley is proud (and a little creeped out, honestly) to present… “Would You Rather? The ‘Teen Mom’ Halloween Edition!”

Take the quiz below, and choose between two impossibly hard scenarios!

“What is WRONG with you!?”

To play more (disturbing) ‘Teen Mom’-themed “Would You Rather?” quizzes, click here! 

(Photos: MTV; Instagram) 

20 Responses


  1. When The Ashley manages to make you choose to be with Amber let alone angry Amber as the safer option. (Jenelle and David would be already be like that without alcohol)


  2. I couldn’t choose either of the bobbing for apples in Nathan’s gym sweat or eat a pumpkin pie with Taylor’s beard clippings… bleh. You are sick Ashley! SICK! LOL


  3. Is it sad that I actually reread the questions and took the time to answer as if I was taking an IQ test. Speaking of IQ, I think mine just dropped a few points by participating but I did have a good laugh. Good job!


  4. Frankly I would do anything to be away from amber Portwood she is a violent repetitive narcissistic victimizing psycho and she can blame bipolar all she wants but if someone who’s lived with bipolar I’m sorry that’s not true


    1. No, it’s absolutely not true. I’m also bipolar. Amber should have found a med combo by now and she should also have made progress in therapy.
      I’ve never been violent or arrested ever.


    2. Nope, not true at all. Her excuses about being bipolar are insulting to the rest of us living with it. I’m not violent or a criminal. Neither is my sister who also has it. I doubt you are either. Being an abusive criminal is not a symptom of PBD.


  5. Do you prefer: taking a weird quiz or keeping a healthy brain without a horrible image inside? I may have chosen badly …
    Thank you The Ashley!


    1. Hear Amber’s new college speak (you know, she wants to be a Dr…I didn’t know felons could be Dr.s), or hear Farrah speak for an hour? I think I’d smuggle Ambie’s RX stash and zonk out for as long as possible…


  6. Frisky Butch didn’t sound that bad..

    As long as I dont have to watch any current episodes.. That would be torture.


    1. Weirdly, for me that was also the least hard one. (It’s the mullet, isn’t it?) Also the skeleton tattoo vs David’s chewed candy (ew!)

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