‘Teen Mom’ News Pile: Jenelle Evans Defends David Eason’s Joblessness; Kail Lowry Reveals She Has Six Lawyers Defending Her & More

“I sell period panties and weight loss belts so you don’t have to work, Babe!”

From getting their car stolen to getting off probation, the stars of the ‘Teen Mom’ franchise (both past and present) have been keeping themselves busy lately!

In an effort to get you up-to-date on the latest Teen Mom OG, Teen Mom: Young and Pregnant and Teen Mom 2 news, The Ashley brings you the Teen Mom News Pile. Here are some of the major (and minor but interesting) ‘Teen Mom’-related things that have happened over the last week or so…

Jenelle Evans defended her husband David Eason’s refusal to get a job.

“I ain’t so much for the work and such…”

In a move that would surprise absolutely no one at this point, Jenelle once again stuck up for her husband’s unwillingness to join the work force.

Although Jenelle has claimed over the years that David has had various jobs (from welder, to sea boat scraper to knife-making extraordinaire), she recently admitted that David is sans work and has no need to become employed, due to the fact that she makes a killing as an “influencer.”

“So I says to her, I says, ‘But Juh-nelle. Who are ya influencin’!?”

Jenelle reposted a post on her Facebook page that reads, “A man is supposed to be a PROVIDER. I don’t know what what this generation thinks.”

Jenelle added her own commentary to the post, writing, “Not when you are an influencer and make more. I don’t mind at all, as long as he helps me with the family and he does so much it’s insane.” (She proudly tagged David in the post.)

Earlier this year (after their 2019 breakup), Jenelle stated publicly that David had to start paying some of their bills if he wanted her to get back with him.

“If [David] wants to work things out [he has to] help me with bills, and I have to see that before we even speak about being back together, and you have to show me actions,” Jenelle told Teen Mom Talk Now. “You can’t just tell me you’re going to do something; I need to see something happen.”

(Apparently she gave up on that plan.)

“Y’all know I do all the rakin’ ’round The Land!”

Back in May of 2019, Jenelle admitted that David didn’t work during an interview with the Hollywood Life podcast. 

“Right now, he’s being basically a stay-at-home dad,” Jenelle says. “He has an underwater cleaning business, scuba diving and cleans boats but since it’s been the wintertime and cold he has to put that off…He helps me build whatever I want. Even though he doesn’t have a job, he does have a job at home basically. He’s a lot of help with the kids.”

Kail Lowry reveals she has twice as many lawyers as baby daddies. 

“Umm, doesn’t everyone?”

Between her recent “domestic incident” arrest involving baby daddy Chris Lopez and custody battles with all three of her baby daddies – Chris, Jo Rivera and Javi MarroquinKail Lowry has had enough of the courtroom drama. 

So much in fact, that the ‘Teen Mom 2’ star recently claimed she’s not tapping into her legal resources unless it pertains to one of her businesses, The Sun reports. Kail revealed her legal frustrations to Jo’s wife Vee Torres during an episode of the pair’s podcast, Baby Mamas No Drama

“I am not fighting with nobody – you know what – 2021, Vee, I am not even f**king playing, I am done paying attorneys,” she said. “I have six attorneys and when I tell you I am done paying all of them, unless it is related to my f**king businesses, I am DONE, I am DONEEEE. We working this s**t OUT!!!”

“Hey, I’m always down for a friendly chat at the WaWa!”

Kail went on to tell Vee that court orders have “been very helpful” in her custody agreements with each of her three baby daddies.

“I have gone through phases where I was feeling kind of bitter or I was upset or I thought about using the kid as a pawn, but the court order never allowed me to do that,” she explained. “In that respect I think they are very important. I don’t know about you, but I don’t want the cops called on me because I didn’t give my kid to their dad, you know what I mean?” 

“I’d like to rephrase that statement.”

Kail said she even graciously gave her first two baby daddies the Christmas holiday, even though she was technically supposed to have it with her boys, according to their custody agreement.

“I told both of them [Javi and Jo] they can have Christmas, like, that’s all theirs. I don’t care,” she added. “But in the event that we got into a fight and I changed my mind, we would just fall back to the custody agreement because that is supposed to help.”

Rachel Beaver had her car stolen & believes it was an inside job.

“Anyone got a car I can use?”

It was a scary Halloween for ‘Teen Mom: Young & Pregnant’ star Rachel, due to her discovering that her car was allegedly stolen, and with it, her daughter Hazelee’s Halloween costume, Christmas gifts and cold hard cash.

Rachel took to Facebook on October 30 to plead with her local friends to keep an eye out for her car, which she claims was stolen by a Halloween zombie…aka her ex’s dad’s “dope head friend.”

Got all that?

“Whenever your ex has his dad’s dope head friend steal your car with your kids stuff in it, Halloween costume, a few Christmas presents… my money..& ya know the whole ass car,” Rachel wrote. “I worked my ass off to buy that car & had just got it last week along with the stuff I got for Hazelee.”

Rachel then explained that she was unable to make a police report, due to the fact that, although she says she paid for the car, she agreed to put it in her ex-boyfriend’s name.

“Talk about a Bonehead Beaver move!”

“Well I was gonna get the car in my name next week when I got my license but [we] decided we would go ahead & buy it in his name… (yes. I completely paid for the car.),” Rachel wrote. “I just want to give up so bad.. but I know I can’t because Hazelee needs me. I will never understand how people can be so heartless.”

“I spent 1700 on the car & there’s like 2000$ worth of stuff & money in that car right now,” she added.

It is unknown if Rachel has since located her car; however, she claims to have tracked the crime to a person who works at the local Waffle House. (As you do…)

Farrah Abraham is (almost) a free woman again. 

“I can’t wait to add this to my growing list of accomplishments!”

As of Monday, Farrah Abraham has officially completed the terms of her probation stemming from her 2018 arrest, TMZ reports… so brace yourselves for an over the top celebratory social media post. (Standard Farrah post, basically.) 

That’s right! It’s been two years since Farrah pleaded guilty to resisting arrest stemming from the June 2018 altercation at the Beverly Hills Hotel, in which the former ‘Teen Mom OG’ star got into a physical brawl with a hotel security guard. 

Farrah’s go-to Polo Lounge getup.

In addition to two years of probation, Farrah also completed 12 hours of anger management, five days of community labor and paid a whopping $150 fee. 

Farrah’s crime also earned her a ban from the Polo Lounge in the Beverly Hills Hotel where the incident took place; however, that ban will reportedly be lifted with the completion of Farrah’s probation. 

Farrah initially rejected a plea deal in the case, insisting that she was the victim of “incrimination of a celebrity,” though she ultimately caved and pleaded guilty to resisting arrest. 

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15 Comments

  1. Wait a minute. Did Kailyn just admit that she thought about using her kids as pawns in her issues with their fathers? I just cannot with her. She is such a miserable C U Next Tuesday.


    1. I caught that too. This woman needs to get out of the public eye and get a refund on her college education. “We working this out.” “I’m not fighting with nobody.” Is she trying to sound hardcore and street? She’s failing. That is not her world, she’s no just appropriating it…like a Kardashian.


  2. David helps so much “It’s insane” …. well, just gonna leave that comment right there lol.

    Whyyy is kail bragging about having lawyers and breaking out her tough girl act again? It’s so cringey to talk about your legal problems and multiple court cases, baby daddies, etc. Sadly she probably thinks this kind of talk is gonna somehow impress Chris. “I am not fighting with nobody”- the epitome of class! Way to go kail!


  3. Wait, didn’t Kail knowingly take Isaac to Hawaii during Jo’s parenting time just last year? At the time, she was all “I’m willing to get arrested to give him this opportunity.” Telling Vee that she would never do that is pretty gross.


  4. …. if Rachel paid entirely for the car why the fuck would it be in her boyfriends name? Jesus God Rachel.

    Why did Vee even agree to this podcast?
    Didn’t Kail illegally take Isaac to Hawaii when Jo was supposed to have him?
    ??? Yet she says her custody arrangement makes it so that would be impossible. Yeah okay.


  5. Lurch looks exactly like swollen Tiger King, he’s such a mess. It’s so obvious he acts big and bad on the internet, because he’s basically a house-bitch. Also, that Beaver girl looks extremely rough for her age.


  6. Waffle House maniac running around in the Beaver Mobile, that is a bag of downers.

    Hey, what has 9 teeth and 13 boobs? 3rd shift at the Waffle House

    Don’t forget tot tip your waitress

    stay lit


  7. Kail has 6 lawyers and lots of money. You can take Kail out of homes with locks on refrigerators but you can’t take the trailer out of Kail. Kails just as trashy as Jenelle.


  8. Well, Jenelle is right for once. David does DO a lot! He murders helpless dogs, cuts the head off of their pet goat & eats it and taunts their children with it, beats their kids, belittles and humiliates Miranda, among many other disgusting depraved things that dumbass Jenelle apparently finds acceptable. I know two things David looks like he doesn’t do, bathe and wash that mangy hair.

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