Bachelor

The Bachelor Finale: Quite the Dose of Winged Love

Well if the entire finale episode didn’t make you feel physically ill, with all of the “I’ve fallen for this guys” and “I am ready to give Jake my whole hearts,” the After the Rose ceremony, with Jake and his new fiancée slow-dancing and being serenaded by a 1990s has-been in a crushed velvet vest should have done the trick.

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A Look at Jake’s Future with his Potential Wifes

Holy freaking crap! Tomorrow is the finale of the Bachelor! While I am excited for the finale, I am somewhat sad that I will no longer be able to use the phrase “Wings of Love” and have people know what I’m talking about. After tomorrow, it will just fall back into obscurity as cheesy elevator music.
Anyway, I’d like Jake to see what his life would be like if he picks “Good Clean Fun” Tenley, as well as with “Hooters” Vienna. All I can say is…poor sap.

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Hell Has Frozen Over…Bachelor Produces a Wedding!

In other Bachelor news, former rose-giver Jason Mesnick married Molly Malaney yesterday in Ranchos Palos Verdes, CA. The first wedding to ever come from the Bachelor (Trista and Ryan don’t count, guys, that was from the Bachelorette) was plagued by torrential downpour throughout the day. All I can say is…rain on their wedding day…isn’t it ironic…don’t you think? (haha)

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From Los Angeles… It’s The Ashley’s Reality Roundup!!

Today is a good day. It’s the start of something fun for me to pack into my already crammed life. But who cares?! There’s crappy TV shows to analyze, scrutinize and ultimately make fun of.
Here’s who I am…I am a 26-year old writer and editor working in Los Angeles and living in Orange County. I’m sad and slightly embarrassed to say that my weekdays are planned solely around bad reality shows.

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