Colt Johnson and his friend/cat-sitter-turned-fiancĂ© Vanessa Guerra are officially engaged, but Coltâs 90 Day: The Single Life co-star Ed âBig Edâ Brown doesnât see the couple having a happily ever after.
Not only is Big Ed skeptical of Colt and Vanessaâs engagement, heâs even betting on the pair breaking up within six months â something fans will get to see during the May 16 Tell-All.
âI have a six-month wager on that,â Big Ed told Us Weekly. âMy feelings on that is heâs an interesting character. We didnât get along at all â big surprise â and his mom almost, like, wanted to jump out of her chair and smack me around. But I wish anyone success in a relationship.â
While Colt and Vanessa have been engaged since November, â90 Day: The Single Lifeâ viewers didnât get to see the (full) proposal until it aired during Sundayâs episode. Colt has since gone on to officially announce his and Vanessaâs engagement on social media.
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âThe cat is out of the bag,â he shared on Instagram, along with a photo of himself, Vanessa and Vanessaâs new bling. âIâm very happy to announce Vanessa as my fiancĂ©. I canât wait to see what happens next.â
Vanessa has shared some engagement content on Instagram as well, including a photo of matching âIâm Getting Meowiedâ glasses, that are as cringey as they are fitting for any marriage involving Coltee.
Feline puns aside, Big Ed claims Colt and Vanessaâs pasts make him hesitant to root for the couple. As fans may recall, Colt previously admitted to cheating on his ex-girlfriend Jess Caroline with Vanessa, while Vanessa only finalized her divorce from True Maudsley in November 2020.
âI just think I donât hold a lot of stock in that on both ends because I have this belief that things always end as they begin and it started out with both of them cheating on each other and I just donât think itâs a good situation,â Big Ed explained. âIâm an architect; when you build a house, you start with the weak foundation and the house is going to fall down.
“So, I wish them luck. I hope they can find happiness for their sake. But I donât know. Letâs wait and see.â
Someone who IS excited about Colt and Vanessaâs engagement, however, is Coltâs mom/BFF, Debbie Johnson. (We can assume Colt and Deb’s cat, Cookie Dough, is also thrilled.)
âI was nervous about that one,â Vanessa said. âI was like, âOh, whatâs she going to think?â She was very, very happy.â
Assuming Colt and Vanessa do make it down the aisle, this will be Coltâs second marriage since joining the 90 Day FiancĂ© franchise, as he was previously married to Larissa Dos Santos Lima.
â90 Day: The Single Lifeâ is now streaming on Discovery+.
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Vanessa reminds me of one of my old middle school friends with that permanent putaface, always looking conniving, like she had something up her sleeve, ready to talk shit at any moment. I think these two are morons, but just smart enough to create their own storyline on this never-ending show. Ed acts like he isn’t taking notes! ??
Putaface ???âïž
Edâs probably right, but he is not one to talk.
I find Colt so creepy. He thinks heâs incredible and clearly thinks a lot of himself constantly sending ? pics ? Hes very rude, a liar and canât see that his mum and his relationship is odd. Iâm very lucky, as Iâm close to my son, as we get on well, lots in common, same sense of humour etc. HOWEVER, when it comes to dating, thatâs his choice. Whenever I see coltee and Debbie, I think of Norman Bates ??
Colt and Vanessa are messy, but I think they have a decent shot of it working because they were friends for awhile first, both like cats, and Vanessa and Debbie get along.
Big Ed shouldn’t be talking about about anyone else, he’s a vile and repulsive human being who’s never going to change.
I could honestly throw up at the thought of getting next to Colt. *shudders*