Doesn’t the Bachelorette Make You Want to Stab Yourself in the Eye With a Rose? Don’t You Love it!?
Too bad you aren’t able to eliminate 22 guys in the first round, Ali. It would save you from having to interact with these creeps and freaks.
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Too bad you aren’t able to eliminate 22 guys in the first round, Ali. It would save you from having to interact with these creeps and freaks.
Jake is sans-pants on Dancing With the Stars…giving us all a peak as to what Vienna got to see during those overnight dates on the Bachelor!
Well if the entire finale episode didn’t make you feel physically ill, with all of the “I’ve fallen for this guys” and “I am ready to give Jake my whole hearts,” the After the Rose ceremony, with Jake and his new fiancée slow-dancing and being serenaded by a 1990s has-been in a crushed velvet vest should have done the trick.
Holy freaking crap! Tomorrow is the finale of the Bachelor! While I am excited for the finale, I am somewhat sad that I will no longer be able to use the phrase “Wings of Love” and have people know what I’m talking about. After tomorrow, it will just fall back into obscurity as cheesy elevator music.
Anyway, I’d like Jake to see what his life would be like if he picks “Good Clean Fun” Tenley, as well as with “Hooters” Vienna. All I can say is…poor sap.
In other Bachelor news, former rose-giver Jason Mesnick married Molly Malaney yesterday in Ranchos Palos Verdes, CA. The first wedding to ever come from the Bachelor (Trista and Ryan don’t count, guys, that was from the Bachelorette) was plagued by torrential downpour throughout the day. All I can say is…rain on their wedding day…isn’t it ironic…don’t you think? (haha)

Today is a good day. It’s the start of something fun for me to pack into my already crammed life. But who cares?! There’s crappy TV shows to analyze, scrutinize and ultimately make fun of.
Here’s who I am…I am a 26-year old writer and editor working in Los Angeles and living in Orange County. I’m sad and slightly embarrassed to say that my weekdays are planned solely around bad reality shows.

Colton Underwood didn’t get engaged on ‘The Bachelor,’ but wedding bells are finally ringing for the former star of the ABC reality franchise! Colton announced on Monday that he is officially engaged to his boyfriend, Jordan C. Smith.

Clayton Echard is looking for love– again! A week after the former NFL player was sent home by Bachelorette Michelle Young, ABC has announced that

Next month, former ‘Bachelor’ Colton Underwood lead will take viewers into his coming out journey, which was documented by Netflix for the upcoming series ‘Coming Out Colton.’

Former ‘Bachelor’ Franchise host Chris Harrison proposed to his girlfriend, ‘Entertainment Tonight’ correspondent Lauren Zima over the weekend in Napa Valley, California. Chris posted a photo to Instagram showing him on bended knee presenting a ring to Lauren.

Three months after longtime host Chris Harrison confirmed that he would not return to ‘The Bachelor’, ABC has announced that former Bachelor (and current ESPN analyst) Jesse Palmer will take over hosting duties for the next season of ‘The Bachelor.’

Two months after announcing he was leaving ‘The Bachelor’ franchise, Chris Harrison is still keeping up with the show he hosted for 19 years.

Chris Harrison has handed out his last Fantasy Suite card. The longtime host of all of the ‘Bachelor’ Franchise shows took to Instagram on Tuesday to announce that he is leaving the Franchise for good, despite saying in February that his leave from hosting was “temporary.”

Chris Harrison’s temporary leave from ‘The Bachelor’ franchise will continue as it has been revealed that the longtime host will not return to host Season 7 of ‘Bachelor in Paradise.’

In a new video posted to her YouTube channel on Thursday, ‘Bachelor’ star Cassie Randolph finally addressed the topic of her ex, Colton Underwood, coming out as gay, after staying silent on it for over a week.