This quiz has been updated for 2025!
As a special Halloween “treat” for her readers, The Ashley has once again dipped into her demented mind to bring you her own version of the classic elementary school game “Would You Rather?” Readers will be which forced to choose one of two impossibly hard, Teen Mom-themed Halloween scenarios. These terrifying situations will shake you to your skeleton and leave a taste in your mouth that’s worse than candy corn!
The Ashley is proud (and a little creeped out, honestly) to present… “Would You Rather? The ‘Teen Mom’ Halloween Edition!”
Take the quiz below, and choose between two impossibly hard scenarios!
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I would rather be on the monsters land with amber with the machete.
When The Ashley manages to make you choose to be with Amber let alone angry Amber as the safer option. (Jenelle and David would be already be like that without alcohol)
I couldn’t choose either of the bobbing for apples in Nathan’s gym sweat or eat a pumpkin pie with Taylor’s beard clippings… bleh. You are sick Ashley! SICK! LOL
Is it sad that I actually reread the questions and took the time to answer as if I was taking an IQ test. Speaking of IQ, I think mine just dropped a few points by participating but I did have a good laugh. Good job!
Given what the choices were, you should be carefully reading the questions before you choose.
Frankly I would do anything to be away from amber Portwood she is a violent repetitive narcissistic victimizing psycho and she can blame bipolar all she wants but if someone who’s lived with bipolar I’m sorry that’s not true
No, it’s absolutely not true. I’m also bipolar. Amber should have found a med combo by now and she should also have made progress in therapy.
I’ve never been violent or arrested ever.
Nope, not true at all. Her excuses about being bipolar are insulting to the rest of us living with it. I’m not violent or a criminal. Neither is my sister who also has it. I doubt you are either. Being an abusive criminal is not a symptom of PBD.
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I think that all of the candy that I’ve eaten over the past two days is trying to come up.
Thanks!
Do you prefer: taking a weird quiz or keeping a healthy brain without a horrible image inside? I may have chosen badly …
Thank you The Ashley!
Why the hell did I do this? Why?
This was terrifying…
This was fun!
Hear Amber’s new college speak (you know, she wants to be a Dr…I didn’t know felons could be Dr.s), or hear Farrah speak for an hour? I think I’d smuggle Ambie’s RX stash and zonk out for as long as possible…
Some of these were legitimately hard to choose.
The terror of either situation!
Agreed! the Gym Sweat vs. Beer Backwash pie…I AM TRAUMATIZED…lol
These are fantastic…..ally awful! ????
Eww, eww, eww, too many naked baby daddies fighting in my head now.
Thanks for the belly laugh and dry retches!
Frisky Butch didn’t sound that bad..
As long as I dont have to watch any current episodes.. That would be torture.
Weirdly, for me that was also the least hard one. (It’s the mullet, isn’t it?) Also the skeleton tattoo vs David’s chewed candy (ew!)
I would rather look at hilarious pictures of DebZ OG than be sad that she now works at the Omaha airport when she had to check me in for my flight.