Well…that’s a headline The Ashley never thought she’d be writing…
Farrah Abraham is known for saying and writing some very off-the-wall things, but a comment she wrote on social media after her court date on Wednesday is causing a lot of controversy— and a few laughs.
The Ashley has been recognizing Farrah’s signature “Farrah Speak” for years. (“Farrah Speak” is what The Ashley calls it when the fired Teen Mom stars mixes up words— or makes words up altogether— to attempt to sound smarter and/or make herself into a victim.)
On Wednesday, Farrah managed to offend plenty of people with a “Farrah Speak”-filled analogy in which she compared her court hearing this week to the October 7 attack on Israel by the Palestinian militant group Hamas.
No. Seriously…
As The Ashley previously told you, Farrah had to go to court in Los Angeles on Tuesday to deal with two charges of Battery she had stemming from a January 2022 incident in which she was arrested and accused of getting physically violent with nightclub security guards. Farrah has always maintained her innocence, while also claiming that she was the victim of “batterment” and a “hate crime,” among other things, that night.
On Tuesday, a judge placed the former ‘Teen Mom’ star in a diversion program and sentenced her to community service. If she abides by the judge’s terms, she will have the charge dropped and expunged off her record.
In Touch Weekly reported the results of the hearing, causing Farrah to jump into the comment section of the magazine’s Instagram post about it and declare that she is the true victim in all of this. She then compared herself to “Jerusalem” and the security at the nightclub to Hamas.
However, because she’s Farrah, she mistakenly referred to the militant group as hummus instead of Hamas. (Hummus is a tasty Mediterranean dip, by the way.)
“For the record the only person battered was myself,” Farrah’s cringey comment began. “And the security were caught lying via camera footage. Prosecutors and faulty judicial systems need reform immediately for allowing lying criminal behavior on customers.
“I’m Jerusalem & security is Hummus lying with terrorism tactics that fail,” she added.
Later, Farrah posted her post-court interview with In Touch Weekly to Instagram and added a Farrah-Speak-filled caption to boot!
“Thankful I’m alive, Grateful I don’t live in California- Love some Austin Texas ( where security doesn’t set up attacks on public figures) & look forward to changing our legal systems surrounding prosecutors and allowing criminal attacks in uniform,” Farrah wrote. “As we all should never be assaulted, cuffed, or excessive force while eating dinner or checking out a rooftop.
“I’ve learned that it’s better to just stay away from those who have no self control – our system should act on criminal defamation and lies that hurt innocent people every day. Criminal Vs. CIVIL – Justice Always prevails even in a corrupt Judicial systems.”
Farrah comparing her situation to Hummus Hamas’ attack on Israel did not go over well in the comment section of the post.
“Girl you are not comparing your first world problems to actual terrorism?” one person wrote in response to Farrah’s comment.
“This comment is the most disgusting vile thing I have heard in a long time!” another person responded. “Don’t you DARE f**king compare this s**t with the tragedy that is going on in the Middle East!”
Others clowned on Farrah’s attempt to sound smart and hip to current events.
“This comment should be printed out and hung on the wall of the Louvre. It is art in its highest form #hummus,” one person wrote.
“What type of Hummus lies,” another person wrote. “Just curious so I don’t buy that kind.”
As of press time, Farrah’s comment— and her hummus/Hamas confusion— remains on the magazine’s Instagram post.
On Tuesday, Farrah spoke to In Touch Weekly outside the courthouse and implied that she still plans to pursue charges for the “injuries” she claimed to have suffered during the January 2022 incident.
RELATED STORY: Former ‘Teen Mom’ Star Farrah Abraham Sentenced to Community Service & 18-Month Diversion Program For 2022 Security Guard Battery Case
(Photos: MTV; Instagram)
Poor Sophia. Her mom’s dumber than gold fish. Send CPS someone lol.
I recall her unsuccessful yogurt shop that was also in Austin. They had an episode of her berating the employees.
My local Kroger has this amazing dark chocolate hummus that is clearly lying to me about the fact that it’s actually beans
epic
I don’t think a dumber person exists.
“Jesus God, Leah”…
Farrah – please do yourself a favor and STOP talking! You are dumb. And you sound dumb. You are a stupid ass trying to sound smart. Just STOP!
She needs to replace her mirror with a big ‘ole STOP sign!!! Doesn’t she have anyone halfway normal in her life to advise her to just shut up and not talk?!
Yet…on the other hand, it’s pretty fucking entertaining 😆
Agreed, do us ALL a favor and STHU!
Where’s Sophia at? Someone check that this child is okay and has more brain cells than Farrah.
I was wondering about Sophia also so I went to Farrahs ig. I watched farrahs post about donating money to Hawaii. Sophia is in the video and wow she has changed!
Yea she’s rebellious now.
For real, I thought we all agreed that Farrah has probably some kind of neurological damage or something that explains her insanity and ramblings. People won’t get a sane response from her because she has some serious issues going on with her brain.
I strongly believe (and always have) that any neurological issues she has (which I believe she does) are a direct result of extensive drug abuse. With the amount of surgeries and procedures she has had, there is no doubt an entire pharmacy in her home, which she frequently helps herself to whenever it tickled her fancy (so, all the time).
It’s also why (though not the only reason) I worry a lot about Sophia and her potential to dabble in the same. She still sees very little wrong with Farrah and the way she behaves, at all. We can attribute a lot of that to the fact that she’s still a young teen, extremely impressionable, with horrible role models. Farrah is someone who will literally give her whatever she wants without her even having to ask, even things she probably shouldn’t have/do.
I have no doubt that Farrah has many, many issues, I doubt that most of them derive from medical issues she developed naturally, though. I also believe none of them are genetic, despite her mom being cuckoo for cocoa puffs (different wavelength). I believe they are 100% self-inflicted and she has likely been warned about them countless times by numerous doctors (and it’s why some doctors she won’t go to for a second procedure, because they refuse treatment, I bet).
Then we also have the fact that she’s a complete moron and has been since she graduated high school, regardless of self-inflicted damage. She wasn’t a smart student when she was one, she’s only gone downhill since. Her basic level of comprehension and even language/reading skills has never been superb (it was a bit better in high school). She seemed a bit more coherent back then because she hadn’t yet gotten that first fix. She was still a dumb teen though (most teens are, honestly, we learn as we grow!)
farrah is SUCH a moron ~ PER LAW!!!
🥴🚫👩🏽🎓
How fucking reprehensible 🤦🏻♀️
Has anyone ever explored having her involuntarily committed? We all know she CLEARLY needs the help. Maybe next time she takes a swing at security?
She really is as thick as 💩
Ducking autocorrect.
Your comment made me Ducking laugh in to my Hummus!!!!
Hummus As in the food, not in anyway am I mocking the atrocities that is happening.
I like hummus.
Maybe shes trying to get a brand endorsement.
Sadly, that cannot be blamed on autocorrect. This is just Farrah.