Farrah Abraham Talks About Teaching Her Kid About the ‘Fun’ of Taking Pregnancy Tests & How to Deal With Adult Men Messaging Her: 5 Weird Statements From Farrah’s Latest Interview

Farrah, preparing to serve some fresh Farrah Speak salad to the masses.

Former Teen Mom OG star Farrah Abraham out Farrah-ed herself this week when she sat down with Us Weekly this week to reflect on the sex talk she had with 12-year-old daughter Sophia, why she’s teaching Sophia that it’s “fun” to pee on pregnancy tests, social media trolls, ‘Teen Mom’ money and more. 

To save your ears from the sweet, sweet sound of Farrah Speak, The Ashley has taken one for the team and is giving you the five weirdest statements from Farrah’s interview.

Buckle up. It’s about to get weird…even by “Farrah” standards.

 1. “ … I don’t want any young ladies to be misled about their health, you guys deserve amazing bodies. You want to feel good. You want to be competent. You should play around with the fun pregnancy tests. Pee on it. And wow – you’re not pregnant!” 

“Motherhood. Ta-da!”

This was Farrah’s take on the importance of talking to Sophia about sex now that the 12-year-old has gone through puberty. (Naturally, Farrah had to announce this personal fact to the world because….Farrah.)

As for the “fun pregnancy test” comment, that was in reference to the controversial pregnancy test photo she allowed Sophia to post on social media last month. 

Farrah claimed the company sent the tests to her – Farrah, not Sophia – because they were going to do a collaboration. She defended her decision to let Sophia participate in the almost-collaboration, stating that “when tweens go through puberty, they need to learn, first of all, about pregnancy tests.” 

“I don’t even know where to go from here. I give up.”

2. “I’m fun. Like, who wouldn’t be OK with talking about sex with me?”

“Maybe if I hide under here she won’t see me…”

Farrah had this to say when asked how Sophia felt about Farrah’s version of the sex talk… but let’s all take a moment to remember Sophia calling out her mom last year on the pair’s Abraham Gals podcast.

During an episode last summer, Sophia begged Farrah to stop talking about her pubescent milestones in interviews. That being said, we’re going to assume Sophia feels the same way about her mom recounting sex talk stories to anyone that will listen as she does about her mom talking about body hair/personal hygiene. 

3. “ … Do you want to make a kid have suicide? I don’t know what we’re doing there.” 

OK, but does Farrah EVER really “know what we’re doing there?”

Farrah presented this slice of Farrah Speak when talking about “other mothers of children who, I guess want to bully” or “talk negatively.”  She stated that she is worried about kids who might “have suicide.” 

Um…

Farrah mentioned that she’s quick to “block, block, block” the creeps and haters that frequent her daughter’s social media.

“I do get mad when I see grown adult men messaging my daughter,” she told Us Weekly. “I got a big problem with that…”

Farrah says she solves this problem by monitoring Sophia’s direct messages on The ‘Gram. 

She didn’t, however, cop to any of her own problematic social media antics… 

(Yes, that’s Farrah hitting Sophia in the head with a sex toy.)

4. “I also don’t like when parents shame my daughter about me on her page because as we know in a real relationship, it’s not healthy to shame a dad or mom in front of the child. So maybe I would check that.” 

“And thus concludes my lesson on How to Be the Number One Parent in Our Nation.”

Farrah complained of the hate she receives on Sophia’s social media page after mentioning the “grown adult men” that show up in the 12-year-old’s direct messages.

Call us crazy, but one of these things feels like a WAY bigger problem than the other.

5. “ … Just totally use it and abuse it like they do with you.” 

“I may have spent a little of my MTV money on some cosmetic enhancements.”

This was Farrah’s financial advice to the remaining cast members of ‘Teen Mom.’ Farrah admitted that she (and Sophia) watched the show regularly back in the day, but stopped tuning in when the series became “about production and trying to be in our lives in such bad ways.”

Naturally, Farrah made sure to throw in a dig about her former show’s declining ratings.

“I know the ratings are going down,” she said. “I can’t even believe it floats.” 

All of our faces as we try to figure out what ‘floating’ thing she’s talkin about…

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(Photos: Instagram; YouTube; MTV)

22 Comments

  1. I have a feeling that poor Sophia is going to end up like Courtney Stodden. Farrah is crazy and will do anything for fame and money.


  2. I wonder if Farrah has shown Sophia her sex tape. I remember her answering a question back in the day where she said she would when Sophia was older. The way she put it, it sounded like she was going to show Sophia when she learned the birds and bees. Nothing would surprise me about Farrah.


  3. Can you imagine the insanity of growing up thinking Farrah’s version of events is reality? That poor kid.


  4. If she has such a problem with adult men messaging her child, then why does she allow her child to use social media? Sophia is far to young to be doing 90% of the things she does. She should be hanging out with children her own age, going to school, participating in age appropriate activities, and going to sleepovers with friends. Instead, she’s dragged all over the world, attending very adult events because her toxic mom treats her like a friend instead of a daughter. I wish somebody would have stepped in a long time ago to remove Sophia from that entire messy family.


    1. I really wonder why Sofia’s dad’s side of the family don’t step in? You’d think they’d be fully invested in their only grandchild from their son who passed away.


  5. I feel like Farrah is encouraging Sophia to be a teen mom herself, in hopes of getting back onto reality TV. This is quite disturbing.


  6. Farrah was so much prettier when she was young. All of the plastic that she’s sporting hasn’t done her any favors


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  8. Nothing new, she’s a crackhead-ho, the real question is did anyone see her say these things, is there any sign of life(?) because there is no way that whatever that is they photographed for this article is not a biologic human being.


  9. I’ve always believed her daughter was being trained to tag team with her. She’s that disgusting. It just seems inevitable.


      1. Oh yes I can see her grooming Sophia…so sad but it’s all out there for the world to see and no one in authority seems to care


    1. Sure. Whereas some (desperate) single moms may see their growing teen daughters as competition for (sleazy) men, there’s a population of them who will use access (or perceived access) to their children as bait.

      Mama June is one. Farrah would definitely be another.

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