‘Teen Mom’ News Pile: Update on David Eason’s Towing Case, Farrah Abraham Claims Ronnie Ortiz-Magro Wanted Her & More

When you realize you’re super-behind on your ‘Teen Mom’ news…

From throwing shade to promising to throw a tantrum at your next gender reveal party, the stars (and former stars) of the Teen Mom franchise never cease to keep us on our toes.

In an effort to bring you up-to-date on the latest Teen Mom OGTeen Mom Young & Pregnant and 16 & Pregnant news, The Ashley brings you the Teen Mom News Pile. Here are some of the major (and minor but interesting) ‘Teen Mom’-related things that have happened over the last few days…

David Eason doesn’t head to court….again.

When you get out of going to court yet again…

David Eason was due in court on Tuesday to answer to the criminal charges he received for self-towing a stranger’s truck last year. However, the case was once again continued, a New Hanover County clerk confirmed to The Ashley on Tuesday.

The court date has been continued numerous times since Mr. Jenelle Evans was charged with one misdemeanor count of “Injury to Personal Property” and one charge of “Tampering with a Vehicle.” The charges came after David posted a video of himself “self towing” a stranger’s truck out of a parking spot on a North Carolina street, as Jenelle cackled and cheered him on from the sidelines.

David’s new court date is Friday, November 15.

Farrah says troubled ‘Jersey Shore’ star Ronnie Ortiz-Magro wanted to date her.

“What can I say? Obviously I’m irresistible!”

Farrah Abraham took time to weigh in on the latest arrest and drama surrounding ‘Jersey Shore’ star Ronnie Ortiz-Magro and his baby mama Jen Harley. In typical Farrah fashion, the Backdoor Teen Mom made it all about her (and Ronnie’s/everybody’s desire to be with her.)

“I can’t even believe he used to, like, hit me up to try to take me on dates,” Farrah said. 

Farrah then smugly congratulated herself for not letting Ronnie take her into the smush room  date her.

“Wow, I really dodged a bullet with that one,” she said. “Definitely no dating for me. I have no time for crazy baby daddy crazy crazies. But, like, all the love goes to the baby. I would not want to put my baby around all that.

“That’s like a ‘Teen Mom’ Amber Portwood…” Farrah says as contorts her face into a weird shape. (It appears she’s trying to smile?)

Watch a clip of her Instagram Live video below!

Catelynn Lowell made it clear that she doesn’t want any more female spawn to pass through her loins.

“Another girl? No waaay!”

Cate and her husband Tyler Baliterra have had three girls and have made it no secret in the past that they are hoping for a boy. (Tyler has been especially vocal about his desire to have a son, even visibly pouting at the gender reveal parties for both of his daughters Nova and Vaeda).

A few days ago, though, Catelynn became the one who made it clear that she, too, wants a boy. In a now-deleted Instagram post, Catelynn said she plans to throw a fit if she has another baby girl.

“If I get pregnant again and pink confetti comes outta my gender reveal balloon, I’m knocking the whole food table over,” Cate posted. “Party over. Everybody go home.”

In the caption of the post, she added, “Yep!”

It would be a shame for all those assorted Oscar Meyer deli meats to go to waste…

Naturally, the post made fans assume that Catelynn was pregnant, but she cleared up that rumor on Wednesday. 

“I am not pregnant and we are using birth control,” Catelynn told Us Weekly. “But when we do decide to have another child, we are hoping for a boy. If we are meant to have all girls, then that’s just fine too!”

In January, she stated that she and Tyler planned to get her knocked up again right after Vaeda was born, but after the baby came, the couple changed their plan a bit. In June, Catelynn said that she will not keep pumping out babies (Duggar-style) until she finally gets a male spawn.

“I will not keep trying until I have a boy,” Catelyn said. “No, sorry…if we were meant to just have girls then that’s what we were meant to have. I’m not going to have like six or seven kids. I feel like I’m going grey with two.

On Wednesday, she stated that she and Tyler plan to wait a bit before having another baby.

“We are thinking of having another when Vaeda is about 1 or 2 years old,” she told Us Weekly.

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(Photos: MTV; Instagram)

33 Responses

  1. David won’t be convicted. Mark my words. Jenelle will pay good money to make him not go to jail. (Although that saved MTV money will soon dry out!)

    Farrah is delusional. I doubt even Ron would date her. I do believe Matt Baier wanted her before Ambie, he is a creep.

    Cate and Tyler are seriously SERIOUSLY pissing me off with this “We want a boy!” I know some people like to speculate Tyler is gay but I don’t think so. I just think he hates himself for not being “manly”. I have met plenty of awesome guys who are also pretty sensible. And sensibility for a man is something that is still not tolerated in men circles. Those guys have great hearts but they are just so insecure because they developed a vulnerability they are not allowed to show. Tyler is trying REALLY HARD to portray something he isn’t. You know why suicide is more frequent in men? Because they don’t show their suffering to the public.

    I’m just here trying to make sense to men that there are us women who do want a sensible guy over an over pompous jerk. All my last three crushes were exactly that.

  2. Congratulations to Catelyn for using birth control, I guess she learned something after her decade on Teen Mom. She must have finally visited itsyoursexlife.org

  3. Didn’t David threathen the victim not to report him? Is that legal? And then Jenelle tried
    to convince the victim that it’s illegal to report someone on somebody else’s advise.
    Are they human?

  4. I feel so bad for the older gentleman whose car was messed up by Deputy Dipshit. Give the man his fucking money for the damages, and make David either do community service or throw his ass in jail. How does he continue to get out it! We KNOW it happened because Tweedle Dee and Tweedle Dumb uploaded it online for all to see

    1. For real. David is like the Walter White of the Teen Mom World. I feel like, at this point, we need Aaron Paul to come out yelling “HE CAN’T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH ITTTTTTT!!!!!”, a la Pinkman.
      Seriously, though, Mr. Eason is the devil.

  5. ! David is pure scum and jenelle is not better Farrah is in porn why would any one want to get with her when every body part and any sexual act of hers izs on the Net she is nothing better than A CHEAP whore who is trying to stay relevant

  6. Mtv stop rewarding girls that cant keep there legs shut? Giving money to girl’s that have 3 babies buy 3 different men. Come on what trash. Mtv please stop the madness

  7. David- I have given up on that effed up county ever holding those 2 hillbillies accountable for a damn thing. The best the rest of us can do is make sure to not ever buy their homemade dollarstore crap and avoid travel near The Land.

    Farrah- you wish you could get your broke ass claws on some of that sweeeet Jersey Shore money lol Ronnie sure loves him a human dumpster fire, the problem is youre too much dumpster and not enough human for even that coked up alcoholic to smush

    Cate and Ty- of course yall want more kids, how else will Cate be able to run away to rehab from all these damn mothering responsibilities? Ty has a house to decorate and some serious bitching about Theresa to get to. They both need massive new rehabcenterbatman tattoos. The therapy pony needs a friend, like a new therapy pony. Kursty will get a new scare in her life, she looks too relaxed lately. And how is Butch supposed to skip another birth if you guys dont make another baby??

  8. Not a good idea…she may have one of her “fits” and have to go to rehab. Keep using the birth control you nit wits!

  9. Any word on Tylor’s father Butch? He will be back in prison within 6 months. Seeing them on the reunion and Butch telling Tyler’s sister that getting her 1 year sobriety chip wasn’t a big deal upset me.

  10. Farrah talking about what other people are putting their babies through is…….. oh hey Sophia, how are your shady old rich men friends over in Dubai today?

    Oh and sorry Farrah, if Ronnie *did* contact you, it wasn’t for a date, hun. I think we all know what it was for.

  11. I love these two, I can’t believe the way that bitch Teresa, is with those two seeing their daughter, poor kid will grow up hating Teresa.

    1. As an adoptive parent myself all I can tell you is that you clearly don’t understand what adoption means. Carly is NOT Tyler and Caitlin’s daughter and hasn’t been since birth. They have ZERO legal right to her. THEIR CHOICE! If their open adoption is anything like mine “that bitch” Teresa (real mature, sweetie) could LEGALLY cut their visits off. I have that option but my child’s birth mom shows up on time for visitation, sends birthday and Christmas gifts, and doesn’t overstep her bounds. She knows her place and she knows it was her choice. She’s also done WAY more to better her life since the adoption than Tyler and Caitlin and I’m generally very proud of her. She made the right choice for the baby and for her and she took her second chance and has a good life. Caitlin runs to rehab and other people’s court dates to avoid her absolutely precious babies that she’s too dumb to realize she was BLESSED to have. You need to grow up almost as much as she does. Uneducated people like you turn people away from open adoption and it can be a very beautiful, meaningful experience that allows adopted children to have a connection to where they came from…when it’s done right. Make no mistake, Tyler, Caitlin, and YOU are the ones in the wrong.

        You sound like an amazing person, the world needs more people like you.

        Wishing you and your family a wonderful happy life.

    2. Carly was adopted. Legally and emotionally, Theresa is her mother. As parents they are trying to protect Carly from things she can’t yet understand. They have been amazing parents.

    3. Firstly Carly is Teresa and Brandon’s daughter, secondly Cait and Ty, have no say in anything regarding this little girl.
      They signed away their rights, visitation is at carly’s parents discretion, so cait and ty should be bloody great full, personally I’d have closed the open adoption years ago.

      Cait and ty have gone from selfless to selfish, they broke their promise to Carly, they were going to finish school and make something of their lives, failed that promise big time, lazy whining pot smoking slobs.

      2 bandaid babies later and their still a pair of fuck ups.

      I really really liked these two 9-10 years ago, but have Become a disappointment.

      They have 2 gorgeous girls and poor nova is a anxious kid because of her selfish mom.

    4. Im adopted,& you are wrong.
      Point blank period Abra.
      She will have a different relationships with each set off parents. But the strongest one is the one who raised her. Who was their when she was sick or scared. Not the one who was 2 busy to send birthday presents for a few years.

  12. Ugh. Farrah gets me sick. Cant stand that broad. Thinking everyone wants her ugly nasty fake ass. Bitch stfu. Nobody wants your ugly ass.

  13. Soooooo annoying listening to Cate & Tyler be so outspoken about wanting a boy. We get it.

  14. Oh Cate and Ty, please don’t have any more babies. Ty-Ty won’t handle being left alone with 3 while Cate goes on another “rehab” vacay.

  15. Farrah needs to be institutionalized and legit needs to get a brain scan, mri, drug testing, everything they have at their disposal. As for Cate and Tyler, I really wish they would get a hobby or *gasp, jobs, because the only thing they ever seem to focus on is fixing their relationship and having kids. I think Cate has really low self-esteem and thinks if she gives Tyler a gaggle of children he’ll stay with her. Do they even run that clothing line anymore?

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